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some asshole tried to take advanatage of a drunk japanese girl, me and my buddy swooped in and took her away.

thing thought is she was drunk, i shouldn't have fucking let her drive, but there wasn't anything else i could do for her, i cant get past the gate

fuck this military shit
 
flying to chile from may 7 to 11th. gonna meet my nephew and be there for my brother's 31st birthday

kinda shitty to go so little but it's all I could do
 
Job handed out a beer cart (single beer)
coworkers and me went to bufflao wild wings for food/beer (one beer)

On my home pass by a cop 2 hours after having said beer going oh god.

now im home and drinking whiskey. lets do this.
 
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What u think of my drunk face
 
What's not to get bout me? Be reaaaaal, if you speak please be reaaaaal

Just not understandable as a person.

But if I told you I saw the girl of my dreams would you believe me? She was wearing linda farrow sunglasses, an ombre shirt that faded from blue to white, black denim, and MSGM shoes. Skinny as hell with a gap you wouldn't believe.
 
I need to go on a diet. I really blew it over this past winter. I feel like a slovenly pig. Oh well.

It's fucking Friday. Aiming for a non-sober night tonight.
 
Can you guys see my emojis?

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