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Drunk thread
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Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Drunk waiting for bathroom
Started so late tonight
Started so late tonight
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Two poops?
zyayaya gva
i just had a thought bout music. if you were seeing a band live and you were the only one there vs. seeing them in a crowd, how would you act?
i imagined myself just headbanging on the ground in lieu of possible victims of dance. i wish bands would do more house calls for us singular people
i just had a thought bout music. if you were seeing a band live and you were the only one there vs. seeing them in a crowd, how would you act?
i imagined myself just headbanging on the ground in lieu of possible victims of dance. i wish bands would do more house calls for us singular people
brianjones
Member
yeah id play with them with my guitar unplugged
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
You guys ever floss and brush your teeth early in the night so when you're tired and ready to sleep it's one less thing to worry about?
On that subject how long have you gone without missing brushing your teeth?
On that subject how long have you gone without missing brushing your teeth?
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
In my youth I neglected my teeth terribly, they are pretty white now.
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Deleted member 22576
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Damn, one of the guys from the frame shop died last night. I didn't get to know him very well but he always seemed really kind and happy. They were out on Wednesday and Roy told us there was just a medication mix up but apparently he had a massive stroke and died. Super tragic, they'd been together for like 30 years. It was only recently they'd gotten married and taken care of all that stuff. Thank god they did now that Roy has deal with all the arrangements.
Ugh. These stupid sacks of meat. Let's ascend to the computerverse already.
Ugh. These stupid sacks of meat. Let's ascend to the computerverse already.
condompickle
Banned
awesime, got vkicked frin oistubg bew tgreads, is it weird if i see ne freuebds ex ib cikirodo? u wiykd vabf hger.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Look man, we got guys in here that post every day while heavily under the influence of one thing or another or combinations of things and never has anyone posted with such a ridiculous level of typos. Which leads me to believe you are a fake.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Last night was just kinda alright. Highlight for me was whataburger in between the rave party and the motel.
That sucks. Have you read the rapture of the nerds?
So I got my one bottom and my two top wisdom teeth out(already had the other bottom one taken out a month or so ago) on Thursday morning and I only had to take my pain meds on Thursday and I've had no major pain since then. Jaw is a little sore and that's about it. Think it'll be ok for a couple beers tonight?
condompickle
Banned
dating a beautiful girl. have the option to hook up with a girl i always wanted to bang. what do i do?
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Do it do it do it do it.
condompickle
Banned
bang or not?
edit, she got d's and shes 115lb 5ft. is it wrong for me to rail this rat? my current gf don't appreciate me anyways.
edit, she got d's and shes 115lb 5ft. is it wrong for me to rail this rat? my current gf don't appreciate me anyways.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Jesus christ just do it.
condompickle
Banned
yes. we are from the north jersey. nyc is garbage.
That view of it that you are looking at aint.
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Basically IRL super stoned and imagining the radiosphere.
It's pretty big IMO.
It's pretty big IMO.
bang or not?
duh
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Text your GF that you two are breaking up, smang that gal.
Late Happy bday gvaz
My fucking fridge is full of natty ice, chardonay and miller fortune. I need somehow need to drink it all before my roommate comes back at the end of the month. It could be an 80s movie. Ran out of beer last night and for some reason my drunk/high friends brought 3 goddamn cases of beer back.
My fucking fridge is full of natty ice, chardonay and miller fortune. I need somehow need to drink it all before my roommate comes back at the end of the month. It could be an 80s movie. Ran out of beer last night and for some reason my drunk/high friends brought 3 goddamn cases of beer back.
Text her after so you can determine if the new pussy is worth it or not.
Trying to figure out how to maximize and eighth of a bottle of whiskey.
I found a way, I bought a six pack of new castle.
Fudgepuppy
Banned
I'm drunk as fuck. Just got a text from my landlord that me and my friends had woken up his child at 3:17am from talking and drinking. I feel so bad now, texted him and really asked for forgiveness and told him about the situation.
Now I'm looking at pics of the girl I'm in love with who couldn't come tonight. Feel so sad and inadequate at the moment.
Goddamn, this woman has twisted my brain more than any other has been able to.
Don't know what to do.
Now I'm looking at pics of the girl I'm in love with who couldn't come tonight. Feel so sad and inadequate at the moment.
Goddamn, this woman has twisted my brain more than any other has been able to.
Don't know what to do.
Whatever you do don't drunk text her.
Fudgepuppy
Banned
Nah man, I'm drawing a picture of her that I will erase in a couple of minutes.
Drunk texting is a part of my past.
Please post it here.
Fudgepuppy
Banned
I feel like I will regret this in the morning.
For the record I'm not good at drawing, I just like doing it,
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