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AcridMeat

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Snuggler please use this for your next mixtape art thanks
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Just did all my accounting for my checking account this week. I feel so accomplished.

I spent $161.06 on daily stuff stuff.

41.14 on cannabis
23.41 on hobbies (a new watercolor brush and a copy of Transistor)
24.73 at restaurants (pupusas and coffee)
71.78 at Whole Foods (food/beer)


I'm usually very bad at tracking my spending in real time. I usually let it go a week or two and then try to reconcile the madness. Which is why I feel I spend my money inefficiently. Its much different doing it by hand than with a website that has charges disappearing and reappearing seemingly at random and out of order. I've tried third party stuff like mint but its not realtime enough for me. The one good thing about my car being dead is that I don't have to buy gas. I only had to transfer 80$ out of my savings this week. Which was pretty good IMO.

Anyway, gonna bike over to my buddies house later and hang for a bit. I want to see Godzilla again but I think I may try to catch a showing of Noah instead.
 

EloquentM

aka Mannny
Just did all my accounting for my checking account this week. I feel so accomplished.

I spent $161.06 on daily stuff stuff.

41.14 on cannabis
23.41 on hobbies (a new watercolor brush and a copy of Transistor)
24.73 at restaurants (pupusas and coffee)
71.78 at Whole Foods (food/beer)


I'm usually very bad at tracking my spending in real time. I usually let it go a week or two and then try to reconcile the madness. Which is why I feel I spend my money inefficiently. Its much different doing it by hand than with a website that has charges disappearing and reappearing seemingly at random and out of order. I've tried third party stuff like mint but its not realtime enough for me. The one good thing about my car being dead is that I don't have to buy gas. I only had to transfer 80$ out of my savings this week. Which was pretty good IMO.

Anyway, gonna bike over to my buddies house later and hang for a bit. I want to see Godzilla again but I think I may try to catch a showing of Noah instead.
Use mint.com
 
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its slow and stupid

also i just got an epic loot haul from the club
 

Minus_Me

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Supposedly my father has traded in his Stoli for Russian Standard. I have yet to confirm but that would be a bombshell in our family.

Shit hockey game, and yet I will continue to support my Habs.
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Hate having money floating in the air, I'll have nearly 1K more in my bank account next week, but right now I just look at the balance and weep
 

Gvaz

Banned
Hate having money floating in the air, I'll have nearly 1K more in my bank account next week, but right now I just look at the balance and weep

Same, in the morning i'll have over 1k in the bank, but then 500$ of it is going right to bills

edit: 8 shots in 2+ hours
 
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I really want to listen to plastic beach for some reason.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I think there's something wrong with me. Like, aside from all the things already wrong with me. All I did was rest the last two days but I still feel like my body is all jank. Not good. Almost feel like spewing.

🚑🚨💀
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Super stressed but also major stomach issues and dry heaving and just a depressed feeling funkiness in general. Never felt anything quite like this, it's been hard to function at all. Oh well I don't have insurance so it doesn't really matter what I have, just gotta take it.
 

ruxtpin

Banned
I come up with some damn fine ideas when I'm tipsy. Case I point, a tampad (combination tampon with a pad). The comfort of a pad with the protection of a tampon. It doesn't stop there. They come fully loaded inside a spandex body suit, so once you need to get rid of one you slide one out the front door of the suit and then one slides into place from your bottom area.
 

Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
I come up with some damn fine ideas when I'm tipsy. Case I point, a tampad (combination tampon with a pad). The comfort of a pad with the protection of a tampon. It doesn't stop there. They come fully loaded inside a spandex body suit, so once you need to get rid of one you slide one out the front door of the suit and then one slides into place from your bottom area.

But can it find out why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
 
how does one configure a monitor on the beautiful os called windows 8.1?
i got a new mega monitor and it looks like shitassballs. i really don't want to use the ipad to skate the net. that shit adds capital letters. fuuuuuuuck that.
 

Makabe

Member
I'm going to Rock am Ring next week and I can barely speak German, someone help me. I'm hoping drunk English and pointing at things will cover me.
 

Minus_Me

Member
Poor you. Is your personal helicopter not available tonight?

Crashed it during a coke fueled and Quaalude fueled orgy.

Google cars will fix all these stupid issues. I better be able to drink in those stupid things.

Funny thing is that I got lost once going to a party, and the consierge of the party asked me which airport I had arrived at and he'd send an escort. I of course did not arrive at an airport.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I used to throw bagels and slices of bread off the balcony to the possums and coons outside my old apt. I've been missing that place lately.

Just wanna feel free again and to feed some vermin. 🍰🐀
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
So my lower back just started killing me when I picked up a six pack. Did some weird Internet back stretches and it helped some, but fuck. Might have to see a damn chitopratlcter . Wanna go out but idk.
 
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