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[toadsworth]

This scoop is fucking huge. It's for cats not mountain lions damn

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Perhaps I can make it in time

I'm ready to book a flight.

If you can make it to Victoria BC Canada in 4 and a half hours you are more than welcome.


I feel like its almost making me look bad like I dont have anh friends or something. This is crazy and strange to me that I cant find anyone.

 

[Vazra]

When your thirst is quenched twice for a day the next day the thirst is double. Good lord.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I need a Gatorade for my thirst.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Rainwater Gatorade GOAT

 

[liliththepale]

Now we're getting out competed by blown glass?

Smdh.

That's because you blow glass once and it stays hard for the rest of your life.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Hmmm. Maybe this is gods way of telling me I need to have a threesome.

 

[Vazra]

Hmmm. Maybe this is gods way of telling me I need to have a threesome.

Im in. Who is the other gaffer? JB?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Im in. Who is the other gaffer? JB?

Lol. That doesnt exactly seem fair.

Edit: yay a friend came thu!

 

[Vazra]

Lol. That doesnt exactly seem fair.

Edit: yay a friend came thu!

I'll be the ham of the sandwich.

 

[Horse Detective]

What happened to Devolution???

Man you are so confused. I don't even have a joke for this.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

NBA > NFL

Sorry brehs

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Man you are so confused. I don't even have a joke for this.

I got you and timedog confused

Sorry

 

[Vazra]

NBA > NFL

Sorry brehs

Thats like comparing solid poop and diarrhea. Its all still shit.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I'll be the ham of the sandwich.

Ham sandwiches require extra mayo.

*pukes*

 

[Vazra]

Ham sandwiches require extra mayo.

*pukes*

Puking through your mouth or your ... 😏

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

That Warriors vs Spurs game was so hype last night

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Going for dinner with this girl. She says she has a pretty friend that wants to come with and that I should bring a friend to meet her. She sends me a picture and she is drop dead gorgeous. I sent out a text too all my single guy friends and nobody is responding. I don't get it.

Where you at brotha

 

[trab pu kcip]

That's because you blow glass once and it stays hard for the rest of your life.

!!!!!!!

 

[Nerdkiller]

IT'S JOBBS!
why isn't there a gif for this

Just Frinkiac it.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Where you at brotha

Canada bro. Going to go eat ribs then get drunk I think.

I'll have one for your Bday.

Its my Bday next week but Ill be 32. God dammit.

 

[AcridMeat]

I could use a beer, but it's gonna be solid H 2 0 TODAY!

we're meeting up again :>

DDDDDDDDDDDDD

I got timedog and Horse Detective confused :S

#AllHipstersAreTheSame

Oh man, having met Timedog this is hilarious.

 

[toadsworth]

I had that kinda day at work where you go home and immediately send out job applications

 

[AcridMeat]

I had that kinda day at work where you go home and immediately send out job applications

Oh man yeah I know this very well.

 

[Jobbs]

Canada bro. Going to go eat ribs then get drunk I think.

I'll have one for your Bday.

Its my Bday next week but Ill be 32. God dammit.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I had that kinda day at work where you go home and immediately send out job applications

Haha, I resigned one week ago from my old job and haven't applied for anything yet.

 

[Foxix Von]

If you can make it to Victoria BC Canada in 4 and a half hours you are more than welcome.


I feel like its almost making me look bad like I dont have anh friends or something. This is crazy and strange to me that I cant find anyone.

I actually live in northern Washington state... This is feasible 😂

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Oh man, having met Timedog this is hilarious.

They're practically twins.

 

[toadsworth]

Haha, I resigned one week ago from my old job and haven't applied for anything yet.

I would be an anxious wreck if I did this. Props to you

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

They're practically twins.

:0

!!!!!!!!!

 

[Xiao Hu]

I would be an anxious wreck if I did this. Props to you

I'm studying, plus I don't have that many expanses since I'm living with my family again. Besides college students in Germany get an allowance from the state if the parents are not too wealthy.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Jobbsy you salty land lumber

Have you been lumberjacking lately😂

 

[Pancake Mix]

Going for dinner with this girl. She says she has a pretty friend that wants to come with and that I should bring a friend to meet her. She sends me a picture and she is drop dead gorgeous. I sent out a text too all my single guy friends and nobody is responding. I don't get it.

Obviously a trap. Nobody wants to meet other people irl.

 

[FUME5]

That's because you blow glass once and it stays hard for the rest of your life.

I want you to imagine the look I am giving you right now.

 

[Vazra]

I want you to imagine the look I am giving you right now.

or

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I want you to imagine the look I am giving you right now.

It is not a good look

 

[liliththepale]

I want you to imagine the look I am giving you right now.

 

[FUME5]

Similar to the last second of this gif, but manlier.

 

[Ceallach]

Lili with the truth bombs.

 

[Vazra]

Dude 1 wanted to meet again today. LORD. I told him no but asked him to go grab a coffee together tomorrow in the morning and maybe walk a bit if he has time. #SoBlessed

 

[Xiao Hu]

Dude 1 wanted to meet again today. LORD. I told him no but asked him to go grab a coffee together tomorrow in the morning and maybe walk a bit if he has time. #SoBlessed

Are you building up a harem over there?

 

[Vazra]

Are you building up a harem over there?

Its just 2 guys Ive played fooled around with but there are plenty of guys asking me to go out. NotJobbs is guy 2 and he is a keeper despite his voice and behavior being different than expected.

Spoiler

He swallowed.

 

[fengshuifever]

The Domino's Gears of War pizza cross promotion over here is so dumb and beautiful at the same time.

#Vegerama_Swarm

 

[Xiao Hu]

Its just 2 guys Ive played fooled around with but there are plenty of guys asking me to go out. NotJobbs is guy 2 and he is a keeper despite his voice and behavior being different than expected.

Spoiler

He swallowed.

I'm jelly :|

 

[Screaming Meat]

My name is Aithbreac, so yeah it sucks

Lovely name though. Where's it from?

If you're getting Sasha from someone who is Slavic, its just a common nickname for people with names that fit. Sasha, Pasha, Misha etc.

Tho I'm not exactly an expert in this. Just a general thing that I've observed

I don't think they're Slavic, I think they're lazy.

 

[AcridMeat]

Dang

My gf and I are having You're The Worst withdrawals.

 

[Misha]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1300771


Huh

 

[FUME5]

The Domino's Gears of War pizza cross promotion over here is so dumb and beautiful at the same time.

#Vegerama_Swarm

It's so stupid.

#Fenix_Meatlovers

 

[Vazra]

I'm jelly :|

You can be guy 3 but 1 in heart 😘

 

[fengshuifever]

It's so stupid.

#Fenix_Meatlovers

The fact that the hashtags are the actual pizza names are my favourite part. Haha

God I love dumb videogame marketing campaigns