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[triplestation]

Elon Musk has challenged Johnny Depp to a cage fight after the actor accused him of having an affair with his then-wife Amber Heard.

During his libel trial against NGN, the High Court was shown a text that Depp sent to his friend Christian Carino in which he threatened to cut off Musk's penis.

But the Tesla billionaire has now laughed off the threat, jokingly telling the New York Times : "If Johnny wants a cage fight, just let me know."

Depp had texted: "I'll show him things he's never seen before like the other side of his d**k when I slice it off."

it's 2020 baby

 

[YCoCg]

How high was he when he said that?

 

[Robot Carnival]

I mean, you slept with a man's wife, man has the right to talk shit about you at the very least. that's just how I feel thou /shrug.

 

[teezzy]

Elon brings his flamethrower. Johnny brings his scissor hands.

 

[MaestroMike]

Musk would get his visionary as$ whooped.

 

[triplestation]

Elon brings his flamethrower. Johnny brings his scissor hands.

YES

 

[DESTROYA]

Can Amber Heard be a ring girl?

 

[triplestation]

Can Amber Heard be a ring girl?

now that would be some hot shit

 

[DESTROYA]

now that would be some hot shit

No she leaves those on Depp‘s sheets.

 

[Tesseract]

depp is a shrimpy bastard, i fear for his bones

 

[Tesseract]

dana if you are listening, please make this happen

 

[Tesseract]

michael bolton should be the ref

 

[pr0cs]

Musk would get his visionary as$ whooped.

Huh? Depp is an actor, he'd get slaughtered

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

With drugs = Depp by a wide margin, crazy drug fueled people aren't to be messed with. *Actually second thought Musk might just be in the same boat on this one.

Without drugs = Musk pounding away on a has been Depp body easily, decades of drug and alcohol abuse take their toll big time.

Also Musk is like 190cm where Depp is 175+cm or something. Musk is a big dude. Hell I'd go pay per view, it might help Depp financially and be some entertainment too.

 

[Romulus]

Depp looks incredibly frail these days

 

[Max_Po]

The real fucking winner is Amber Turd... mooching off millionaire/billionaire

 

[Nymphae]

Paywalled article, nice

 

[TheSadRanger]

Depp looks incredibly frail these days

"Nutted but she's still sucking your soul"

 

[Coolwhhip]

Bring back mtv celebrity death match!

 

[Coolwhhip]

Depp would get destroyed. Elon has a dad bod, Depp has a grandad bod.

 

[captainraincoat]

He’s your classic Bond villain......except he would probably London bridge with bond on moneypenny while shooting flame throwers in the air

 

[12Goblins]

Elon would snap his neck. Depp suffers from organ failure...

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

All I know is I like my dick unsliced.

 

[JLMC469]

Huh? Depp is an actor, he'd get slaughtered

and Musk is an overweight billionaire.

 

[bender]

Kimbo Unsliced.

 

[MaestroMike]

Huh? Depp is an actor, he'd get slaughtered

Depp's a leading man, one of the best to ever do it. he's always full of test. musks a chunky nerd he'd gas out in the first round.

 

[frostyxc]

michael bolton should be the ref

How about we trade him out for John Bolton, and he's armed with a few Tomahawk missiles to spice up the octagon?

 

[bender]

Still wondering why searching for a slap fight gif brought me to this, but here we are.

 

[It's Jeff]

There's no way either of these two have thrown, or could take a punch. You’re looking at the most disappointing, 20 second, winded slap fight in history.

 

[Shizumapower]

michael bolton should be the ref

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Interesting idea.
I think Depp would be jumping around, drug fueled and could land some lucky punches.
Musk looks quite overweight and stiff these days.

But if he'd catch Depp, he would crush him with his weight advantage.


That said, I'd be on Depps side. Fucking someone's wife is despicable.

 

[Shizumapower]

Depp's a leading man, one of the best to ever do it. he's always full of test. musks a chunky nerd he'd gas out in the first round.

Musk willed his hair to come back.

He also might be on the Bezos protein plan.

 

[Arkam]

I will pay $39.99 to see this fight. But I want fucking Pride rules so we have no lameness. I also demand proper ring girls.

 

[Thing on a Spring]

I can't imagine Elon doesn't already know what all sides of his own dick look like.

Work on your shit talking, Johnny because that's a wack ass attempt. 2/10.

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

Musk willed his hair to come back.

He also might be on the Bezos protein plan.

How does he still have a shitty hairline?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

If I were Depp, I'd hire a master gigolo to romance and fuck Grimes.

That would be revenge served cold.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Spaceman292]

Elon brings his flamethrower. Johnny brings his scissor hands.

Ohh shiiiiiit this just got ANNIMMEEEEE

 

[JimiNutz]

My money is on Musk.
Isn't Depp a tiny little man in his late 50s?

 

[Tesseract]

My money is on Musk.
Isn't Depp a tiny little man in his late 50s?

they're both kinda old now

musk is taller, bigger frame

 

[JimiNutz]

they're both kinda old now

musk is taller, bigger frame

Yeah Musk definitely looks the bigger man.

I was kind of shocked when I saw Depp recently but then I remembered that he's pushing 60!

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Elon is buff though. Depp is lanky .

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Depp is mostly made of scarfs and coke these days. Little bitch would probably break like a twig.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

It’s times like these I miss Celebrity Deathmatch

 

[DKehoe]

Let's just keep getting dumber with it

 

[ConanTheKing]

now that would be some hot shit

Careful. Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

[mekes]

Imagine the human scar tissue that is Mickey Rourke being in a bare knuckle cage fight. There is no picture grotesque enough for what he would look like after being hit 3-4 times.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

The sad story about this is that two good men want to go fighting about a piece of shit like Amber Heard is.

 

[Kadayi]

Careful. Never stick your dick in crazy.

But what if you're crazy too? Do either Depp or Musk seem sane?

 

[Brofist]

Let's just keep getting dumber with it

Why does it feel like Depp got the worst end of that exchange