This was the best thing about the digital event.
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So funny lol.
Is Kamiya working on this?
If so, congrats Kamiya!
All I wanted was Rhythm Heaven... where is the fucking game?!?!
Who did the puppetry anyway? They resemble muppets a lot.
Some thoughts I posted in another thread:
I think Nintendo couldve put on a better show had they not shown so much in advance.
The following is a scenario where Nintendo saved certain things for E3, and tweaked the way they presented other things:
+ Open with Star Fox Zero, but immediately say its a collaboration with Platinum Games. And say that the gameplay is the focus right now, targeting 60 fps (according to the IGN article), and the graphics will continue to improve until launch. Split the developer story between Miyamoto and Platinum.
+ Smash logo appears! In this scenario, Smash DLC was NOT shown early. Trailer plays for Roy. Sakurai appears onscreen and quickly explains Roy, and notes Roy and Lucas will be available after the Digital Event. He also quickly notes new stages and Mii Fighter outfits will be available, as well. And I mean quickly: Like all of the Mii Fighter outfits are shown onscreen at once, next to their franchise logos.
- Moving on: Explicit confirmation that The Legend of Zelda is still in the works for WiiU. In the meantime: A look at Triforce Heroes, with immediate confirmation that it has both single-player and online (something they took a while to say). Followed by Hyrule Warriors Legends, which in this scenario, wasn't leaked early by Koei-Tecmo.
- An unexpected bombshell (for English-speaking audiences): Mother 1, fully localized as EarthBound Beginnings, available on the WiiU eShop immediately after the Digital Event.
- Moving on: Metroid Prime: Federation Force, featuring Blast Ball, with the following statement upfront: We continue to work on ideas for new Metroid games, both 2D and 3D. We hope to have something for you soon. In the meantime, enjoy this new concept inspired by the world of Metroid.
- An unexpected announcement (for English-speaking audiences): Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water, which in this scenario has its localization confirmed at E3, rather than a prior Direct. Follow this up with a new look at Devils Third, which in this scenario, wasn't shown a few weeks earlier. And follow this up with Bravely Second End Layer, also saved for E3 in this scenario.
- Show off Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem in this scenario, for the first time. Yes, that means the earlier Direct wouldve been shorter, and yes, the audience reaction would still be mixed. But anything with Atlus x Intelligent Systems in the headline would garner interest. Also remember, for several years this game had borderline mythical status, where people werent sure it was still in development. It couldve been a TLG-like payoff if saved for E3 much smaller in scale, of course, but still buzz-worthy.
- Show off Fire Emblem Fates and confirm the two versions upfront. Not a plus for everyone but still a point of interest.
- Still on Japanese stuff: Yo-kai Watch coming to the west, Xenoblade Chronicles X this Christmas, etc. Show off Monster Hunter X not sure if its confirmed for the West, but if this had been shown here instead of the earlier Direct, it wouldve made waves.
- Merge the Animal Crossing content into one smaller segment: Happy Home Designer, and on a side note, Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival, each with amiibo integration.
- Drastically shorten the Yoshis Wooly World segment. Save the developer story for a post-show YouTube release. For the Digital Event, simply have a trailer showing off a huge variety of levels in rapid succession.
- A short segment about Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam. A short segment about Mario Tennis Ultra Smash. The time saved here would help slot in the new additions like Fatal Frame and SMT x FE.
- Ditto for Super Mario Maker. They can have a bit of explanation, but save the philosophy by Shiggy and friends for another time. For the Digital Event, simply have a trailer showing off many crazy levels and enemy combinations.
- One more thing. This is where they close by showing Ryu in Smash, with a trailer and explanation. Also show off the accompanying stage, and say Ryu is available alongside Roy and Lucas right after the Digital Event. In this scenario, Nintendo actually managed to keep Ryu and Roy a secret.
Had Nintendo played their cards this way, I think the show wouldve gone a great deal better. Still not Sony level with the TLG/FFVII-R/S3 wombo combo, of course, but still buzz-worthy.
But that isn't what people are complaining about, or at least it shouldn't be. What people are upset with are wishes being granted in the wrong way. When people asked for a new Metroid game they didn't want some coop shootfest with a weird multiplayer. When people asked for a new Animal Crossing they didn't want a Mario Party clone with mandatory amiibo. When people asked for a new Paper Mario they wanted one on the Wii U and not one mixed with yet another Mario and Luigi handheld game after the last one didn't do so well. Retro was active on Twitter prior to E3 so everyone expected an announcement, that one is their fault only.I like you.
People bitching about Miyamoto and Tezuka sharing their design experience from the original Mario are missing the whole point of what makes Mario Maker what it is. So what if you've heard about the 1-1 start screen before, it's the very definition of elitism to flip them off because they're sharing this with all the audience.
I see a "Meanwhile at Nintendo" caption in this GIF's future.This was the best thing about the digital event.
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So funny lol.
I for one do not blame Nintendo for moving on.
They made sure all titles on the U from their part are quality and move new development into their future platforms. The WiiU bombed worldwide and still got a fairly decent quantity of great games. Limited choice, but quality and exclusive.
They have the mobile stuff, QoL and the NX coming and they need te ensure not to make the same mistakes as they did with the 3DS and WiiU. And for that, I am grateful they seem to be going full gear into their future endevours. Nintendo is not doomed at all, but they do need to move on from products that failed to reach potential or are losing relevance. And that is exactly what they are doing.
Reggie is fucking poison
Nintendo needs to embrace their inner otaku more
If you're wondering why I'm down on Nintendo for announcing games too early but not Sony, Sony has a combination of many first and third party games to show at every conference. I'm pretty certain FF7 will miss next E3 but we'll see more after. The difference is Sony announced the games early but they're not going to keep showing them at every event like Nintendo did with their games. The only exception has been The Order (and Uncharted 4 in a way)
So my proposal is hiring a front-man, someone who can act as a community manager, who is legitimately charming and charismatic, to be their public face.
And most importantly, Scott Moffitt needs to be put out to pasture.
I'm selling my Wii U.
This conference had nothing for me.
I really thought with no Zelda U, Nintendo would be dropping bombs. But nothing new interested me (or was a 3ds game), and Starfox looked pretty bad.
I really love the Wii U games I own, but I have completed them all, and I haven't turned the console on in months.
Feels like we're in the "Twilight Princess and Super Paper Mario delayed to Wii" era right now.
I got a little less grumpy about the Direct after thinking about the Holiday 2015 lineup. Mario Maker, Yoshi, Xenoblade, and Star Fox is actually a really good fall release for a first-party developer. I am perfectly fine with that being their fall schedule.
It's just facing the grim reality that 2015 is basically it. A lot of the 2016 games just feel like spin-offs, sequels, and quirky twists to kinda fill out the Q1 and Q2 schedule. I hope these games turn out better than they look, but they make me kinda nervous. I think Splatoon and Smash Bros. bringing the fun last year spoiled me a little.
Jim Henson, Co. is the assumption, because of the inclusion of some of their puppets in the Digital Event.
Microsoft's conference was a bright lightbub.
Sony's conference was a majestic Supernova.
Nintendo's conference the flashing led on a faulty smoke alarm, that mistakenly went off because of a pungent fart.
So you would rather Nintendo rehash the same three franchises and let them die then see new interesting ip. The character you're playing as is more important to you than the gameplay?
LolThis was the best thing about the digital event.
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So funny lol.
I think Bill Trinnen could be that man. Actually, Reggie didn't appear in the past two normal Directs, while Bill did. Maybe they're sort-of-already doing it?
This post inspired me to make this gif:
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Would be perfect if someone can edit in retro studios logo as clint's head, neogaf logo as ''the ugly's head, and a wiiU as a head on the man rolling in the grave, and maybe a sign instead of the hat, saying RIP wiiu 2012-2015. My editing skills are beyond horrible
This was the best thing about the digital event.
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So funny lol.
Ether.Microsoft's conference was a bright lightbub.
Sony's conference was a majestic Supernova.
Nintendo's conference the flashing led on a faulty smoke alarm, that mistakenly went off because of a pungent fart.
Oh, and almost every game having gameplay rather than a CGI trailer was also great. A bit of a chat about the games development after each one was nice too.
Reggie is fucking poison
Nintendo needs to embrace their inner otaku more
Who did the puppetry anyway? They resemble muppets a lot.
Did they even show The Legend of Zelda for Wii U?