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[bishoptl]

Lawdamercy

 

[Snuggles]

Haha, we're chillin with dudes from the band that played tonight. Fuckaz was supposed to score beer cuz it's after 2am but they brought like ten beers. I already nabbed two of them tho. I think their expecting to put it in my ladyfriends. My GF is at work tonight so I'm def not gonna be in on thAt.

 

[EloquentM]

Lmao bish is posting in here drunk as fuck lmao

 

[luckyboyceo]

Fuck draculinas I'm an acorn man.

 

[Snuggles]

Lawdamercy

😁🙌✨👼

 

[Noshino]

fml

hooked up with some random japanese chick at the beach and she gave me a stitch doll

i feel slutty now

 

[J. Bravo]

Love people that let me crash. Chilling on my friends floor. Enjoying myself. Finishing her moscato and gonna pass out

 

[EloquentM]

I'm in love with a Muslim French girl lol

 

[AcridMeat]

Bish you da man.

Manny it's nice to fantasize about fantasy women I guess.

 

[Izayoi]

Snip it man.

Cheaper in the long run.

If you ever decide you don't like the kid you end up adopting, you basically get a pass for trading it in.

Yeah... I have given it considerable thought. I'm still youngish yet so my doctor is strongly advising me against it, but I might just freeze some of my soldiers and then do it anyway.

I've never really been big on the idea of marriage, let alone kids.

I'm supposed to believe a guy with an anime avatar is getting laid so much that he can't afford condoms? Are these women prostitutes?

Clubs and parties are what's up. Sorostitutes all up in this

neva gonna get laid

Not with that attitude, you're not! Lighten up, man. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I'm in love with a Muslim French girl lol

sounds like good taste to me

 

[EloquentM]

Bish you da man.

Manny it's nice to fantasize about fantasy women I guess.

youd like that huh junior?

Yeah... I have given it considerable thought. I'm still youngish yet so my doctor is strongly advising me against it, but I might just freeze some of my soldiers and then do it anyway.

I've never really been big on the idea of marriage, let alone kids.


Clubs and parties are what's up. Sorostitutes all up in this


Not with that attitude, you're not! Lighten up, man. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.


sounds like good taste to me

She's gonna be the death of me

 

[AcridMeat]

youd like that huh junior?

Ether

 

[EloquentM]

Ether

I still love you even if you can't make threads.

Spoiler

drunkard

 

[Snuggles]

I think my one homegirl is making moves on my other homegirl. Tryin to get her to spend the night. She keeps stroking her hair and whispering in her ear. Kinda hot tbh. How am I awake this late.

 

[EloquentM]

I think my one homegirl is making moves on my other homegirl. Tryin to get her to spend the night. Kinda hot tbh. How am I awake this late.

Go for 6 am bro

 

[Noshino]

aim high
shoot for the stars

get them both snuggs

COME BACK A HERO

 

[EloquentM]

Lol I think I broke this other girls heart.

"Lesson learned don't get too comfortable until you know for sure."

Sorry

 

[Snuggles]

Hahaha IM so fucked. Gonna h8 myself tomorrow. My d is like a heat seeking missle wif no target

 

[Snuggles]

Wow it's almost 7am and I am awake. Haven't been up this late in years. TBH I am still thirsty as fuck. I woulda went to town on my gf's friend I chilled w/ 2nite. I would fuck her in a variety of ways. But obvs that's off limits. Wonder what her pussy taste like.

 

[kehs]

I missed drunk bish, fuck

So this is a norris/lee picture, but whose the dude in the back with that massive crotch?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Where do I sign up for the drunkgaf snapchat? I too want Manny nudes.

<< cyanmarshall

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Weird, so I was all pumped to hang with my good friends the lannisters and tyrells last night but ended up socializing. One of my last remaining friends from high school was in town and he dropped by. We made carnitas and caught up. He's working at a very small start up and they're just starting their first run of manufacturing. Pretty interesting.

 

[Illithid Dude]

Where do I sign up for the drunkgaf snapchat? I too want Manny nudes.

illithiddude

bring it

 

[Deleted member 22576]

BRB, just gonna eat this entire watermelon.

#thiscouldbeusbutuplayin

 

[TheKaeptain]

ugh. if you lived in california id take you to a goth club(you'd drive) and i'd find you a nice draculina

When I lived in Germany I would go to goth clubs. Most of the women were hot as fuck.

 

[EloquentM]

ugh. if you lived in california id take you to a goth club(you'd drive) and i'd find you a nice draculina

Get out of my state

 

[ZeroRay]

Went to the club last night.

Was the 14th anniversary so they had an open bar until 12:30. Too bad we only got one round cause my friend that ordered didn't tip the bartender. -_- I woulda done it but I'm broke as fuck.

Oh well, had fun. QT8.5s all around

 

[ZeroRay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m2K0CD0UQI

 

[Lazyslob]

Get out of my state

i was here first

 

[EloquentM]

i was here first

Bullshit you're like 14

 

[Lazyslob]

WELL IM HERE TO STAY

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm too old for this shit.

 

[Lazyslob]

i imagine you having a nose ring^

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Keep imagining.

 

[EloquentM]

Midnights why does he keep posting???

 

[Lazyslob]

Midnights why does he keep posting???

we got a salty guy here

 

[EloquentM]

we got a salty guy here

You wouldn't even know what that insult means if it weren't for the Internet.

 

[Lazyslob]

lets play basketball

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Midnights why does he keep posting???

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[EloquentM]

Actually, I prefer mornings. Amazing way to start off the day.

 

[Lazyslob]

You wouldn't even know what that insult means if it weren't for the Internet.

yeeaaaaahhhh. "HEY YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT YOUTUBE IS IF YOU DIDNT HEAR OF THE INTERNET"

 

[Deleted member 22576]

lol @ everyone inside safeway

 

[Lazyslob]

wachu talking about jtwo

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

crazyslob is like a kid who won't leave you alone and keeps asking questions and trying to talk to you.

 

[Lazyslob]

im fun

 

[EloquentM]

You're a bore &#128554;

 

[Lazyslob]

im cool with that. as long as it bugs you

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I wish I could show you guys this paragraph this guy submitted for our group paper. It's like the most illegible crap I've ever laid eyes upon.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Its too bad you don't have a networked computer capable of sharing things like that with people.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If only I did. If only.