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Jtwo said:
My modem is dead and I can't set up lte hotspot on my ipad because Verizon is giving me an error when I sign into my account. I can't even read a fucking comic book without the internet. This is such bullshit. So I have to go to best but afterwork to buy a new modem but I don't think I can set it up without calling them to sync it and their hours close before i get home.

This is fucking bullshit. I don't know what's going on with my backup lte connection, the iPad says it's connected but when I access my account it says connection failed. Already reset my carrier settings and network settings..

This sucks. I got kicked out destiny last night and haven't had a connection since.
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Sorry for your troubles. Is there anything I can do to help?
 
Send me a DSL modem that's been configured for this location and have it on my doorstep by 6:30pm.
 
Bring me a working a/c first snuggs.


And some internet....and some phone lines....and some food.


I feel like Eli right now.


Bring me mila kunis too.
 
I think I'm back up. Hello world.

I was watching a video of Destiny just to feel closer to it and when I saw a man ride his sparrow I Just couldn't stop smiling. I don't even particularly love the sparrow and am having a hard time buying into transmat deployment as a way to explain its videogameness of just popping into the world whenevs... but just something about seeing the guy whip onto and shoot through an alley just made me grin this huge expectant grin.
 
I drank them. 😳

Fuck it. Wish she was her with me. Held so tight, girl butt against dick. No JK just alone lol.
 
yo ill what nyu branch you going to? my brother did undergrad at Gallatin

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Wow did you make that yourself? Either way very impressive use of emoji. A+. 👌

Probably overdid it last night. It was fine, nothing bad happened but I'm trying to be less of a self-destructive idiot and part of that should probs entail not getting lit up at the bar on a weekday for no reason and sticking around after my friends leave. It was mostly just those last two beers. Oh well, need experiences like this to highlight what not to do.
 
yea 5-10 minutes well spent

weekday drinking is pure foul temptation. easy way to blow off stress but then your body is like fuck and your stomach is always pissed even on over the counter stuff. talking about drinking 5-6 nights a week thou. weight gain sucks too. i gained like 30 pounds last year due to my job turning shit
 
Well done. I nominate you for Drunk Thread Captain for the next month as recognition for your contribution.

Physically I'm fine atm, it's just sloppy. I'm trying not to do sloppy anymore. I'm never gonna stop drinking but I'm still ready for a lifestyle change atm.
 
I'm not endorsing this, but:

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Fuck classy, just trying to be a person that I can be at least semi-proud of being instead of just a walking pile of shame. Whatevs.

"Working" and also super focused on nailing the sequencing of this mix. Super important that I get it right for the mix to reach it's full potential.
 
hoggert said:
Always class it up with a Beyond Chunderdome at 11:00AM
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You heard it from the new team captain folks! Get classin'


...I took a beer out of the fridge last night. Set it down beside me and never opened it.
 
Jtwo said:
You heard it from the new team captain folks! Get classin'


...I took a beer out of the fridge last night. Set it down beside me and never opened it.
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that is the worst shit ever. especially when you're like "i'm going to save one for lunch tomorrow!" and then its skunked.
 
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this is the greatest thing in the world hoggert
 
Def gonna need to step up my emoji game now. Feeling inadequate after that. 😓

It's busted on mobile tho.

Just gonna try to take it ease next couple night. Need to have a clear mind and somewhat healthy bod for the big date on sat.

It's not the one I was just talking about (that buns staying in the oven 🔥🍞) but this is nice imo: https://soundcloud.com/kingsnug/sets/theworldisours
 
Walking back from a jog and in a few seconds the novelty train that traverses the picnic area will blow it's train whistle and deafen my ears.

Doing some high-level work? Enjoying a wet-lunch?
 
I think I'm gonna spend the rest of the day studying the emojipedia. No idea when they're coming to iPhone, but super anxious to get my hands on the new set. Just imaging all the possibilities.

Thermometer
Black Droplet
White Sun
White Sun With Small Cloud
White Sun Behind Cloud
White Sun Behind Cloud With Rain
Cloud With Rain
Cloud With Snow
Cloud With Lightning
Cloud With Tornado
Fog
Wind Blowing Face
Hot Pepper
Fork And Knife With Plate
Heart With Tip On The Left
Bouquet Of Flowers
Military Medal
Reminder Ribbon
Musical Keyboard With Jacks
Studio Microphone
Level Slider
Control Knobs
Beamed Ascending Musical Notes
Beamed Descending Musical Notes
Film Frames
Admission Tickets
Sports Medal
Weight Lifter
Golfer
Racing Motorcycle
Racing Car
Snow Capped Mountain
Camping
Beach With Umbrella
Building Construction
House Buildings
Cityscape
Derelict House Building
Classical Building
Desert
Desert Island
National Park
Stadium
White Pennant
Black Pennant
Waving White Flag
Waving Black Flag
Rosette
Black Rosette
Label
Chipmunk
Eye
Camera With Flash
Film Projector
Portable Stereo
Lower Right Shadowed White Circle
Upper Right Shadowed White Circle
Notched Right Semicircle With Three Dots
Symbol For Marks Chapter
White Latin Cross
Heavy Latin Cross
Celtic Cross
Om Symbol
Dove Of Peace
Right Speaker
Right Speaker With One Sound Wave
Right Speaker With Three Sound Waves
Bullhorn
Bullhorn With Sound Waves
Ringing Bell
Book
Candle
Mantelpiece Clock
Black Skull And Crossbones
No Piracy
Hole
Man In Business Suit Levitating
Sleuth Or Spy
Dark Sunglasses
Spider
Spider Web
Joystick
Left Hand Telephone Receiver
Telephone Receiver With Page
Right Hand Telephone Receiver
White Touchtone Telephone
Black Touchtone Telephone
Telephone On Top Of Modem
Clamshell Mobile Phone
Back Of Envelope
Stamped Envelope
Envelope With Lightning
Flying Envelope
Pen Over Stamped Envelope
Linked Paperclips
Black Pushpin
Lower Left Pencil
Lower Left Ballpoint Pen
Lower Left Fountain Pen
Lower Left Paintbrush
Lower Left Crayon
Left Writing Hand
Turned Ok Hand Sign
Raised Hand With Fingers Splayed
Reversed Raised Hand With Fingers Splayed
Reversed Thumbs Up Sign
Reversed Thumbs Down Sign
Reversed Victory Hand
Reversed Hand With Middle Finger Extended
Raised Hand With Part Between Middle And Ring Fingers
White Down Pointing Left Hand Index
Sideways White Left Pointing Index
Sideways White Right Pointing Index
Sideways Black Left Pointing Index
Sideways Black Right Pointing Index
Black Left Pointing Backhand Index
Black Right Pointing Backhand Index
Sideways White Up Pointing Index
Sideways White Down Pointing Index
Sideways Black Up Pointing Index
Sideways Black Down Pointing Index
Black Up Pointing Backhand Index
Black Down Pointing Backhand Index
Desktop Computer
Keyboard And Mouse
Three Networked Computers
Printer
Pocket Calculator
Black Hard Shell Floppy Disk
White Hard Shell Floppy Disk
Soft Shell Floppy Disk
Tape Cartridge
Wired Keyboard
One Button Mouse
Two Button Mouse
Three Button Mouse
Trackball
Old Personal Computer
Hard Disk
Screen
Printer Icon
Fax Icon
Optical Disc Icon
Document With Text
Document With Text And Picture
Document With Picture
Frame With Picture
Frame With Tiles
Frame With An X
Black Folder
Folder
Open Folder
Card Index Dividers
Card File Box
File Cabinet
Empty Note
Empty Note Page
Empty Note Pad
Note
Note Page
Note Pad
Empty Document
Empty Page
Empty Pages
Document
Page
Pages
Wastebasket
Spiral Note Pad
Spiral Calendar Pad
Desktop Window
Minimize
Maximize
Overlap
Clockwise Right And Left Semicircle Arrows
Cancellation X
Increase Font Size Symbol
Decrease Font Size Symbol
Compression
Old Key
Rolled-Up Newspaper
Page With Circled Text
Stock Chart
Dagger Knife
Lips
Speaking Head In Silhouette
Three Rays Above
Three Rays Below
Three Rays Left
Three Rays Right
Left Speech Bubble
Right Speech Bubble
Two Speech Bubbles
Three Speech Bubbles
Left Thought Bubble
Right Thought Bubble
Left Anger Bubble
Right Anger Bubble
Mood Bubble
Lightning Mood Bubble
Lightning Mood
Ballot Box With Ballot
Ballot Script X
Ballot Box With Script X
Ballot Bold Script X
Ballot Box With Bold Script X
Light Check Mark
Ballot Box With Bold Check
World Map
Slightly Frowning Face
Slightly Smiling Face
North West Pointing Leaf
South West Pointing Leaf
North East Pointing Leaf
South East Pointing Leaf
Turned North West Pointing Leaf
Turned South West Pointing Leaf
Turned North East Pointing Leaf
Turned South East Pointing Leaf
North West Pointing Vine Leaf
South West Pointing Vine Leaf
North East Pointing Vine Leaf
South East Pointing Vine Leaf
Heavy North West Pointing Vine Leaf
Heavy South West Pointing Vine Leaf
Heavy North East Pointing Vine Leaf
Heavy South East Pointing Vine Leaf
North West Pointing Bud
South West Pointing Bud
North East Pointing Bud
South East Pointing Bud
Heavy North West Pointing Bud
Heavy South West Pointing Bud
Heavy North East Pointing Bud
Heavy South East Pointing Bud
Hollow Quilt Square Ornament
Hollow Quilt Square Ornament In Black Square
Solid Quilt Square Ornament
Solid Quilt Square Ornament In Black Square
Leftwards Rocket
Upwards Rocket
Rightwards Rocket
Downwards Rocket
Very Heavy Solidus
Very Heavy Reverse Solidus
Checker Board
Reverse Checker Board
Triangle With Rounded Corners
Prohibited Sign
Circled Information Source
Boys Symbol
Girls Symbol
Couch And Lamp
Sleeping Accommodation
Shopping Bags
Bellhop Bell
Bed
Hammer And Wrench
Shield
Oil Drum
Motorway
Railways Track
Motor Boat
Up-Pointing Military Airplane
Up-Pointing Airplane
Up-Pointing Small Airplane
Small Airplane
Northeast-Pointing Airplane
Airplane Departure
Airplane Arriving
Satellite
Oncoming Fire Engine
Diesel Locomotive
Passenger Ship
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A lot of those emoji names look like band names/song titles to me.

I can't wait for "Frame With An X" by Speaking Head In Silhouette to drop.
 
Might have made a giant fool of myself lately. By "might' I mean I totally did. Oops. For a somewhat smart person I can be really fucking stupid sometimes. Oh well, guess loneliness fucks w/ you and gets you doing and feeling shit against your better judgement. Sometimes it takes a few slaps in the face to see the truth. ✋💥

But anyways this new mix almost pulled out some tears. Powerful. Hope to finish tomorrow.
 
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