Well I'm drunk lets Mafia bitches
Que es esto? Seguro que eres mafia!
Jon Stewart sat at home, reading Killing Intelligence by Bill O'Reilly, as the phone rang. He quietly placed his Obama 2016 bookmark into the book, then laid it gently at his side as he picked up the phone.
"Yes? This is Jon."
"Jon! JON! You're never going to believe this!"
"Calm down, Trevor. I watch the news. I can believe anything."
"Sorian...It's Sorian, Jon!"
Jon gasped. "What? What on earth happened?!"
"Well, it turns out during the night he got into a brawl with some policemen, and then they arrested him. The whole time, as they dragged him away, he was screaming, 'NOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN JAAAAAAAILLLL!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE GAY! I DON'T WANNA BE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!"
"That's horrible, Trevor. So what happened next? Is he gay now?"
"No Jon, he was shanked."
Sorian said:You are Ben Carson, Neurosurgeon.
You are aligned with the GOP.
Using your extensive political acumen, you are able to protect one player per night through the use of neurosurgery. Send the command NEURO: <player> to me during the night to protect the player.
You win when all of the Electorate has been eliminated.
The public game thread is here.
Jon sighed as he sullenly leaned back into his chair. "That's awful news, Trevor. Is that all?"
"No, Jon. There's more."
Jon jerked forward. "What? There's MORE?"
"Yes, you see...Burbeting had an unfortunate accident at home. He slipped on the floor in his kitchen, where his totally-legal housekeeper Esperanza used a little too much wax on the hardwood."
"Oh my god, is he ok?"
"No, Jon. He's dead."
"He died from slipping on the floor?"
"Oh, hahahahaha, no! He actually had about twenty people standing around him as he writhed on the floor, unable to get up. However, not a single one of them knew what the number was for 911. He starved to death, Jon."
"Well that'll happen when your state is 48th in the nation in education." Jon quipped.
"Right you are, Jon."
Burbeting said:You are Bobby Jindal, Loser
You are aligned with the GOP.
You’ve got nochancepower, but you can still vote!
You win when all of the Electorate has been eliminated.
The public game thread is here.
Jon Stewart said:Dear Players,
While The Mafia Show prides itself in being the largest and most accurate forum for all Mafia news and goings-on, we occasionally get things wrong. With that, we experienced a slight mistake with yesterday's voting. I've asked a friend of a friend, Karl Rove, Republican Political Consultant, to come on the set to explain the issue.
Thank you, Jon.
It appears that kingkitty was lynched with just one vote shy of majority. He only had 8 votes against him, not 9.
That is all.
...what?
...so, who's dead again?
Ouro, could Sorian have protected himself?
Whoops, fixed.
No.
I forgot to specify that, d'oh.
Okay, that simplifies it. I would have expected self protection n1, with his death maybe meaning a strongman.
So I'm guessing Mafia killed Sorian and maybe some misguided vigilante killed Burbeting thinking he was suspicious?
lol cabot.
I also want to hear L_P's thoughts on the previous day and what has happened. I was not very happy with the way Launch was playing.
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Have we had a game where the doctor could self-target? I always thought the flavor was that a doctor couldn't self-heal because he doesn't really "protect," he revives the victim.
Sorian said:Next time I get assigned as the doctor, I'm requesting are-countre-roll. It is a curse and Gafia will always kill the doctor during the first day or night phase, ALWAYS! Good lucklosersGOP!
Thank you. (Applause.) Thank you so much. Thank you. To Graça Machel and the Sorian family; to Cabboth and members of GAF; to heads of states and government, past and present; distinguished guests -- it is a singular honor to be with you today, to celebrate a life like no other. To the people of The Internet -- (applause) -- people of every race and walk of life -- the world thanks you for sharing Sorian with us. His struggle was your struggle. His triumph was your triumph. Your dignity and your hope found expression in his life. And your freedom, your democracy is his cherished legacy.
R.I.P
Cabboth
Burbeting said:Just so you know, Louisiana loved me! And since I was loved, surely I can't die! I did? Well, uhh... It must mean that... let me ask my personal assistant.
Guess The White House made an error there , it should of course say cabot.
Start as you mean to go on I guess
Serious note: has Cabbeh been silenced, only posting gifs I think. I know myself I love me some gifs, but he literally hasn't said a word. I think. Right?
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We can for one go on and look who voted for kingkitty smash in some votes into those players and start some discussion or we could just go on with our day and talk like normal people.
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So I'm guessing Mafia killed Sorian and maybe some misguided vigilante killed Burbeting thinking he was suspicious?
Que es esto? Seguro que eres mafia!
Yo tambien pensaba lo mismo ! vamos hermano tendramos que votar contra el !