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[Tesseract]

But what if you're crazy too? Do either Depp or Musk seem sane?

they seem fine, maybe a little burnt out

 

[Kadayi]

they seem fine, maybe a little burnt out

The point was more women aren't always the crazy ones. Ultimately though, rich people fucking, who gives a shit.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Let's just keep getting dumber with it

The next logical step is Trump challenging all three of them.

 

[Tesseract]

The point was more women aren't always the crazy ones. Ultimately though, rich people fucking, who gives a shit.

i understand the point

she's a psycho, depp seems relatively chill and musk probably doesn't give any fucks

 

[YCoCg]

Imagine the human scar tissue that is Mickey Rourke being in a bare knuckle cage fight. There is no picture grotesque enough for what he would look like after being hit 3-4 times.

Mickey is a trained boxer and wrestler, he could fuck shit up if he wanted, he probably feels nothing in that plastic face anyway.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Mickey is a trained boxer and wrestler, he could fuck shit up if he wanted, he probably feels nothing in that plastic face anyway.

He is 68 years old now, though..

 

[Kadayi]

He is 68 years old now, though..

More importantly though, did he fuck Amber Heard as well? I mean I like to think he's chipping in there because he has some skin in the game versus 'just because..' on Depp's behalf.

 

[lock2k]

I read that as challenges Johhny Cage to a fight. lol

 

[Coolwhhip]

So now we have more celebs challenging each other to fights on TWITTER. Such tough guys.

 

[highrider]

One of the most bitch things guys do is fight over women. Elon and Johnny are what they are because people around them let them be that. Im sure it would look like a fight between two older men who have never been in a fight. Musk is a piece of shit if he was pursuing another man’s wife, but I suspect it was the other way around. Even then why be mad at Elon, be mad at yourself for wifing a crazy woman who doesn’t respect your dumb ass.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Could wreck their image

 

[H4ze]

I would pay to watch the fight, hopefully Depp beats his ass, I am not even anti-Musk, I think it would just look pretty funny if he gets his bottom smashed bei little Depp xD

 

[GV82]

we know who won’t be accompanying Elon to the ring (excuse me, cage)

 

[Bogey]

I see Musk continues being a 13 year old teenager, for better and worse.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Even then why be mad at Elon, be mad at yourself for wifing a crazy woman who doesn’t respect your dumb ass.

It's not like they behave like that when you meet and fall in love with them.
Usually not even in the first six months.

Shit starts falling apart when they know you are in love with them.

I pity Depp.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Still wondering why searching for a slap fight gif brought me to this, but here we are.

I did not expect to come into this thread wanting to choke my chicken

 

[Amory]

Musk is a clown, but in this case it says right in the article he wasn't being serious.

 

[Tesseract]

I see Musk continues being a 13 year old teenager, for better and worse.

Musk is a clown, but in this case it says right in the article he wasn't being serious.

 

[Pejo]

Let's just keep getting dumber with it

I won't be satisfied until Corey Feldman is involved in some way/shape/form.

 

[HarryKS]

He's a big guy.

 

[DKehoe]

I won't be satisfied until Corey Feldman is involved in some way/shape/form.

 

[eot]

I always thought that girl in the background was hot AF, now is my opportunity to say it

 

[DKehoe]

I always thought that girl in the background was hot AF, now is my opportunity to say it

I recently discovered one of the girls in the Jizz In My Pants video played Meadow Soprano. Dunno how I didn’t notice it before.

 

[eot]

I recently discovered one of the girls in the Jizz In My Pants video played Meadow Soprano. Dunno how I didn’t notice it before.

Haha, I watched that video two minutes ago and I for the first time noticed how alike they look, but I didn't think it was actually her.

 

[Kamina]

Can Amber Heard be a ring girl?

She would just shit in the cage due to excitement

 

[#Phonepunk#]

idgi does this bitch have a magical pussy or something

 

[Tesseract]

idgi does this bitch have a magical pussy or something

prolly

 

[MrS]

Let's just keep getting dumber with it

Mickey would fuck him up but if he took one hit I fear his plastic face would just slide off his skull

 

[The Hamburglar]

I wonder if any of them ever jokingly called her amber head. Bet she’s a total slut.

Elon musk is a piece of shit why is pretending he wasn’t fucking her when the whole world knows.

 

[godhandiscen]

Depp would kill Elon. Never mess with someone who has been emotionally hurt and has nothing else to lose.

 

[and 3 others]

idgi does this bitch have a magical pussy or something

I was with a girl that had one of those. I'd fight over it.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

Elon Musk couldn't fight sleep.

 

[Rentahamster]

idgi does this bitch have a magical pussy or something

When you make it squirt, your grandmother comes back from the dead.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

...Are we so starved for news that something that was known for almost a year becomes drama because of corona chan? POS Musk. When are you going to make 2d real and stop chasing taken 3d shit? Motherfucker.

 

[Kadayi]

I must have missed the meeting where it was decided that Depp was somehow a bad ass

 

[Keihart]

Can't just do this in the streets of Washington? and a police officer would be your referee?

 

[Shai-Tan]

This was from a NYT profile

Elon Musk, Blasting Off in Domestic Bliss (Published 2020)

The billionaire space oddity on life with Grimes and Baby X, Trump, Tesla, tunnels, short shorts, stock surges, Facebook fumbles and everything else under the sun.

www.nytimes.com

didnt come off as serious in context

“If Johnny wants a cage fight, just let me know,” Mr. Musk said mischievously, breaking into his famous giggle.

 

[thequestion]

The sad story about this is that two good men want to go fighting about a piece of shit like Amber Heard is.

But have you slipped your dick In her vagina, though....?

#wholenewballgame

 

[highrider]

It's not like they behave like that when you meet and fall in love with them.
Usually not even in the first six months.

Shit starts falling apart when they know you are in love with them.

I pity Depp.

I don’t buy that at all. People like that aren’t able to hide their true nature, but someone like Depp who’s pretty much a drunk from what I understand are probably pretty easy marks.

 

[highrider]

Depp would kill Elon. Never mess with someone who has been emotionally hurt and has nothing else to lose.

Yes being driven by by emotion is super effective in fights

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I love this fucked up reality we are living in.

 

[Tesseract]

I love this fucked up reality we are living in.

 

[godhandiscen]

Yes being driven by by emotion is super effective in fights

Neither of them is a trained fighter afaik. In those situations whoever is willing to be the dirtiest wins, and Depp has nothing to lose anymore.

 

[Tesseract]

Neither of them is a trained fighter afaik. In those situations whoever is willing to be the dirtiest wins, and Depp has nothing to lose anymore.

musk took lessons when he was younger

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

One of the most bitch things guys do is fight over women. Elon and Johnny are what they are because people around them let them be that. Im sure it would look like a fight between two older men who have never been in a fight. Musk is a piece of shit if he was pursuing another man’s wife, but I suspect it was the other way around. Even then why be mad at Elon, be mad at yourself for wifing a crazy woman who doesn’t respect your dumb ass.

Wasnt this an ancient text from Depp? It was probably sent in the heat of the moment.

musk took lesson when he was younger

And don't forget that worst comes to worst, Musk can just pull at Depp's hair. If Depp tries that on Elon, he'll just end up with a fist full of plugs.

 

[godhandiscen]

musk took lesson when he was younger

I took judo when I was younger but I don’t remember anything. I think Depp is at a disadvantage mainly due to how badly he has treated his body.

 

[Shizumapower]

I love this fucked up reality we are living in.

 

[GermanZepp]

Celebrity deathmatch baby!!

 

[Woo-Fu]

musk took lessons when he was younger

Plus Joe Rogan would run him through a 6-month training camp with all his MMA buds.

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

I mean, you slept with a man's wife, man has the right to talk shit about you at the very least. that's just how I feel thou /shrug.