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[Beefy]

You aint. Germany ist younger

England apparently.

 

[Carl2291]

Vardy on for the last half hour.

 

[tomtom94]

I like Kane, but he's looking a bit too tired out there tonight. Hope Vardy comes on sooner rather than later.

 

[MrS]

This is like watching Spurs

Aye, because the England team is full of Tottenham's bottlers

 

[bryanee]

...lol this ID:R advert with the ex England footie players at the start.

 

[brokenbeans]

We need a goal so bad, we've played so well.

 

[Oriel]

Irish commentator just had a little freakout at Sterling for not taking the chances given to him.

Think he was saying how he would be if he was on the touchline. Pretty weird though. Thought he was being mugged in the commentary stands. Still better commo than ITV's "we're so bloody fantastic" spiel mind you.

 

[Gandalf]

We're playing well, better than I expected... Just need that bloody goal.

 

[ChubbleDucks]

...lol this ID:R advert with the ex England footie players at the start.

Brilliant but tacky

 

[Acorn]

I'll never understand why anyone employs Ian Wright for insight into fucking anything.

Go back to chicken tonight adverts you annoying twat.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Surely England is going to score in the second half...right?

 

[Steve.1981]

Not the end of the world, but you lot probably should be ahead by now.

 

[brokenbeans]

Mouth breather off and Kane on pls

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

That's got me hyped as fuck :lol.

 

[CrayToes]

I like Kane, but he's looking a bit too tired out there tonight. Hope Vardy comes on sooner rather than later.

This isn't the right game for him. Sturridge & Vardy would've been far more effective in that first half.

 

[Baleoce]

Roy needs to rethink this formation. This team needs both Vardy and Kane up front feeding off Dier Alli and Rooney. Have Walker Cahill and Smalling steady at the back, and give Clyne and Rose the freedom of the two wings.

 

[Rug Monkey]

You aint. Germany ist younger

read it here. Average squad 25.8

 

[Jamie OD]

Think he was saying how he would be if he was on the touchline. Pretty weird though. Thought he was being mugged in the commentary stands. Still better commo than ITV's "we're so bloody fantastic" spiel mind you.

I thought I sat on the remote and turned the volume up.

The clip I'm talking about: https://twitter.com/RobV96/status/741717900373987328

 

[Hasney]

Independance Day ad was great. Was already groaning that they were banging on about Euro '96 a-fucking-gain and the twist was awesome.

 

[Fistwell]

Rooney looking dowright ancient wtf.

 

[bryanee]

Brilliant but tacky

lol yeah. I thought for a second we were getting a Euro 96 documentary.

 

[MrS]

Mouth breather off and Kane on pls

Kane is on, son

 

[KingSnake]

Russia was so bad in the first half. No construction, shitty positioning, not running enough. Players are afraid to carry the ball. Worst team so far.

 

[sora87]

If england can't score against this russia squad there is no hope, nooooooo hope

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Seaman looked fat in the advert.

 

[Oriel]

buzzing about that half. we look like a team lads.

get that mug kane off for vardy or sturridge and we're gravy

Ye wot mate?! England should be at least 2 goals up at this stage.

 

[Dinda]

read it here. Average squad 25.8

That was before Rüdiger got injured? The called in Tah instead of him, and now Germany is the youngest i think.

 

[stay gold]

Rooney looking dowright ancient wtf.

He's looked rough since he was 16 to be fair lol.

 

[brokenbeans]

Kane is on, son

Lol Vardy

 

[Hasney]

Seaman looked fat in the advert.

He went on that Thomas Brolin diet.

 

[Fistwell]

He's looked rough since he was 16 to be fair lol.

looks like he has patches of skin (and clumps of hair) coming off...

 

[John Dunbar]

i hope russia wins this group and ukraine finishes 3rd in theirs for a chance to see those two countries play. draaaaaaaaaamaaaaaa.

 

[MrS]

This bloke on ITV is somehow more irritating than Chiles. How is that even possible?

 

[Empty]

Ye wot mate?! England should be at least 2 goals up at this stage.

it's half time the group stage, in a tournament designed to be reaaaaallly hard to get knocked out in the group stage

the fact that england are playing well as a team is far more important for our tournament than rusty finishing meaning we don't have a great result settled yet.

 

[pheron]

read it here. Average squad 25.8

Yeah, England was the youngest side with the average age of 23.84. But since Germany had to replace Antonio Rüdiger (23) with Jonathan Tah (20) a few days ago the average age of Germany decreased to 23.81.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

i hope russia wins this group and ukraine finishes 3rd in theirs for a chance to see those two countries play. draaaaaaaaaamaaaaaa.

...i can back this

they'd need to borrow the music from eurovision for extra salt

 

[Croyles]

read it here. Average squad 25.8

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...age-v-experience-and-most-represented-leagues

Don't know who to believe anymore!

 

[ShinRPGamer]

i hope russia wins this group and ukraine finishes 3rd in theirs for a chance to see those two countries play. draaaaaaaaaamaaaaaa.

If that wouldn't be the dirtiest game of the tournament...

 

[Acorn]

This bloke on ITV is somehow more irritating than Chiles. How is that even possible?

Tyldesley or Wright?

 

[Deaf Spacker]

He went on that Thomas Brolin diet.

Haha fucking hell!

 

[Chocolate & Vanilla]

Tyldesley or Wright?

They are all shit. It's ITV.

 

[Oriel]

it's half time the group stage, in a tournament designed to be reaaaaallly hard to get knocked out in the group stage

the fact that england are playing well as a team is far more important for our tournament than rusty finishing meaning we don't have a great result settled yet.

That's a fantastic way of spinning things.

 

[MudoSkills]

What I would like more than an England win is for Glenn Hoddle to never be allowed to commentate ever again.

 

[Acorn]

They are all shit. It's ITV.

Dixon is alright. But yeah you're right lol

 

[T-Rex.]

Do it, Roy.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Man this Cookie Monster-Siri commercial never fails to put a smile on my face.

 

[brokenbeans]

Man this Cookie Monster-Siri commercial never fails to put a smile on my face.

My cat is obsessed with Cookie Monster

 

[2700]

Bring on Rushford.

Continue the dream.

 

[MrS]

Tyldesley or Wright?

Nah the presenter, no idea what his name is. The posh cunt

 

[Acorn]

Hmm a mafia advert- weird game is like 4 months off or something.