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- Thread starter liliththepale
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Hasn't moved to Berlin yet. But you can crash in my living room tho
Well I was hoping to take a famous train from Berlin to Trabville. Do you have blankets? I guess I could just sleep on Xiaocouch..
liliththepale
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I just preordered Watch Doggies
thanks for reminding me, Matt
thanks for reminding me, Matt
Dude, we are migrants from the eastern Europe. We're famous for overstocking on everything!
You liked the first one? I found it to be ok, but my interest in the second one is pretty low :/
hahaha
so, apart from the apocalypse, i'm finishing up Season 2 of The Wire. ZIGGY WHY. FUCKNUTS
I love how both seasons 1 and 2 finally get juicy in episodes 7-8. dat pull
liliththepale
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Yeah. I actually loved pretty much everything about it. New one looks better polished and with a more interesting player character in a more interesting city, so as far as I'm concerned it can't lose.
If it doesn't change people who disliked the first one then that's not going to surprise me either, but I'm all aboard.
you're quite welcome.. batman! mahahahaha
I'm getting it for some reason. I think I like that it's kind of silly and stylish now which is what it needed to be. The first one was kind of flat.
trab pu kcip
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You can come here as soon as I moved ✨unless you'd rather prefer xiaos cum infested couch
Chuckie
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Jesus Christ trab hahahha.
motherfucker....
Is there space in the cum infested couch for me? 👀
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
💦💦🛋
trab pu kcip
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See I'm not making this up. My environment is currently 100% cumfree
Nomadic Sparks
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Chuckie
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This is the reason I don't buy anything used that is made of material that could potentially absorb bodily fluids.
Nomadic Sparks
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I'am gonna miss Barack :[
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Mine too :3
But seriously, I've Def like spit cum into my hands and wiped it on a dudes furniture before. I always think about what has happened on furniture even when I am like at friends houses.
trab pu kcip
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Haha on purpose?😂
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Absolutely on purpose. I'm not gonna go find a paperbtowel or something. On couch cusions, on the bottoms of pillows, I've spit it on rugs and rubbed it in with my shoes, lol.
Chuckie
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Lmao. Is it like revenge for them cumming in your mouth without warning or just because they didn't take the time to get a cumrag or tissue ready?
trab pu kcip
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why aren't you?
Nomadic Sparks
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Nomadic Sparks
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CrudeDiatribe
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Facebook, Twitter, real life.
I'm more squicked out by bed bugs than someone else's dried cum (etc).
trab pu kcip
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oooh good call! bed bugs are in my top five of stuff I'm afraid of. idk what's worse...syphilis or bed bugs?
Chuckie
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Bed bugs feeding on dried cum
Baroquemantic
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Jesus. Did not need that mental image lol.
Nomadic Sparks
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trab pu kcip
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I guess I'd rather have cum than bed bugs
would you rather have lice or worms?
would you rather have lice or worms?
Nomadic Sparks
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Stay focused on the day ahead
Stay positive about the future
Close in on the best result for everyone involved
Stay positive about the future
Close in on the best result for everyone involved
Chuckie
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I think worms. They seem to be easier to get rid off.
Fucking gross tho.
Worms feeding on bed bugs feeding on dried cum
CrudeDiatribe
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Syphilis bacteria aren't going to live long in the couch they die if not inside a mammalian host. Dried mammalian cum is not a mammal.
Nomadic Sparks
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🎵every sperm is precious🎶
Alright it seems I've reached the acceptance phase in record time.
Anyone know if there's a thread on stocks and stuff? I figure it's likely that I could make some money on post election fear. Figure I need to put myself in an even better position considering things like I might not have healthcare that covers my specific medical expenses in the future
Anyone know if there's a thread on stocks and stuff? I figure it's likely that I could make some money on post election fear. Figure I need to put myself in an even better position considering things like I might not have healthcare that covers my specific medical expenses in the future
Exactly. Play the hand you're dealt
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Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Most people did. She won the popular vote.
Let's watch the coming weeks, I still expect some stronger volatility as soon as Trump clears things up especially in regard to Asia and Latin America. The Euro will probably strengthen further against the Dollar, gold will most likely rise even further.
I barely slept last night.
as a straight white male I know I'll be fine. but it bothers me to my core that so many are so completely fucked right now. like I can't even process it fully.
I just want to be the best possible person I can so that maybe I can offset the damage just a little bit.
as a straight white male I know I'll be fine. but it bothers me to my core that so many are so completely fucked right now. like I can't even process it fully.
I just want to be the best possible person I can so that maybe I can offset the damage just a little bit.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Ugh
WhereAreMahDragonz
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As a gay female in the military, I'm seriously fucked. So good on you for being straight and male, I guess.
I'm a little bitter, sorry.
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