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you are fukn crazy. biking on xmas, damn

now im dealing with fucking family drama that usually never happens on xmas fuck them fuck my passive aggressive brother and lazy ass sister
 
Stillness. Quiet. Dank views. Good tunes. Slowly work up a buzz with a beer or two at every stop throughout the journey.

It's prob not normal to be riding bikes in michigan during winter at night but it's abnormally warm right now and gotta take advantage while I can. Plus I just don't like drinking by myself indoors anymore...it's too stuffy. I dunno.
 
So much that I can say 2 you
My voice shakes from the hurt that I hide
Ashamed of my existence, and petty often wounded pride
I'd like 2 come home 2 see u
And catch your sickness by the bedside
 
this was my journey

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So this is the second bottle of whiskey I bought with chamfered edges on the cork.

This shit just broke off pulling it out. Dear whiskey bottlers: STOP IT.
 
We literally had stale Cheerios for Christmas dinner. Then we played Zombies ate my neighbors and contra after watching Rick and Morty.
It was actually super romantic.


I also drove with my cat in a car yesterday and it was hilarious.
 
I have encountered a slight pickle in tonights plans.

There's a sort of homecoming thingy about one mile from here which I am thinking of attending.
The problem is that Boxing day counts as a Sunday which makes the bus fares today quite non-existent.

It's also cold outside. Currently -8C (17F)


Should I walk this mile tonight (and maybe back home again), or should I... I dont know, that's the option :/
 
Yo j2 are you scoot pilgrim irl

Fuckinng hungover and pissed off today. Yesterday was chill until massive family drama at the end which never really happens with the fam. Going to hang out with a friend and his bf tonight and avoid a second night of that bullshit tonight the night the one night, the night of the feast of saint Stephen
 
Yo j2 are you scoot pilgrim irl

Fuckinng hungover and pissed off today. Yesterday was chill until massive family drama at the end which never really happens with the fam. Going to hang out with a friend and his bf tonight and avoid a second night of that bullshit tonight the night the one night, the night of the feast of saint Stephen

I prescribe one full year in the forest to fully heal from this. 📃🌿

Just wait for it. 2015 is gonna be all about the #forestlife. People are gonna be burning down their homes, leaving everything behind and just living out in the woods. Which kinda sucks for me since it'll be all crowded out there but whatever I can still find a nice little cove or something to chill in. Plenty of forest for everyone out there.
 
Lots of drinking and the playing with 3 year old nephew it's w pretty great state to be in it's like we have the same brain power.

This puppy is so damn cute.

Btw j2 I got seconds for Christmas will update with thoughts. I have so many books to read
 
First sober Christmas I can remember and everyone, including my parents, were sober. Interesting experience. They've warmed up to the gf so much that my mom and her talk on Skype on a regular basis. That makes me happier than anything else honestly. They got her a rather expensive watch though which she's been hesitant to keep, but she should. Not a bad Christmas for once, going to appreciate it for awhile.

Hope all of you are having a great holiday as well!
 
back home and away from my family. #blessed I mean I like them, but between Thanksgiving last month and the last few days I've had my fill of them until next year.

Gonna go drink w/ the boys tonight and smoke copious amounts of weed.
 
stop making shit threads and people wont put you on ignore jk much ❤ broseph

actually dude im looking through your threads for a refresher and i can see why someone (but not me) might want to not read your shit

youre like the uk mineshaft gap except OG and entertaining
 
I prescribe one full year in the forest to fully heal from this. 📃🌿

Just wait for it. 2015 is gonna be all about the #forestlife. People are gonna be burning down their homes, leaving everything behind and just living out in the woods. Which kinda sucks for me since it'll be all crowded out there but whatever I can still find a nice little cove or something to chill in. Plenty of forest for everyone out there.
🙌🌲



Lol I rode a carousel today
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And ate ramen
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Whatever I'm on a bus now
 
i went to westport and got the most bomb-ass looking pizza ive ever seen from a food truck and not even a minute after i received it, some asshole knocked it out of my hand onto the ground

i didnt even get a bite

i want to cry
 
my tolerance is low because i barely drink, and suddenly i take drugs and the one time i want to get wasted i can't get drunk

what the fuck is this shit mate
 
i went to westport and got the most bomb-ass looking pizza ive ever seen from a food truck and not even a minute after i received it, some asshole knocked it out of my hand onto the ground

i didnt even get a bite

i want to cry

dude, please tell me you went berserk. I have completely lost it for much less, and fresh pizza is fucking sacred.
 
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