Bush tried to buy votes towards the end of the election. Goes around, you know, selling weapons to everyone, getting that military industrial complex vote happening for him. Sold 160 fighter jets to Korea and then 240 tanks to Kuwait and then goes around making speeches why he should be Commander-in-Chief because, We still live in a dangerous world. Thanks to you, you fucker!
What are you doing? Last week Kuwaitis had nothing but rocks! Theyre arming the fucking world man. You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons. How do you know that? Uh, well
We looked at the receipts Haar. Ah but as soon as that cheque clears, were going in. What times the bank open? 8? Were going in at 9. Were going in for God and country and democracy and heres a foetus and hes a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, lets go. Get motivated behind this, lets go! Ohoh looks like Mr. Major was on the hot seat there for a second too. Little Iraqgate, little rapscallion he is. Did we send, did I
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Ill have to check Maggies old calendar. Whats funny about this. Every one of your papers says that you guys sold Iraq machine tools"
which Iraq then converted into military equipment. I have news for you folks, a cannon is a machine tool. Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, its a fucking machine, its a tool. Our papers in the States have the same thing.
We sold Iraq farming equipment which Iraq then converted". How do they do this? Simsalabim simsalabim aa salabim sim sim sim salabim. Wow! It was a chicken coop, its now a nuclear reactor! This wars for Aladdin. Farming equipment which they converted into military, okay, you got me Im curious, exactly what kind of farming equipment is this? Oh okay, well its stuff for the farmers of Iraq. Yeah? What? Ooh okay, ar well ooh one of the things we gave them was for the little farmer, a new thing we came up with called er the er, flame-throwing rake. No it was for the farmer, see. He would rake the leaves and then just turn around Boooo. But you know what the Iraqis did with that? Theres no trees in Iraq, what are you sending them rakes for, you asshole? We could have done our research better perhaps yes. What else did you sell em? Okay er one of the other things we gave em was a new thing
for the farmer. The, er, armoured tractor. No, see, farmers when they farm look over their shoulders at times and they wont see a tree and theyll hit it maybe and therell be a wasps nest in the tree and the wasps will come in and sting em. So we put four inches of armour all over the tractor. And a turret to shoot pesticides on the wasps. Yeah but you know what the Iraqis did with that? Cant trust em. Im so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean?