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I even put them in my sparkling water and they're all covered in bubbles like a fruity booty.
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With the new page, I just wanted to mention that both Mully and Arab are godforsaken, wretched guttersluts. They're not worthy of the air they breathe, much less the contents of my nutsack that they beg for with open mouthes like hungry baby birds. I'd rather dump my load into the dirty than onto their busted, ghoulish faces. Fuck them into space.
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100ppp is a fools errand. GAF is so much easier to consume at 50ppp. I'm suspect of anyone at 100ppp.
Damn mofuckas philfish is trying to usurp snugglers supremacy!!!!
http://www.mixcloud.com/POLYTRONAUT/mini-mix-zero/
I'm with people. And no, fuck you forever dirtbag.
TBH my soundclouds got nothing on my refined/finished mixes. I got this. 👑
Eighty Deuce
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got stood up for a date tonight, apprently her neighbor died and shit. It happened like 5 hours ago and she waits until 40 minutes after we are suppose to meet to tell me. I didnt even text her asking where she was, dont care..ive seen dead people all over the middle east. Shit happens..now im home drunk because fuck it.
Eighty Deuce
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seruisly thats what i thought, if shes not interested then move on. Stop texting me excuses..god damn leave me be.
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You guys never had cool apt neighbors you'd hang out with and stuff?
Eighty Deuce
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yea but dont fall asleep around them, might end up in a date rape. Its cool until someone gets butthurt.
Eighty Deuce
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just givin some advice, like that chappell skit..its cool until someone gets a banana stuck up there.
Eighty Deuce
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I have crazy hill billies livig next door, I moved out here because ptsd. fuckin random gun shots at night and people shouting at racoons last night..shit you not racoons run at bright lifghts like a muzzle flash..all i heard was screening and gunshots..fuuuck almost had a panic attack last night.
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I've taken, like, hella various shots sequentially.
Definitely like
rum
gin
bourbon
goldschagger
schnapps
whiskey
vodka
or something equally heinous all lined up. I was a teen though.
Definitely like
rum
gin
bourbon
goldschagger
schnapps
whiskey
vodka
or something equally heinous all lined up. I was a teen though.
brianjones
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I'm always doing shots cause i buy cheap nasty shit
worst chaser? i was into biting into lemons for a while and they fucked up my teeth
worst chaser? i was into biting into lemons for a while and they fucked up my teeth
only chix needs chasers
jameson and fucking popeyes
kaepernickehs is the GOOD HUMAN BEING in this thread
drank/shared fuck 4 bottles of wine, a 22 of miller lite and some random bullshit over the day with a quick KFC break but learned im still shit at SSFIITE/SFIII3S
not even feeling the buzz FML
would kill to live near a popeyes again KFC biscuits suck sweaty asshole probably gonna unleash a mollystorm tomorrow
jameson and fucking popeyes
kaepernickehs is the GOOD HUMAN BEING in this thread
drank/shared fuck 4 bottles of wine, a 22 of miller lite and some random bullshit over the day with a quick KFC break but learned im still shit at SSFIITE/SFIII3S
not even feeling the buzz FML
would kill to live near a popeyes again KFC biscuits suck sweaty asshole probably gonna unleash a mollystorm tomorrow
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Has #hashtag ever trended on twitter at any moment in time?
did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? every time you post, a child regains their leukemia. i wouldn't touch your tiny ballsack with mully's crotchety, shriveled fingers, which is telling because mully would fuck any barn animal with an unfilled asshole.
also, the worst mixer i've ever had was tabasco. prairie fire shots are disgusting and remind me of that diarrhea spill you call your face.
j2 i don't care for you at all sir GOOD DAY
i'm sry i can't be mean to you 
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I don't know of any of these posters. I've never seen any of them before. I have nothing to do with them.
what is going on
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Cameron122
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Never make out with a stripper
ramuh
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Only been to one strip club ever. In Germany. Where you could also have sex with them (prostitution legal)
Too much cum?
ramuh
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They make the best.....uhhmmm.. I don't know..
ConradCervantes
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I haven't had mojitos in years before tongight. Way too many, and I work in six hours. Damn
Cameron122
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Fuck im so drunk
1. Lost my 3ds at fox and hound
2. First stripper experience
3. As I said above, too much, confusing
1. Lost my 3ds at fox and hound
2. First stripper experience
3. As I said above, too much, confusing
ramuh
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Im glad you "enjoyed" your make out session. :/
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