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ELI MANNING OWNS TIKI BARBER, THE AFC, THE ENTIRE LEAGUE, AND THE UNIVERSE!!!

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twinturbo2

butthurt Heat fan
Karakand said:
Sean Salisbury would be glad to send a picture of his penis. An apology is a little out of his league though, unfortunately.
Salisbury plays Burnout Paradise and gets taken down a lot? :lol
 

Hunter D

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This has to be the greatest superbowl runs ever. The giants beat two 13-3 teams and an undefeated team that is statistically the best team to ever.
 

ZeoVGM

Banned
000ysp6q
 

Docpan

Member
This is the stuff of legends.

I've been saying it all season. This is the Giant's year. Nobody believe me.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED BABY. OH GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
 

effzee

Member
BenjaminBirdie said:
:lol

"Off Season"? Larry Johnson scored his Four Point Play in MSG over a DECADE ago and I'm STILL talking about it.

well you kind of have to considering how bad the knicks have been since.

thats probably the last positive memory you have of them.

besides when the next season starts the past yrs superbowl is sort of a thing of the past.
 

captive

Joe Six-Pack: posting for the common man
BakedPigeon said:
Worst.Superbowl.Commercials.Ever.
funny someone says this every year, and every year its not very true.



Congrats Wellington and Giants fans. Glad Eli can silence the haters like Peyton did last year.
 

firex

Member
I was going to predict the giants but I figured I'd jinx them. sometimes I think maybe I'm the real konex.

then I go make some of my new drink I just came up with, the Eli Manning, which is 3 parts southern comfort 1 part new england bitter tears 1 part tiki barber bitter tears.
 

kbear

Banned
BakedPigeon said:
Worst.Superbowl.Commercials.Ever.
I enjoyed the e-trade baby commercials quite a bit

Also the Bridgestone tires one when all the animals screamed

The Doritos one where the girl sang was just awful... not because it was a bad idea but just because she wasn't that good of a singer. Tons of American Idol rejects sing better than that
 

effzee

Member
BenjaminBirdie said:
*runs out of room crying*

"Marcus Camby!! MARCUS CAMBYYYYY!!!"


im sorry for bringing that up.

im still pissed that little ninja turtle nate robinson stole the dunk contest from AI jr by cheating.
 
BakedPigeon said:
Worst.Superbowl.Commercials.Ever.
Not even close. I came in expecting fairly mediocre commercials, as it's been a while since I've really enjoyed them, but I really liked the commercials this year. Still, nothing compares to the 90s Super Bowls. Nissan used to have the best commercials.
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Oh shit, I totally forgot about Local New England radio stations, especially sports talk (then theres Fox Sports News early in the morning). OMFG This week is just going to keep on giving
 

Tobor

Member
In the "old guys who never won a ring" sweepstakes, I'm glad Strahan get's one over Seau.

Seau's hat's are annoying.
 

twinturbo2

butthurt Heat fan
Tobor said:
Yeah, I'm not a car guy, but that thing is impressive.
The Toyota commercial, though... the feeling of rabid badgers clawing me to death is the sort of feeling I get from thinking about driving that shitbox. :lol
 

msdstc

Incredibly Naive
Meier said:
:lol :lol I love seeing bandwagon fans react to tough losses.

they don't realize they're only feeding this frenzy right now. Like I said, I'm still going to watch tough. Tough to swallow right now. Next season is gunna be one big MEH. Who cares if they win. Not nearly as exciting.
 

eznark

Banned
This is long, but perfect (unlike the Pats!) From Boston.com
Despite the feeling that pervades New England tonight, there is joy in the rest of the country, where NFL fans had had enough of the winning, enough of pretty boy Brady and gruff Belichick. Perfection or not, the Pats were hated across the land, the team everybody wanted to see somebody - anybody - take down.

More than ever now, the Patriots are the Yankees, an aging team annually stocking up to re-live past glories and coming up short.

Don Shula, Mercury Morris, and the rest of those '72 Dolphins aren't going away. Maybe they never will, a perpetual annoyance that lives to be the Patriots' purgatory. The Patriots have gone from NFL elite to NFL punchlines, the team that could not close the job on history.

They finish the 2007 season 18-1. No Lombardi. No history books.

No rings. No parade.

No 19-0 books, and no trips to Letterman this week.

No asterisk either. None needed.
 
Bill Belolichick! What Manning will they lose to next year? Maybe Archie can come out of retirement and knock them off too.

Great, great game Giants. Congrats on a monster win. Loved seeing Brady get roughed up, pictures of beauty.
 
I hate to degrade the patriots so much but it puts a big smile on my face to see the pats loose. Brady spent most of the night laying on the field, and tomorrow he is going to spend most of his day laying on a massage table.

Thank you patriots and especially tom brady for making my wildest dreams come true. I wish you got totally blown out though.
 

Tamanon

Banned
I'm out of town, so only a brief comment, but fucking amazing Superbowl. That Eli evasion of a sack and awesome throw and catch by Tyree will go down in NFL history like "The Catch" and "The Drive" Just sheerly amazing.

Congrats Giants, I'm ecstatic to see you win. Go Coughlin Go. Eat a bag of dicks, Tiki.
 

bionic77

Member
Eli and Big Ben class produced 2 Superbowl winners. :D

Hopefully Rivers never gets to join them at the summit of mount awesome.

This may be wrong to say, but I think that tonight for at least a little bit, I loved Eli Manning. I had the feeling that the Giants were going to win because they were taking it to Brady and pretty boy couldn't handle the heat (unlike like heroes Eli who found a way to get it done with pressure in his face).

And Big Ben's Father definitely took part in this game. I swear there were like 3 balls that could have been intercepted on that final miraculous drive of forever, but they were always just out of reach. Thanks God, you proved again that you exist and that GOOD > EVIL.
 

twinturbo2

butthurt Heat fan
Any YouTubes of The Pass yet? I was listening on the radio, driving my car, when it happened, and I almost caused the worst accident in the history of I-95 when it happened. :lol
 
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