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Alright guys, I gotta confess something.

I've been a covert mod for a few years now. It started after I made that thread about me being a mod.

I've been keeping tabs on all you. I'm sorry. Some of you are safe, others which I won't name (tash) are not.
 
Closing it out again. I miss my kitten tbh. It abreaks my heart to know he's been home alone almost all day. 🐈💔

Just seem the sauciest red head 2nite. Lots of woman in a tiny dress. Basically a RL Joan from Mad Men. My weakness.
 
I was looking at the sunrise, and I realized there's a pretty good chance that everything I see isn't actually real.
 
Fuck the asshole that handed me the vodka soaked watermelon without telling me they were soaked in vodka. So fucked up. So hungover.
 
when i was 18 or so I dabbled, but I learned pretty quickly to either shit or get off the pot, so to speak. being weird and cutesy* is no way to go.


*edit: or super needy
 
Never understood simping. Shits too complicated and I feel some of it's just anti-emotional male shaming gender politics shitstorm blender, but some dudes seriously. I accidentally read some pathetic poetry a coworker sent another aiming for a relationship and I felt a deep dark sadness. Who the hell does that and then prints out a hard copy and then puts it out in the open.two or three years after the fact.
 
Never understood simping. Shits too complicated and I feel some of it's just anti-emotional male shaming gender politics shitstorm blender, but some dudes seriously. I accidentally read some pathetic poetry a coworker sent another aiming for a relationship and I felt a deep dark sadness. Who the hell does that and then prints out a hard copy and then puts it out in the open.two or three years after the fact.
hey man simping is a mental illness. Get that dude help. He's practically crying out for it.
 
He thankfully got help maybe a year after he wrote that. Still together and she's a cool chick who actually hangs out. Shit, thinking of her makes me want a jameson jalapeno pickelback. She knows her shit.
 
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