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[smokeandmirrors]

Gurl I matched with is really cool and is really into me.

I'm gonna go along with this and I'm excited to see where this goes.

 

[trab pu kcip]

They could cast Lea in iZombie and not even need a makeup pass

lol true. same goes 4 snow white tho

edit: when I move I want a framed picture of this and hang it on me wall:

 

[Josh with a J]

And the night begins! I'm headed out, hope everyone has a great Friday

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Congrats! What position are you trying to get?

Pro NeoGAF poster.

Hey, congrats! Is the job almost guaranteed now, or do you have another round to go through?

There's another round, but the interviewer said he was impressed with me and definitely wants to move forward with the process.

Also mustard sandwiches? JB. Man. That isn't a sandwich.

 

[jb1234]

Also mustard sandwiches? JB. Man. That isn't a sandwich.

Stop judging me and bring more tequila.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Stop judging me and bring more tequila.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Jobbs]

it wasn't really a rebound though. you weren't desperately looking for someone to exchange your ex with, you kinda closed down and still were approached by a wonderful human being. you are the luckiest of people


the real rebound story looks like this:
>be me
>be heartbroken beyond believe
>find no cure
>go on okcupid and date the first american airforce dude you find because you want to prove your ex who's the real winner here and also you feel like he's distracting you
>find out he's super nasty and never washed his hands and much worse andsojdfgoijgoiejgkldfmgdfklgmdflkgmdflögmdflkgfdkgjfdg

>die

(

You'll find your lobster 🐙🐙🐙

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

don't you see how pale I am??

Wait does this mean I am also dead?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Another vest selfie

p. sure this is what made me nail the interview

 

[FloatOn]

My showing of doctor strange sold out :O

I had to go for the next time and opt for somewhat shitty seats

 

[Halcyon]

My showing of doctor strange sold out :O

I had to go for the next time and opt for somewhat shitty seats

I want to be you. Let me in bro. Let me inside you.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Dr. Strange looks refreshingly different than other Marvel movies. Which is good because they were getting pretty same-y

 

[toadsworth]

I have a phone interview thursday. Guess I need to buy a vest.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Dr. Strange looks refreshingly different than other Marvel movies. Which is good because they were getting pretty same-y

I'm going to see this next week, hopefully. Will be my first time watching a 3D film. Can't wait to have my mind blown.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

My showing of doctor strange sold out :O

I had to go for the next time and opt for somewhat shitty seats

Me & Bethan had the best seats

Mainly because it was a sofa seat

I have the best local cinemas

 

[FloatOn]

Me & Bethan had the best seats

Mainly because it was a sofa seat

I have the best local cinemas

Yeah this theater is 3 miles from my house has seats you pick out and reclining chairs. I guess this movie is that popular and it's Friday night so I suppose this is the thing to do.

I'm going to see this next week, hopefully. Will be my first time watching a 3D film. Can't wait to have my mind blown.

Mine was Avatar back in the day. That movie gets a lot of shit but watching it in 3d was nuts back then.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

it wasn't really a rebound though. you weren't desperately looking for someone to exchange your ex with, you kinda closed down and still were approached by a wonderful human being. you are the luckiest of people


the real rebound story looks like this:
>be me
>be heartbroken beyond believe
>find no cure
>go on okcupid and date the first american airforce dude you find because you want to prove your ex who's the real winner here and also you feel like he's distracting you
>find out he's super nasty and never washed his hands and much worse andsojdfgoijgoiejgkldfmgdfklgmdflkgmdflögmdflkgfdkgjfdg

>die

Does the military being in play make it more exciting?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

The only problem right now is not enough alcohol in me

 

[toadsworth]

The only problem right now is not enough alcohol in me

Same

also anxiety

 

[AcridMeat]

That's more of a warble

His high held notes are why it took me years to finally get into Radiohead.

It says a lot that Black Swan was the track that made me reconsider.

 

[jb1234]

The only problem right now is not enough alcohol in me

JOIN US.

 

[FloatOn]

His high held notes are why it took me years to finally get into Radiohead.

It says a lot that Black Swan was the track that made me reconsider.

Yeah it is definitely an acquired taste but once you get into it it's pretty much transcendence

 

[AcridMeat]

Testament - Souls Of Black

Yeah man this shit is hot. I don't understand not getting into this ever.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Two full grown men having an intelligent conversation on the eve of our nation's election

 

[Halcyon]

And I'm drunk. PM me for dicpics

Spoiler

Plz don't

 

[Foxix Von]

As we draw closer to the year's end I'm beginning to reflect on my relationships. I now realize that women have a higher than average tendency to hurl objects, slap, and punch me in the face and/or ribs in my presence.

Yesterday I was told that I am arrogant asshole with the charisma of a wet noodle. That someone was surprised I even had a set of testicles and that my very presence causes vaginas to shrivel in my wake as they would rather piss fire and deal with a UTI for a month than ever date me in any capacity.

I am beginning to wonder if the problem is not the people in my life, but rather me. 🤔

 

[jb1234]

As we draw closer to the year's end I'm beginning to reflect on my relationships. I now realize that women have a higher than average tendency to hurl objects, slap, and punch me in the face and/or ribs in my presence.

Yesterday I was told that I am arrogant asshole with the charisma of a wet noodle. That someone was surprised I even had a set of testicles and that my very presence causes vaginas to shovel in my wake as they would rather piss fire and deal with a UTI for a month than ever date me in any capacity.
🤔

Regardless of your strengths and weaknesses, that's a remarkably mean thing to say about someone to their face.

 

[Foxix Von]

Regardless of your strengths and weaknesses, that's a remarkably mean thing to say about someone to their face.

Honestly I'd rather have someone tell me to my face than huddle with a group of friends to make fun of, insult, and draw pictures behind my back. Pretty sure there's still a fun couple of nicely detailed sketches of me as both a giant dick shaped raincloud with penises flying from my mouth and as a emu cutting my wrists. :/

 

[SolVanderlyn]

What did you even do to these people

 

[jb1234]

Honestly I'd rather have someone tell me to my face than huddle with a group of friends to make fun of, insult, and draw pictures behind my back. Pretty sure there's still a fun couple of nicely detailed sketches of me as both a giant dick shaped raincloud with penises flying from my mouth and as a emu cutting my wrists. :/

It's time to make new friends.

 

[liliththepale]

Finally got out of work! My brother is taking me to get some strange this weekend and then I'm going horseback riding with the girlfriend

Honestly I'd rather have someone tell me to my face than huddle with a group of friends to make fun of, insult, and draw pictures behind my back. Pretty sure there's still a fun couple of nicely detailed sketches of me as both a giant dick shaped raincloud with penises flying from my mouth and as a emu cutting my wrists. :/

Wow, that's pretty hypocritical of them. If they don't like how you act then they should ask you to change or stop hanging out with you

 

[Misha]

Doctor Strange was great.

 

[Halcyon]

Doctor Strange was great.

On a scale of 1 to Inception how great was it.

 

[Foxix Von]

What did you even do to these people

So, like, you know how Ramona has this whole league of evil exes? It's kind of like that. My ex girlfriend is close friends with this one married girl I had a slight thing with. In turn the married girl is friends with this one mother I had very regrettable sex with. They all got together to bitch about me after finding out I was dating this one girl who lived with her boyfriend who also happened to be pregnant.

That's the short version. It gets so messy. 😬

Edit: to clarify: these are the old friends. The new friends are the series of people insulting me to my face and or punching and slapping me.

Old friends also slapped/punched/tried throwing things at me occasionally

 

[Misha]

On a scale of 1 to Inception how great was it.

Inception has a better plot but doctor strange is more fun. Its a mainstream comic book movie so it stays digestible enough for the average person but its exactly the kind of thing marvel needs to do to stop getting stale. Might be my favorite after gotg

 

[Foxix Von]

Inception has a better plot but doctor strange is more fun. Its a mainstream comic book movie so it stays digestible enough for the average person but its exactly the kind of thing marvel needs to do to stop getting stale. Might be my favorite after gotg

Saw it last night. Its super enjoyable. It spends too much time explaining itself instead of showing itself but its a REALLY fun movie. Also DO watch in 3D. Does a great job of encapsulating out of body experiences 😂

 

[Halcyon]

Inception has a better plot but doctor strange is more fun. Its a mainstream comic book movie so it stays digestible enough for the average person but its exactly the kind of thing marvel needs to do to stop getting stale. Might be my favorite after gotg

I want to see it so bad. So bad.

Next weekend we are going to the Ross Park mall to go birthday shopping for the Mrs and I want to try and sneak in a movie.

 

[Misha]

Saw it last night. Its super enjoyable. It spends too much time explaining itself instead of showing itself but its a REALLY fun movie. Also DO watch in 3D. Does a great job of encapsulating out of body experiences 😂

There was a huge gap in his training where they could have demonstrated more things. Right after

Spoiler

Everest

it just seemed to jump forward too fast. Don't know how they could have fit it in tho

I want to see it so bad. So bad.

Next weekend we are going to the Ross Park mall to go birthday shopping for the Mrs and I want to try and sneak in a movie.

Do it

 

[Foxix Von]

There was a huge gap in his training where they could have demonstrated more things. Right after

Spoiler

Everest

it just seemed to jump forward too fast. Don't know how they could have fit it in tho

Do it

Spoiler

That annoyed the hell out of me too. Along with constantly talking about the various temples. Like, I get it there's only 3. We know, you know, you don't have to keep repeating yourself. Also I swear if I had heard the word "sling ring" one more time rather than just seeing a cool up close shot of someone's hand casting spells to show if they're wearing the ring or not rather than just calling it out I would have exploded.

 

[Misha]

Spoiler

That annoyed the hell out of me too. Along with constantly talking about the various temples. Like, I get it there's only 3. We know, you know, you don't have to keep repeating yourself. Also I swear if I had heard the word "sling ring" one more time rather than just seeing a cool up close shot of someone's hand casting spells to show if they're wearing the ring or not rather than just calling it out I would have exploded

.

Probably a bit too close to spoiler territory at this point but yeah I get what you mean. My sister thought she was missing something at the end so it was probably necessary for some people

 

[FloatOn]

Just got out of doctor strange myself. Really enjoyed it!

 

[Jobbs]

when you get cockblocked really bad and want to bring up the topic of boundaries later but know you won't because this is rarely a problem anyway but you're frustrated right now in the moment

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

"X was born in a different economic time."

That's not an excuse for your kid being self-centered, dude.

 

[jb1234]

when you get cockblocked really bad and want to bring up the topic of boundaries later but know you won't because this is rarely a problem anyway but you're frustrated right now in the moment

Let me guess. Your GF's bestie AKA new roommate.

 

[toadsworth]

The ending to Inside Out still hits me in the feels even though this is the third time I've seen. That group hug

 

[SolVanderlyn]

The ending to Inside Out still hits me in the feels even though this is the third time I've seen. That group hug

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Honestly I'd rather have someone tell me to my face than huddle with a group of friends to make fun of, insult, and draw pictures behind my back. Pretty sure there's still a fun couple of nicely detailed sketches of me as both a giant dick shaped raincloud with penises flying from my mouth and as a emu cutting my wrists. :/

That's fucking toxic. Get away from these shits.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

130 Am, sitting alone in my room, failing miserably at getting drunk.

Yay life.

 

[zeemumu]

I might have this life thing figured out

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

I might have this life thing figured out

Yah, we all think that from time to time.