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Get them shits nice and toasty in the drier. 🔥
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Gonna wash away all the unreason of the day with my peppermint soap.
Rubbish King
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feels like you're dipping your nutsack in an Icelandic lake
It's good to know you aren't wearing never nudes I guess.
NinjaBoiX
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Yeah, I don't like the "sensation" either. Cleaning your dick with minty soap is a life lesson one must heed.
Rubbish King
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It's like Van Damme is cleaning your balls with the ice-cold refreshment of coors light, what's wrong with you?!
freenudemacusers
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iirc jtwo is a bronner's man so
a) it smells strong but washes off leaving a very faint mint smell
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b) it's hardcore. get some undiluted on your peehole then try pullin some man cards.
a) it smells strong but washes off leaving a very faint mint smell
and
b) it's hardcore. get some undiluted on your peehole then try pullin some man cards.
freenudemacusers
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eucalyptus >>
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I like the lavender one, but at my whole foods the peppermint has a perpetual 50% discount. All the other flavors from almond to orange are like 16 bucks while the peppermint one is 9 bucks. Its true for something that you buy every 2 months the cost is negligible, but I usually am always buy beer or something else while there and that 7 bucks always feels like too much.
Plus the lavender one reminds me of a girl I used to date. So eucalyptus is good. But for real if you're not on this castille soap for errthang train then you're doing your quality of life a great disservice. Other soaps and shampoo feel like rubbing gasoline on your body.
So how fucked up do you guys have to be to make the decision to wash yourself with mints, flowers and koala food?
Shit, I use a variety of Old Spice body washes and that shit aint no gasoline. Might be cheap, but it gets the job done and has me smellin fine for 12 fuckin hours bitches.
Shit, I use a variety of Old Spice body washes and that shit aint no gasoline. Might be cheap, but it gets the job done and has me smellin fine for 12 fuckin hours bitches.
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It just makes you happier when you feel cleaner. I use old spice mountain fresh scented deodorant in the hard blue urinal cake form. Be prideful of your hygiene and rub cocoa butter all over yourself once a week.
i dont do the cocoa butter thing, but the fantasy alone is decadent enough for my fragile senses to be overcome with pleasure
its not about how wasted, its about how much time spent wasted. modern chemical compounds are the first thing to go.
Feeling the aftermath tingly sensation of mint and eucalyptus on my balls and asshole after I shower doesnt exactly make me feel "happier"
Ive done it before. It makes me feel like I rubbed leaves and shit all over my body and I need to wash all of it off again with regular soap.
Glad it works for you and takes you to a special place though dude
Ive done it before. It makes me feel like I rubbed leaves and shit all over my body and I need to wash all of it off again with regular soap.
Glad it works for you and takes you to a special place though dude
brianjones
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I don't use soap or shampoo
I smell like nature
I smell like nature
good wan
that explains my constant erection at your posts
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Andrew you shouldn't deny yourself these casual pleasures. You deserve them.
I do. I do deserve them.
But the closest Whole Foods is in Boca and I cant fuckin stand Boca.
I got one buildin up close to me round the corner and will readily available in 2015. So if I want my balls to tingle with glee and smell like peppermint rose chamomile I'll have to wait til then.
freenudemacusers
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is this a good time to talk about wearing unisex/feminine fragrances*
*not colognes
*not colognes
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I keep a small wood burning stove in the bathroom that I use to burn cedar and redwood down to their smokey embers. After I shower I odor myself with the manly smell of natural campfire.
That's amazing man I just finished having one of those installed last week.
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Seriously though, I consider hygiene a hobby. Would love to hear about your genderless scents, mac.
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My friend and I had a good laugh at the mailpersons's expense.
I used to and still sort of want to be a mailman.
I used to and still sort of want to be a mailman.
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I'm just worried my brain would eat itself and then I'd have brainpoop in my head.
freenudemacusers
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lol, well I only have a couple that I would put in the genderless dysphoria category:
chanel sycomore
van cleef & arpels bois d'iris
frederic malle angeliques sous la pluie
otherwise i'm aiming toward cold robot smells or weird herb scents (samples only, will probably buy in the future):
serge lutens laine de verre (aka fiberglass insulation! who knew!)
andrea maack craft
comme des garcons odeur 71 (burning circuits)
the different company tokyo bloom
tom daxon iridium and salvia sclarea
the idea of a leathery or otherwise dudescent has never really appealed to me for whatever reason
chanel sycomore
van cleef & arpels bois d'iris
frederic malle angeliques sous la pluie
otherwise i'm aiming toward cold robot smells or weird herb scents (samples only, will probably buy in the future):
serge lutens laine de verre (aka fiberglass insulation! who knew!)
andrea maack craft
comme des garcons odeur 71 (burning circuits)
the different company tokyo bloom
tom daxon iridium and salvia sclarea
the idea of a leathery or otherwise dudescent has never really appealed to me for whatever reason
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I just don't mess with scents. I've used the same deodorant for like almost a decade now. It's too hard to know what you actually smell like and it scares me that I don't know what I smell like. Just don't mess with the evil unknown.
freenudemacusers
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haha you can get a sample from luckyscent for a couple bucks. it's pretty trippy. it does smell nice and crisp, though.
kinda funny that I've been odorless for about a decade and am diving headfirst into this heh.
kinda funny that I've been odorless for about a decade and am diving headfirst into this heh.
At the moment, it's alright.
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