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[Master Of Illusion]

That kid's gonna invent the sequel to cocaine.

Cocaine II.

 

[triplestation]

you think you would take cocaine ii conventionally

but then you find out you need to be in an equipment-free VR state (yet to be created) to experience it

 

[Javthusiast]

That kid's gonna invent the sequel to cocaine.

Cocaine II.

Damn, I wonder if the leap in quality will be as big as the jump from the ps2 era to the HD era was.

 

[JSoup]

I admit a (dumb) weakness to the idea of names just being numbers and shit.
Mix that with covid making face covering and privacy tracking becoming more acceptable and we're inching closer to the cyberpunk future all of us wanted/never asked for.

 

[n0razi]

That will go well in school.

The kids dad is a billionaire, im sure he cares what other kids at school think

 

[EviLore]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I'm just kidding around bro.

Justifiable homicide is a Horrible Bosses reference

But that's a horrible name and someone should probably kill them.

I'll kill you with kindness first

That kid's gonna invent the sequel to cocaine.

Cocaine II.

Cocaine 2: Electric Boogaloo?

 

[Blond]

How the fuck do you pronounce this??

 

[Papa]

smh Canadians

 

[Richard Packer]

Not when the context is him trying to correct someone from outside America.

 

[Rentahamster]

How the fuck do you pronounce this??

"Bartholomew"

 

[Papa]

"Bartholomew"

No, it's Bort.

As in, "I wish I was aBorted".

 

[DragoonKain]

He's on Rogan tomorrow, full scorched earth

 

[PuppetMaster]

Do we wish him Happy Birthday or Merry X-Musk?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

The kids dad is a billionaire, im sure he cares what other kids at school think

Damn, kudos to you for being so clever, son.

 

[EviLore]

 

[lrt75914]

How the fuck do you pronounce this??

It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

 

[Plies]

eh, it's better than naming your baby Apple.

 

[GymWolf]

The child: help...blrblrblr...i'm drowning...help

Dude: hey there is a child drowning here, what is your name child?

The child: X Æ A-12 Musk

Dude: what?

The child: X Æ A-12 Musk...blrblrblr

Dude: can you spell it?

The child: X like the blrrblblr unknown blrblrblr variable blrblrlbrl, Æ like blrblrlblr...

Dude: ...

The child: blrblrblrblr....

 

[highrider]

Cool he can hang out with Blue, and Apple, and that other kid, Fuckface.

 

[Jezbollah]

Can't wait for Rogan Podcast 2 with him.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Ignore all the middle name stuff and he's:

X Musk

X Musk Series Musk

 

[SKM1]

The child: help...blrblrblr...i'm drowning...help

Dude: hey there is a child drowning here, what is your name child?

The child: X Æ A-12 Musk

Dude: what?

The child: X Æ A-12 Musk...blrblrblr

Dude: can you spell it?

The child: X like the blrrblblr unknown blrblrblr variable blrblrlbrl, Æ like blrblrlblr...

Dude: ...

The child: blrblrblrblr....

Drowning people can't talk

 

[SKM1]

Can't wait for Rogan Podcast 2 with him.

Am hype!

 

[Foamy]

Should have named him "Vag" Musk.

 

[GymWolf]

Drowning people can't talk

Well imagine having a serious response to a clear joke...

 

[Fret Runner]

the unknown variable gonna give it to ya.

 

[SKM1]

Well imagine having a serious response to a clear joke...

Tbf it was a lame joke

 

[GymWolf]

Tbf it was a lame joke

It was an old joke from an italian comedy trio, they are better at telling it

 

[Cutty Flam]

I knew a couple who named their kid Anakin.

Dope as fuck decision. Anakin is a God tier name

 

[Woo-Fu]

Adopt me, can call me whatever you want Mr. Musk.

 

[DESTROYA]

"Just call me X for short"
I can get used to that being the kid of a billionaire

 

[Rentahamster]

He's on Rogan tomorrow, full scorched earth

Awww sheeeeet

 

[Slings and Arrows]

It's no worse than siobhan been pronounced shivon

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

I'm gonna assume it's pronounced Ex-ay-ah-12.

Honestly, i think if it were just X-AE-A it could be kinda cool but still out there. the 12 just fucks it right up.

It's no worse than siobhan been pronounced shivon

that's the irish for you but i suppose scotland is a bit crazy too. there is Eilidh which is pronounced Ay-lee. with Siobhan you can kinda see how it might be Sha-von but Eilidh? I had to google it (and I'm scottish) otherwise I'd have pronounced it Eye-lie-dah or fuck knows how else.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

If this kid becomes excellent in a field and earns a masters, will he go by the name Professor X?

 

[Nester99]

That's child abuse.

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

If this kid becomes excellent in a field and earns a masters, will he go by the name Professor X?

Nah, it'll be Professor Musk. you don't use first names when you have a title. You don't hear of Professor Samuel or Professor Charles. It's Professor Oak and Professor X...

Professor X takes the X from his last name Xavier. His full name is Charles Francis Xavier. By your logic Professor X is called Professor Charles.

 

[teezzy]

I wish Elon and Grimes would adopt me

 

[Revolutionary]

Basically, he blames Grimes for the first half and said fuck it for the second half and named it after a plane he thinks is cool

 

[mortal]

 

[-Minsc-]

Since I don't know how to pronounce it I'll call her Xena instead.

Edit: Exia also works.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[eddie4]

sooo " X Ash Archangel 12 Musk" ......

 

[Coolwhhip]

Fame makes people cray cray.

 

[Ornlu]

Still not worse than some of the names you see if you've ever been a manager and had temp agencies send you people.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Waiting for someone to change their GAF username to this now

 

[Papa]

Waiting for someone to change their GAF username to this now

Bet you wish you didn't change yours within the last 90 days eh

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Bet you wish you didn't change yours within the last 90 days eh

you know me too well

 

[Papa]

you know me too well

Honestly I think a lot of us would like it if you just went back to JareBear and stuck with it