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[Misha]

I feel your pain.

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Shareef

becomes Sheriff, Shiraffe, Shareena, Shaqeef, Shoffy (?!), Sasha... you name it. It's not even that hard.

If you're getting Sasha from someone who is Slavic, its just a common nickname for people with names that fit. Sasha, Pasha, Misha etc.

Tho I'm not exactly an expert in this. Just a general thing that I've observed

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

we're meeting up again :>

*thumbs up* Best of luck to you!

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

When I was born my parents almost named me Isaiah. Good lord am I glad they changed their minds to "Matthew" at the last minute. Thank god.

At least it wasn't Andrew. All Andrew's are douchebags.

 

[FloatOn]

I used to get "seethe" pretty often. How Seth becomes that I have no idea but now that Seth is a bit more common people are better about pronouncing my name.

 

[Jobbs]

At least it wasn't Andrew. All Andrew's are douchebags.

I have no argument with Andrew unless he goes by "Drew" in which case I do.

Todd, Justin, Brayden, Jeremy, and (controversial one incoming) Chris, though? I have a problem

I used to get "seethe" pretty often. How Seth becomes that I have no idea but now that Seth is a bit more common people are better about pronouncing my name.

Seethe The Scaleless

 

[Ceallach]

I know a lot of Christophers. The good generally go by that and the assholes by Chris. I call them Christ tho.

 

[FloatOn]

Yo Jobbs did you see that surface studio video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0&feature=youtu.be

as an artist I bet this would be pretty good for your work.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

we're meeting up again :>

GO GO TRAB

 

[friskykillface]

Haha my professor destroyed the entire class just now
No one answered her question about the reading and she goes "that's why a lot of you failed the exam" hhhhyfjyghjygh

 

[Horse Detective]

Bento and I can't escape the bed :<

 

[Jobbs]

I know a lot of Christophers. The good generally go by that and the assholes by Chris. I call them Christ tho.

I have long had a theory that most girls have a shitty friendzoned clingy asshole douchebag named Chris who never gives up

Yo Jobbs did you see that surface studio video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0&feature=youtu.be

as an artist I bet this would be pretty good for your work.

That looks really cool. Right now I use an intuos pro tablet (with the left 20% or so not working for some reason ). I'm very used to not looking at my hands while I draw and have never had any great desire to do the "draw on screen" stuff. Seems like my hand would get in the way. Maybe if I tried it more I'd grow to like it.

Bento and I can't escape the bed :<

it's known to happen

 

[FloatOn]

That looks really cool. Right now I use an intuos pro tablet (with the left 20% or so not working for some reason ). I'm very used to not looking at my hands while I draw and have never had any great desire to do the "draw on screen" stuff. Seems like my hand would get in the way. Maybe if I tried it more I'd grow to like it.

once those ghost song checks start coming in you'll have to pick one of these up. They only start at 3k.

I love the dial peripheral. The whole thing is so futuristic looking.

 

[Horse Detective]

Its just rainy and cold outside and we are like lazy cats

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Is gaf really slow to anyone? Feels like it.

 

[Jobbs]

Its just rainy and cold outside and we are like lazy cats

say hi to bento

Is gaf really slow to anyone? Feels like it.

yep, very

 

[Professor Beef]

Is gaf really slow to anyone? Feels like it.

Took ages just to load up the reply page for me.

 

[InfiniteBento]

say hi to bento

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Simone Giertz is my waifu.

 

[Professor Beef]

try not to bend his wookie

 

[Nerdkiller]

try not to bend his wookie

Don't get him talking about his cat's breath while you're there.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I have long had a theory that most girls have a shitty friendzoned clingy asshole douchebag named Chris who never gives up

it is true :O

 

[Xiao Hu]

If you're getting Sasha from someone who is Slavic, its just a common nickname for people with names that fit. Sasha, Pasha, Misha etc.

Tho I'm not exactly an expert in this. Just a general thing that I've observed

I never understood why we shorten Alexander into Sasha in Russian :S
______

Btw, microeconomics poopy. Plus the organizational structure at my uni is poopy too. I want to have normal business administration classes again

 

[Jobbs]

yay! hiii

it is true :O

I knew it. Chris Theory is something I first came up with over a decade ago when I met a girl who had some shithead friendzoned fool named Chris attached to her at the hip not letting anyone talk to her directly.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Microeconomic puppy

 

[FloatOn]

I got my tuition reimbursement sorted. I should be getting a check soon

I may be using those funds to purchase a new vehicle

 

[Josh with a J]

Getting a week head start on no shave November

 

[liliththepale]

I've never friend zoned a Chris.

The worst thing people do to my name is spell it the normal way (Lily) like I should have.

This bed is so warm and soft.

 

[Josh with a J]

My bestfriend is named chris I'll ask him

 

[Xiao Hu]

I've never friend zoned a Chris.

The worst thing people do to my name is spell it the normal way (Lily) like I should have.

This bed is so warm and soft.

Hehe, now if only you would know how to spell my real real name....the mistakes I have witnessed in spelling and pronunciation are terrifying &#128557;

 

[Foxix Von]

I have long had a theory that most girls have a shitty friendzoned clingy asshole douchebag named Chris who never gives up

Maybe this is my dating problem. That's not my name but 70% of the time I introduce myself they mispronounce it and call me Chris or Christian.

Including my own grandmother.

*shudder*

So I'm betting that after that initial mistake/connection is made in the brain I immediate become their best gay friend even though I'm neither if those things.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Don't let the door hit ya on the way out!

 

[Ceallach]

It's just something about the type of guy who takes a great strong name like Christopher and shortens it to the weak Chris.

Only exception is Chris Valentine

 

[toadsworth]

People pronounce my name seen. There's an a in there fools

 

[Misha]

I never understood why we shorten Alexander into Sasha in Russian :S

My best guess is it's like

"Alec SAND er"

Tho I don't know how that shakes out with a Russian accent and in Cyrillic.

 

[liliththepale]

My brother is learning to be such a fine young man

 

[trab pu kcip]

My brother is learning to be such a fine young man

DICKS OUT

::summons jobbs::

 

[Jobbs]

DICKS OUT

::summons jobbs::

for harambeee

I'm like yo
They took my bro Harambe
Like NO
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Harambe! Are you OK Harambe!?"
No he was dead
You took him too soon man he was so cool
He was the coolest gorilla up in his whole school
How dare you take away my gorilla my best friend
Yeah foreal man this hate has gotta end

 

[trab pu kcip]

for harambeee

I'm like yo
They took my bro Harambe
Like NO
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Harambe! Are you OK Harambe!?"
No he was dead
You took him too soon man he was so cool
He was the coolest gorilla up in his whole school
How dare you take away my gorilla my best friend
Yeah foreal man this hate has gotta end

IT'S JOBBS!
why isn't there a gif for this

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

for harambeee

I'm like yo
They took my bro Harambe
Like NO
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Harambe! Are you OK Harambe!?"
No he was dead
You took him too soon man he was so cool
He was the coolest gorilla up in his whole school
How dare you take away my gorilla my best friend
Yeah foreal man this hate has gotta end

Jobb's mixtape.mp3

 

[toadsworth]

new cat poop scooper AND sweatpants coming in the mail today

i can't contain my excitement

 

[liliththepale]

for harambeee

I'm like yo
They took my bro Harambe
Like NO
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Harambe! Are you OK Harambe!?"
No he was dead
You took him too soon man he was so cool
He was the coolest gorilla up in his whole school
How dare you take away my gorilla my best friend
Yeah foreal man this hate has gotta end

Hahaha

You're too much, captain

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

new cat poop scooper AND sweatpants coming in the mail today

i can't contain my excitement

Liar

 

[Xiao Hu]

for harambeee

I'm like yo
They took my bro Harambe
Like NO
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Harambe! Are you OK Harambe!?"
No he was dead
You took him too soon man he was so cool
He was the coolest gorilla up in his whole school
How dare you take away my gorilla my best friend
Yeah foreal man this hate has gotta end

Took me a while to notice that it rhymes &#128588;&#128588;&#128588;

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Bento and I can't escape the bed :<

What happened to Devolution???

 

[Foxix Von]

My receiver finally updated to support dtsx &#128525; I'm in heaven.

As I continue to be made of girl repellant. So thirsty ;_;

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I'm drunk

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Going for dinner with this girl. She says she has a pretty friend that wants to come with and that I should bring a friend to meet her. She sends me a picture and she is drop dead gorgeous. I sent out a text too all my single guy friends and nobody is responding. I don't get it.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I got timedog and Horse Detective confused :S

#AllHipstersAreTheSame

 

[Xiao Hu]

Going for dinner with this girl. She says she has a pretty friend that wants to come with and that I should bring a friend to meet her. She sends me a picture and she is drop dead gorgeous. I sent out a text too all my single guy friends and nobody is responding. I don't get it.

Perhaps I can make it in time

 

[Foxix Von]

Going for dinner with this girl. She says she has a pretty friend that wants to come with and that I should bring a friend to meet her. She sends me a picture and she is drop dead gorgeous. I sent out a text too all my single guy friends and nobody is responding. I don't get it.

I'm ready to book a flight.