Elon Musk challenges Johnny Depp to cage fight

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Let's just keep getting dumber with it

The next logical step is Trump challenging all three of them.
 
Imagine the human scar tissue that is Mickey Rourke being in a bare knuckle cage fight. There is no picture grotesque enough for what he would look like after being hit 3-4 times.
Mickey is a trained boxer and wrestler, he could fuck shit up if he wanted, he probably feels nothing in that plastic face anyway.
 
One of the most bitch things guys do is fight over women. Elon and Johnny are what they are because people around them let them be that. Im sure it would look like a fight between two older men who have never been in a fight. Musk is a piece of shit if he was pursuing another man's wife, but I suspect it was the other way around. Even then why be mad at Elon, be mad at yourself for wifing a crazy woman who doesn't respect your dumb ass.
 
I would pay to watch the fight, hopefully Depp beats his ass, I am not even anti-Musk, I think it would just look pretty funny if he gets his bottom smashed bei little Depp xD
 
Even then why be mad at Elon, be mad at yourself for wifing a crazy woman who doesn't respect your dumb ass.
It's not like they behave like that when you meet and fall in love with them.
Usually not even in the first six months.

Shit starts falling apart when they know you are in love with them.

I pity Depp.
 
I recently discovered one of the girls in the Jizz In My Pants video played Meadow Soprano. Dunno how I didn't notice it before.
Haha, I watched that video two minutes ago and I for the first time noticed how alike they look, but I didn't think it was actually her.
 
I wonder if any of them ever jokingly called her amber head. Bet she's a total slut.

Elon musk is a piece of shit why is pretending he wasn't fucking her when the whole world knows.
 
Depp would kill Elon. Never mess with someone who has been emotionally hurt and has nothing else to lose.
 
...Are we so starved for news that something that was known for almost a year becomes drama because of corona chan? POS Musk. When are you going to make 2d real and stop chasing taken 3d shit? Motherfucker.
 
This was from a NYT profile


didnt come off as serious in context

"If Johnny wants a cage fight, just let me know," Mr. Musk said mischievously, breaking into his famous giggle.
 
It's not like they behave like that when you meet and fall in love with them.
Usually not even in the first six months.

Shit starts falling apart when they know you are in love with them.

I pity Depp.

I don't buy that at all. People like that aren't able to hide their true nature, but someone like Depp who's pretty much a drunk from what I understand are probably pretty easy marks.
 
Yes being driven by by emotion is super effective in fights 😂

Neither of them is a trained fighter afaik. In those situations whoever is willing to be the dirtiest wins, and Depp has nothing to lose anymore.
 
One of the most bitch things guys do is fight over women. Elon and Johnny are what they are because people around them let them be that. Im sure it would look like a fight between two older men who have never been in a fight. Musk is a piece of shit if he was pursuing another man's wife, but I suspect it was the other way around. Even then why be mad at Elon, be mad at yourself for wifing a crazy woman who doesn't respect your dumb ass.

Wasnt this an ancient text from Depp? It was probably sent in the heat of the moment.

musk took lesson when he was younger
And don't forget that worst comes to worst, Musk can just pull at Depp's hair. If Depp tries that on Elon, he'll just end up with a fist full of plugs.
 
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