Elon Musk and Grimes announce the perfectly normal name of their normally normal baby.

I haven't found a thread about this yet so I thought
I should share this glorious news with you all.
Let's all welcome X Æ A-12 Musk to the world.



Edit: Far be it from me to criticize annyones
choice in their baby's name, but the SR 71 was
absolutely shit in any type of combat situation.

sure.
 
i mean the guy is a famous billionaire, it's not like Elon Musk's kid wasn't going to be singled out "in school" or whatever

dude is so rich his kid doesn't even need to go to school.

Oh daddy! I want to fly the spaceship to Mars, daddy! I want to fly! I want to fly! It's my turn to flyyyyyy!!!
 
I don't know, there are some right assholes out there when it comes to Baby names. I read this one back at the time and I've never forgotten it: -






Honestly reading stuff like that makes me think we should have enforced sterilisation and the necessity for an IQ bench-mark to be passed before you're let out of the program. Need to breed the stupid out of people, if we're ever going to get off this extinction event waiting to happen.


Good lord! I take it back! Why the fuck would you name your child Sex Fruit or Fish and Chips?! These parents have got some serious issues.

It reminds me of the couple from Mexico who called their child RoboCop. It's now a banned name in Mexico.

Pretty sure in the 1990s a Japanese couple tried to call their child Akuma. I don't know about that one? It's a badass name and if you're rocking it you better live up to the reputation. Unfortunately the name is now banned by the Japanese government.
 
Elon knows the code to break baby XAE!@ out of the Matrix.


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once again, HE IS A BILLIONAIRE. feel like people are overlooking this fact in a rush to say, "lol he's going to shoot up his school" when it's like, how many billionaires do you think attend public school?

like i don't think having a weird name is going to affect this kid's life anymore than his dad having 30 billion dollars and sending rockets into space.
 
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This makes me remember when I played pen and paper RPGs and players came with stupid names for the characters. There was one time a dude choose "Smuggler X" as his name.

The only situation his name will be appropriate is when he plays a Halo online match.
 
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Welp, this kid gonna have it rough, and he already had Grimes and Elon for parents.

On the bright side this name is going to save us all by crashing the computers at the NSA.
If the past is anything to go by they're not gonna be together that much longer. This is like his sixth or seventh kid I think.
 
I don't know, there are some right assholes out there when it comes to Baby names. I read this one back at the time and I've never forgotten it: -






Honestly reading stuff like that makes me think we should have enforced sterilisation and the necessity for an IQ bench-mark to be passed before you're let out of the program. Need to breed the stupid out of people, if we're ever going to get off this extinction event waiting to happen.

Richard Packer Richard Packer @Mista check out that period outside the quotation mark

"tragically, Violence".
 
Then again, if I had the chance to be born a billionaire, then my parents could have named me whatever crazy fucking thing they wanted. xD

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Can we kill these people? Feel like that would be justifiable homicide.
wtf?

this kind of makes me sick. these are new parents. they are celebrating the birth of their child. who would be memed to death by an internet obsessed with trashing these people over and over to the point of obsession. now we are joking about murder?

one is a young woman, a very talented artist, who makes cool crazy cyberpunk avant pop. the other is a tech engineer who is working with Tom Cruise on the first movie made in outer space.

his electric cars are all over the place, and i remember the 80s, i know how crazy the idea of a popular electric car in America is. if anything the dude has done a ton to promote advance green energy and space travel.

why all the hate? honestly, is it because they are rich? could this really be about your sick envy?

so sick of this keyboard guillotine bullshit.
 
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Before I dropped out of college, I vividly remember a "Rhetoric and Writing" professor teaching me that the punctuation goes inside the quotation, always.

Was I lied to?

No, that's apparently the standard in America, but it's not in the rest of the English speaking world. It just makes no sense to me to have the period, which denotes the end of the sentence, inside a quotation mark which denotes a portion of the sentence. Ultimately it makes no practical difference but seems like another case of Murikkka being different for the sake of it.
 
wtf?

this kind of makes me sick. these are new parents. they are celebrating the birth of their child. who would be memed to death by an internet obsessed with trashing these people over and over to the point of obsession. now we are joking about murder?

one is a young woman, a very talented artist, who makes cool crazy cyberpunk avant pop. the other is a tech engineer who is working with Tom Cruise on the first movie made in outer space.

his electric cars are all over the place, and i remember the 80s, i know how crazy the idea of a popular electric car in America is. if anything the dude has done a ton to promote advance green energy and space travel.

why all the hate? honestly, is it because they are rich? could this really be about your sick envy?

so sick of this keyboard guillotine bullshit.

I'm just kidding around bro.

Justifiable homicide is a Horrible Bosses reference

But that's a horrible name and someone should probably kill them.
 
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