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Hehe, I'm packing stuff for work tomorrow. Its so much fun. I bought a new thermos since somehow I lost my magenta one. The new one is teal.


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It matches my watch. :O
 
:OOO thats a bitchin amp. izayoi!

im drinking chamomile tea with vanilla almond milk from new thermos and its super good ^_^
 
Apparently sound carries very well near my apartment, because I could hear a girl in the house across the street from mine having sex, very loudly.

that being said, time to drink since i dont work fri/sat
 
nah man

rep that single life

you'll be better off this way

Eh. I'm not too worried about that. Women seem to like me even though I find that hard to believe (which always leads to things falling apart after a while). I'm more worried about people graduating, getting jobs, and getting married while I'm still working on shit. Simply put, I won't likely graduate until I'm 23-24 years old. I need to get my shit together.
 
I've been dreaming that I'm dating Amy Schumer lately, like multiple coherent dreams that all make sense together.

Comedy Central knows how to cut a promo.
 
Nah, totally understandable. As long as he meant getting freaky with a guy and not suck off some chick's boyfriend in a threesome in order to get some puss.
 
Nah, totally understandable. As long as he meant getting freaky with a guy and not suck off some chick's boyfriend in a threesome in order to get some puss.

no that's some fucking pussy ass shit

im not into NTR

that being said, i am into being the bull in an ntr

haven't fucked in two years and now im just mad
 
Who cares about sex. There's a thousand more important things you could be doing.

there is nothing more important than having sex four times a night 3 days a week

my libido lately has been through the roof and ive tried pof, okc and tinder and work and various other sources and i just give up
 
WHERES THE DRUNK THREAD

oh here it is

You know what sucks? Trying to get drunk when there's limited booze available. Fuck that, I'm almost sober 5 am in the morning
 
:OOO thats a bitchin amp. izayoi!

im drinking chamomile tea with vanilla almond milk from new thermos and its super good ^_^
Just got my Sophia Princess......


Now this, this I would marry.

Nah man get married soon or you'll be alone forever and old.
It's fine. Haven't we already concluded that VR waifus are the future anyway? Who cares if I grow old alone!

there is nothing more important than having sex four times a night 3 days a week

my libido lately has been through the roof and ive tried pof, okc and tinder and work and various other sources and i just give up
No success with Tinder at all? ;_;
 
Speaking of foreigners, Minus_Me has been MIA for awhile now. Might have to put out an amber alert or something. 🚨
 
Ew cellular internet is slow at my new job. :X
On lunch and I only have three bars. :|
 
I'm sure they have their own network but my cell service is lagging like hell this is absurd.
 
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