Today was a great day. I woke up at midday, submitted my passport application for a cruise, decided to swing by work even though it's my day off so that I could shake hands with Jenny Hill, mayor of Townsville who was touring our building, bonded with Mark, the British guy at work with a mohawk, went to Catus Jacks for two $3 pints of Dragonslayer Ale, talked with a guy about the US election, bought a copy of The Hobbit at Salvos for only $2, as I was walking across the road the guy in front of me had a seizure, I made sure he was okay and waived off traffic with a bunch of council workers until the ambulance came, had a mushroom focccia, the girl at brumbys was real cute, had black freckles all over her face, my highshool girlfreind who may still llike me got broken up with, and she is devastasted, Donald Trump won the US presi-What? Noooooooooo