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E3 2009 Microsoft Conference Thread

Lince

Banned
HAVE I JUST WITNESSED THE FUTURE ?= ??? = =?! !?! !?!!

IMPRESSIVE AS FUCK

MICROSOFT WINS

I'm kissing my 360 elite right as I type
 

Rad Agast

Member
Is it wrong for me to want to meet Milo? I want to talk to him at least... It's quite interesting, I don't see how people are not interested in this. The only thing I didn't like was that stupid add.
 
Souldriver said:
The boy recognizes it and uses it for "his project"....
ChrisHanson.jpg


"I see you felt the need to show him your penis. Why is that?"
 
Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. Microsoft didn't just win E3, they just won this generation.

Errrm...

EyeToy and EyePet (to a certain extent) say hi!
 

Dirtbag

Member
That was MS's best conference to date.
Lots of quality stuff... and I'm pretty intriqued with the heady stuff at the end.
 

Dante

Member
Not a bad conference...Not a megaton though, nothing we didn't really know about or couldn't speculate. The Natal stuff ended on kinda a fizzle, shoulda ended with Kojima.
 

VALIS

Member
Yoko, Paul and Ringo
Crackdown 2
Alan Wake
Splinter Cell
FF XIII
Halo ODST
Steven Spielberg
Kojima betrayalton
Crazy camera shit

MS know how to do a conference.
 

Durante

Member
lawblob said:
HOLY GOD!!!!!!!!!

MS IS KILLING!!!
lawblob said:
A METRIC SHIT-TON OF AWESOME GAMES IS "BY THE BOOK?" UHH.....
lawblob said:
360 functionality continues to bitch-slap PS3 at every turn... Jesus...
lawblob said:
So they basically just did what HOME was supposed to do but never actually will???
lawblob said:
360 functionality is like light-years ahead of PS3. Very embarrassing for Sony.
lawblob said:
Laugh all you want, haters, but the reality is MS is ACTUALLY bringing USEFUL online functionality to their users. I am really starting to resent my PS3 right about now.... goddamn.
lawblob said:
As opposed to what? Sony-Second-Life where you get to buy shirts for 99 cents?

Some of you are either the biggest basement dwelling losers ever, or are so disingenuous you need to get a hold of your lives.
lawblob said:
PS3 ASS RAPE CONFIRMED!!!!

ASSSSSSS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
lawblob said:
SERIOUSLY! WOW...
lawblob said:
lawblob said:
I THINK MS WINS BY SHEER VOLUME. GODDAMN...
lawblob said:
THAT CAMERA IS SOME SKYNET SHIT....

MS ABSOLUTELY ASS-RAPING THE COMPETITION.
lawblob said:
JESUS, EVEN SPIELBURG...
lawblob said:
OMG WHO IS THIS MAGIC DON JUAN BAD ASS MUTHER FUCKER!!!???
lawblob said:
I mean, really; MS is absolutely raping the competition. Jesus fuck....
Please tell me this was some kind of social experiment.
 

scarybore

Member
Great showing from MS, last 20 mins weren't great but was amazing from a tech standpoint. If the Natal thing can be used on a PC then the porn games will run rampant.
 

joey_z

Banned
The people that don't understand how important the Milo demonstration was are crazy. Just imagine the next Elder Scrolls game or the next Fable game. Think of how you could interact with the NPCs. Think how amazing RPGs will be from now on if the technology works the way they pimped it out to be.
 
I don't know about all of you who are discounting this tech but to me, it blew my mind. It isn't evolutionary but revolutionary. The potential with this tech is simply mind boggling. As someone who owns all three consoles I have to say that Microsoft at least for today jumped ahead both the PS3 and Wii. I am not even talking about the games they announced but just this tech with the camera... wow! Not to mention immediate access to the movies on Netflix with no download? Win even though I don't use the service. I hope Sony has some shockers tomorrow for their own sake because Microsoft just blew the lid off of E3 in a way I have yet to see in any previous conference.
 

ravien56

Member
Rad Agast said:
Is it wrong for me to want to meet Milo? I want to talk to him at least... It's quite interesting, I don't see how people are not interested in this. The only thing I didn't like was that stupid add.
i already feel like a idiot talking on a headset, imagine doing it to a tv
 

agm2502

Member
The only thing that really impressed me was Splinter Cell. Motion controls etc seem nice but I think Wii still has the edge. MGS i'm not bothered about unless for some reason it is Xbox exclusive.
 

Blackface

Banned
If they make good games using this tech, it will be beyound huge.

Just give me a really good baseball game and I am fucking set. Catching pop fly's, hitting home runs, I would be sold,.
 
Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. They should just pack up their shit and go home now.

Microsoft didn't just win this E3, they just won this generation.
I'm expecting a PR statement from both Nintendo and Sony that they're going third party any minute now.
 

Barrett2

Member
Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. Microsoft didn't just win E3, they just won this generation.

This. Even if some of this stuff doesn't pan out, the fact is that I can't even watch a Youtube video on my PS3 without it freezing the shitty browser.... MS is actually bringing useful technology people give a shit about via Netflix, Facebook, etc... they showed fantastic core games, AND had a new product that absolutely destroys Wii Technology and Eye Toy in a single shot. What exactly do PS3 / Wii fanboys think their respective companies have that will in any way top this conference? Game over.
 

Falch

Member
Decent showing but nothing spectacular really.

Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. Microsoft didn't just win E3, they just won this generation.

Sarcasm, right?
 

Cygnus X-1

Member
mibm said:
Milo: No, please Claire, I don't want to...
Claire: You will do what I want when I want it you virtual bitch!
Milo: Yes master.

Shit. I'm a big fan of games, but this could actually be true. UNFORTUNATELY TRUE.
 

Door2Dawn

Banned
Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. Microsoft didn't just win E3, they just won this generation.
Hyperbole bullshit. So sit down somewhere.
 

Stop It

Perfectly able to grasp the inherent value of the fishing game.
Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. Microsoft didn't just win E3, they just won this generation.
You're not kidding.

Something tells me the Sony and Nintendo execs are in their rooms right now with their jaws open, because this was not on the script, at all.

Molyneux has tried to play god for decades now, his games reflect that, this project however, Skynet references aside, is a landmark in interactive entertainment history.

Imagine Fable 3, where people know you, react to you, and the way you play, and act influences the experience.

Holy fuck, the possibilities...this is huge.
 

ZeoVGM

Banned
Hunahan said:
Wow. What a shitty conference.

Welcome to Nintendo wannabe world.

D-

And the bitter stupidity starts already.

Great conference. Natal was amazing.

By the way, Adam Sessler just said something like "I expected MGS4 and a new game, but he's bringing the entire franchise".

Uh, what?
 

Chumly

Member
Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. Microsoft didn't just win E3, they just won this generation.
I seriously dont even know how you can say this with a straight face... Won what? Tech is awesome but where is the fun? We got a couple of shitty demos that didnt show shit. I guess if your interested in pedo/rape sims maybe youd be frothing at the mouth..... Seriously though where are the games? How does this destroy anything...
 

LCfiner

Member
Gary Whitta said:
Molyneux just called it a landmark in computer entertainment... and he's not exaggerating.

This is some serious game-changing shit... I don't know how Sony or Nintendo can follow this. They should just pack up their shit and go home now.

Microsoft didn't just win this E3, they just won this generation.


deep breaths, Gary. deep breaths.

let's see how Mylo works in the press demos. That virtual kid can still be janky as hell
 

DarkMehm

Member
n-fans don't emberass yourselves. Natal is ao much more than Wiimote/MotionPlus it's not even funny. Give where credit is due.
 
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