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[Misha]

I have a vw gti and I love driving it, but I cannot handle the crazies I'm sharing the road with.

Yeah the issue with driving isn't driving. It's other people

 

[DrM]

I have a vw gti and I love driving it, but I cannot handle the crazies I'm sharing the road with.

Golf? That nice. I also have one, but it is not GTI

 

[FeenixRising]

Wear it to just hang out at the mall or just do everyday stuff.

Considering there's folks that go total commando, wearing a jock doesn't seemed far fetched. Depends on what type you want though, designer or sports.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Like... I'm not even gay...? Or a woman? I was so confused. 😂

I just assumed you were a woman due to how conservative the question sounded.

So basically its only function (wealth signaling) is useless to people who already know you're rich, which is why you're much more likely to find one in a middle class neighborhood than a rich one.

Ha. It's 100% a luxury vehicle in a place with snow. As for its use as something other than a status symbol, there are ones that are purportedly wonderful to drive. Even if I had the money I likely wouldn't buy one in favour of a more affordable sports car.

A dearth of road courses within a few hours' drive also curtails my sports car ambitions and relegates it to simulations.

I would either like a Ford fiesta st, or the Ecoboost model that only comes with a manual transmission. I miss shifting gears.

Have a little Mazda 2 with a stick. Lovely little thing, it's like a FWD Miata and it's trivial to (safely) terrify passengers on curved ramps, practically cocking the inside rear like a good little puppy/hot hatch (but at 100hp, it's decidedly not hot).

 

[FloatOn]

cocking the inside rear like a good little puppy

 

[Misha]

Philosophical question: does a reference require acknowledgement to be justified?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Updated my license today and the picture didn't even look bad. Success. Fuck paying late fees though. Nearly $100 just for a new picture? Highway robbery.

 

[trab pu kcip]

just to be sure...this is fake, right?

Hello,
I just read your email regarding my 1 room apartment. The apartment is available, fully furnished and renovated, but if you want, you can rent it unfurnished. In the apartment is a sofa-bed, but if you want we can replace it. You can rent my apartment for unlimited period but a minimum period is 2 months. The monthly total rent for the whole flat is 400 € (including utilities, heating costs, internet, parking). The rent will not increase throughout the rental period. You can use my furniture, or you can also use your own if you prefer. If you decide to use your own, you will have access to a large, well-ventilated cellar, where you can store my furniture. I will not have a problem if you want to keep a pet in the house, as long as nothing is damaged.
I introduce myself briefly, my name is Katja Ronchin and i work like Surgeon doctor in London. My job doesn't allow me travel too much but this won't affect us at all because i can make arrangements for rent using a major real estate agency called Airbnb (www.Airbnb.com) specialized in international rentals, to represent me. They can manage the monthly rents, provide assistance and protection for both. If you decide to rent my flat reply me to explain the whole process step by step.

Kind regards from United Kingdom!

 

[Foxix Von]

I just assumed you were a woman due to how conservative the question sounded.

*finally meets landlord*

Him: "So, do you smoke?"

Me: "No, sir."

*later*

Him: "So, you really don't smoke?"

Me: "Sir, people make 3 major incorrect assumptions about me: that I carry a lighter, that I've got a spare cigarette, and that I'm gay."

Him: "So you're neither of those things, then?"

Me: 😑😑

 

[Misha]

just to be sure...this is fake, right?

Well if they have an account through airbnb I'd assume that it's "legit" only issue is if there are laws in Germany limiting long term occupancy without certain permits. Could be illegal to do airbnb long term which would explain a lot


Also writing style is weird

 

[DrM]

just to be sure...this is fake, right?

It is. That Katja name was already used in AirBNB scams before

 

[SolVanderlyn]

*finally meets landlord*

Him: "So, do you smoke?"

Me: "No, sir."

*later*

Him: "So, you really don't smoke?"

Me: "Sir, people make 3 major incorrect assumptions about me: that I carry a lighter, that I've got a spare cigarette, and that I'm gay."

Him: "So you're neither of those things, then?"

Me: ����

People frequently assume I'm gay and smoke weed for some reason. I guess I'm just a gay looking, spacy looking dude? I dunno.

Assumptions are always fun to be on the receiving end of.

 

[Jobbs]

People frequently assume I'm gay and smoke weed for some reason. I guess I'm just a gay looking, spacy looking dude? I dunno.

Assumptions are always fun to be on the receiving end of.

People tend to assume I'm a lot more of an intellectual than I actually am. I ain't that smartz.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

[Vaz]

What? It's a trait of spirited driving of short-wheelbase FWD cars.

People tend to assume I'm a lot more of an intellectual than I actually am. I ain't that smartz.

 

[trab pu kcip]

It is. That Katja name was already used in AirBNB scams before

man this makes it even harder to find something. place didnt even look special or anything >.<

 

[Jobbs]

man this makes it even harder to find something. place didnt even look special or anything >.<

My, how clean your teeth are! &#128079;

 

[liliththepale]

People tend to assume I have less technical and nerdy inclination than I do

When I was explaining one of my costumes to my coworker he's like really, you play video games?!


Also what's with this sideways avatar trend?

 

[trab pu kcip]

My, how clean your teeth are! &#128079;

I'd touch your hands

 

[Professor Beef]

My relatives thought I was gay for years because I didn't have a girlfriend. Yeah I don't really keep in touch with them anymore.

 

[Xiao Hu]

People tend to assume I have less technical and nerdy inclination than I do

When I was explaining one of my costumes to my coworker he's like really, you play video games?!


Also what's with this sideways avatar trend?

Just imagine their faces when you tell them that you do one of those super marios on your own! &#128540;

 

[Vazra]

The ones that dont know Im gay tend to think that im shy lol

 

[Jobbs]

I'd touch your hands

is that.. gay? bro conference

Also what's with this sideways avatar trend?

The lettering was too small with it not sideways.

 

[trab pu kcip]

People tend to assume I have less technical and nerdy inclination than I do

When I was explaining one of my costumes to my coworker he's like really, you play video games?!


Also what's with this sideways avatar trend?

we couldnt fit in the text otherwise ;(
also it's the clean trend


also oh you're a gamer girl?? hiii ))

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

The ones that dont know Im gay tend to think that im shy lol

Yeah, you sure seem shy.

Hey, did you send me a party invite on XBL the other day? I got one out of the blue from a name I didn't recognize but after I'd dismissed it I recognized that the tag had started with 'vaz' (it was like 'vazeter' or something).

 

[Nerdkiller]

Hey Lili, you get rid of your blue hair or something?

 

[Vazra]

Yeah, you sure seem shy.

Hey, did you send me a party invite on XBL the other day? I got one out of the blue from a name I didn't recognize but after I'd dismissed it I recognized that the tag had started with 'vaz' (it was like 'vazeter' or something).

Nope I got no xbox breh

 

[Foxix Von]

People frequently assume I'm gay and smoke weed for some reason. I guess I'm just a gay looking, spacy looking dude? I dunno.

Assumptions are always fun to be on the receiving end of.

Yeah I guess there must be something about my appearance that screams, "tobacco loving homosexual"

¯_(&#12484_/¯

 

[liliththepale]

Hey Lili, you get rid of your blue hair or something?

Yeah. There was too much emotional baggage after leaving my previous boyfriend and his pet name for me being Blue.

we couldnt fit in the text otherwise ;(
also it's the clean trend


also oh you're a gamer girl?? hiii ))

The other way around actually. He doesn't play them and now he thinks less of me. Oh well. My other coworkers are all cool.

 

[Vazra]

As a confirmed and verified homosexual: WOULD SMOKE YOUR TOBACCO.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Yeah I guess there must be something about my appearance that screams, "tobacco loving homosexual"

¯_(&#12484_/¯

I'm not gonna lie... there kind of is.

You're a good looking guy though, so it's not a bad thing. But I can totally see it lol

The other way around actually. He doesn't play them and now he thinks less of me. Oh well. My other coworkers are all cool.

I've had co-workers/friends do this to me regarding games too. Speaking of judgmental people.

 

[Professor Beef]

Yeah I guess there must be something about my appearance that screams, "tobacco loving homosexual"

¯_(&#12484_/¯

Looking like you smoke a carton a day tbh

 

[Fall Into The GAF]

Depending where you live, people are always going to hit you up for smokes because they can't afford their habit. It's especially bad if they orbit around the gas station when you're just going there for some Game Fuel because you're a tr00 g4m3r (like yours truly).

 

[fengshuifever]

So the weekend away was pretty good, we went up north to stay at the girlfriend's friend's beachhouse for Oktoberfest with my brother.
We were super thankful to be back home with just each other though and we both had the realisation that my older brother is a high schooler in a 30 year olds body and her friends are a bunch of miserable fucks.

Me and her were laughing at a bunch of photobooth strips in her purse with me and her charting her journey of getting progressively drunker and friskier haha

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yeah I guess there must be something about my appearance that screams, "tobacco loving homosexual"

¯_(&#12484_/¯

you dress nicely. that's probably an attribute somehow connected to gay people

 

[Foxix Von]

As a confirmed and verified homosexual: WOULD SMOKE YOUR TOBACCO.

I'm not gonna lie... there kind of is.

You're a good looking guy though, so it's not a bad thing. But I can totally see it lol


I've had co-workers/friends do this to me regarding games too. Speaking of judgmental people.

Looking like you smoke a carton a day tbh

lol, Vaz, Godsdamnit!

I just can't win. &#128514;&#128514;&#128514; it doesn't even matter how I dress either. When I'm in work attire I still get the same responses from people.

Like, what is it exactly?

 

[toadsworth]

Now I want some cigarettes

Golf? That nice. I also have one, but it is not GTI

It's a pretty awesome car. Love the way it handles and people never expect it to go as fast as it does

 

[Foxix Von]

you dress nicely. that's probably an attribute somehow connected to gay people

That could be it? My work attire is slightly newer than most of my co-workers'. Hmmm. &#129300; They typically show up in jeans and Seahawks jerseys.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Been rocking a new haircut for while now &#128526;

 

[Foxix Von]

Been rocking a new haircut for while now &#128526;

&#128077; I dig it.

 

[Misha]

lol, Vaz, Godsdamnit!

I just can't win. &#128514;&#128514;&#128514; it doesn't even matter how I dress either. When I'm in work attire I still get the same responses from people.

Like, what is it exactly?

Your hair and glasses stay with your work attire id assume. Still fits the whole nicely dressed stylish thing

 

[Foxix Von]

Your hair and glasses stay with your work attire id assume. Still fits the whole nicely dressed stylish thing

Hair, yes. Glasses, no.

I have a separate set of glasses I wear to work that I felt were more professional...

 

[toadsworth]

Dang you are stylish. I've had the same glasses for like 4 years that I wear all day every day

 

[FloatOn]

Dude memorizing the names of classical pieces is hard

 

[trab pu kcip]

That could be it? My work attire is slightly newer than most of my co-workers'. Hmmm. &#129300; They typically show up in jeans and Seahawks jerseys.

It definitely is. But don't worry about it. This world needs more dudes that take good care of themselves

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Been rocking a new haircut for while now &#55357;&#56846;

I approve.

Dude memorizing the names of classical pieces is hard

Like, music?

 

[FloatOn]

Like, music?

Yeah I'm taking this music appreciation class rn

 

[Xiao Hu]

&#128077; I dig it.

I approve.

Thanks

I grew tired of the man bun. Plus the hair loss was kind of frightening &#128561;

 

[trab pu kcip]

Been rocking a new haircut for while now &#128526;

xiao on his 11th birthday

 

[Xiao Hu]

xiao on his 11th birthday

I turned 24 last week...

 

[Vazra]

Been rocking a new haircut for while now &#128526;

Now serving jailbait show me your id before I ask anything.