LookAtMeGo
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I could go for a massage. I need somebody to tap dance on my back.
You should get a massage.
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You should get a massage.
trab pu kcip
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Haha aw no you're the best at praying ❤️
🙈
trab pu kcip
Member
Yeah but the massage itself hurts too. Those mean strong thailand ladies 😭😭😭
liliththepale
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I have a massage chair but basically never use it because it's hard to get any work done in it. I'm bad at relaxing...
sorry Peter, I'm already using my +1
Didn't we settle for a Christmas elf? Just use this mess to the left as a base
sorry Peter, I'm already using my +1
trab pu kcip
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Oh gosh don't post such scary stuff that earlyI have a massage chair but basically never use it because it's hard to get any work done in it. I'm bad at relaxing...
sorry Peter, I'm already using my +1
liliththepale
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
today a client gifted me home made chocolate mousse and it was ammaaazzzinnnggg
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I am a creative genius
Chuckie
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I am a creative genius
That looks like something I would draw haha
I am a creative genius
That's me without a beard
liliththepale
Banned
so that's just H.Pro's pumpkin, yes?
LookAtMeGo
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Why is that pumpkin so small? And not orange?
Dont tell me thats a squash.
Dont tell me thats a squash.
I can't be married to a poor fuck. I have standards after all! 😤
Please don't scream at me so early in the morning 😭😭😭
But god damn I don't feel comfortable seeing me like this. Well done ♥
Chuckie
Member
haha omg it does
liliththepale
Banned
no but srsly
https://twitter.com/HProtagonista/status/787761032223682562
I'll scream whenever I please, thank you very much
I softened your face sooooo much
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Hey, I made the real deal before she did!
I was just giving it a baby version.
Super depressed today. All of my friends are at each other's throats, and even my family is apprehensive around each other, and we've never really had familial problems before. I did get this DBZ shirt, though.
Hahahaha
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
my local boutique beer store (and by local I mean across the road FROM MY HOUSE) has imported a bunch of Stone to their store specifically for me and it came in today and I'm so happy (and also a wee bit drunk)
dishonored 2 is really really really crazy faithful in all the best ways but a technical shitshow and that makes me super sad
im still super excited for mass effect despite the butts trailer
my air conditioner is broken
i need to buy my mum a birthday present
ama
or don't
dishonored 2 is really really really crazy faithful in all the best ways but a technical shitshow and that makes me super sad
im still super excited for mass effect despite the butts trailer
my air conditioner is broken
i need to buy my mum a birthday present
ama
or don't
trab pu kcip
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I feel so sick
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
What are you looking forward to most about Andromeda?
Time to go to the doctor? Or just "meh" sick?I feel so sick
liliththepale
Banned
- the best gift you ever bought your mum
- no more Stone or no more pizza
- femshep, yes or yes?
- no more Stone or no more pizza
- femshep, yes or yes?
Is it an annoyingly girlish scream or more like an Amazonian one?
Besides loud stuff and hecticness in the morning are the perfect ingredients to ruin one's day...just like mum loves to do.
Also, did you just call me edgy? 😤😤😤
not exactly but felt like itHey, I made the real deal before she did!
I was just giving it a baby version.
Super depressed today. All of my friends are at each other's throats, and even my family is apprehensive around each other, and we've never really had familial problems before. I did get this DBZ shirt, though.
Hahahaha
Nice tshirt
trab pu kcip
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what do you do when sick?
how'd that tinder girl work out?
just meh :/ I didnt really have time to relax all week
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
liliththepale
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
As per known info and grapevine; the return to Mass Effect 1-style agency driven exploration and aimlessness across open worlds. I love games that do negative space well, and I love a sci fi that embraces scope and scale of worlds/planetoids to make you feel like an insignificant nothingness amidst the grand cosmos. Everything I've heard implies the team wants to evoke that feeling.
- A two day + overnight getaway package for my family (mum, dad, two sisters, myself) at an open range zoo to spend some quality family time together, eat good food, roast marshmallows into the night, and experience the wildlife. Less materialism, more bringing the family together and having fun.
- No more Stone. Stone is fantastic but there's a bazillion other equally brilliant beers. Pizza is like...an entire foodstuffs gone forever. Never.
- Femshep forever and always. To say I was emotionally invested in my Femshep is an understatement.
Depends what kind of sick. Usually sleep, mooch on the couch. I hate video games when sick because my cognitive processing is hindered, limiting response time and attention. Music and food. Sleep. More sleep. Lots and lots and lots of water.
She ended up deleting me as I got bored and eehhhhh. She was cute and upfront and seemed niceish but totally had the wrong impression of me (I don't know why) and seemed to think I was a badboy ratbag rebel (aka wrong) and some of the conversation towards the end was really unimpressive and uninteresting to me. I dunno. I don't feel like I missed anything.
trab pu kcip
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I need a pfefferminzschnaps. I just realized that I could totally get one bc I'm an adult :O
edit: screw manly steakgirl!!
edit: screw manly steakgirl!!
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I love itI am a creative genius
Tequila is the bomb diggetty. You need more tbh.
No one can compete with Jennifer Hale.
trab pu kcip
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
tbh she just got a bit boring. Nice and everything but eeeeeeehhhh. There's only so much "i love beards and steak and badboys" I can take before my brain starts tuning out. I've been talking to this cool girl who is into the same stuff I am though so let's see how that pans out. We're knee deep in a Cronenberg discuss and it's great.
Exactly how I feel. I remember writing this huge rant on how BioWare's logical choice, given development logistics, to write gender neutral dialogue combined with Hale's work resulted in the perfect storm. Femshep is just objectively Commander Shepard to me.
also Garrus had the best voice of all. hands down. :
Little Garrus and Planet of the Apes grunt Popcap figures keep me company at work.
So you and your sis were screaming like warrior princess Xena charging into enemies? Yeah, sure...
You really are not? I feel deceived and I want my money back, Mr.
the only solution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMN99IjSD4E
Chuckie
Member
Goddammit. Jessie stole my art style!
deesgusting
isn't it refreshing? your skin against your clothes feels so much cleaner and nicer
liliththepale
Banned
annoyingly girlish is an oxymoron. my scream is amazingly girlish
(remind me to vocaroo later. my princess is sleeping)
are the two related?
Chuckie
Member
That is a pleonasm though.
trab pu kcip
Member
She already sounds cooler tbh. The other one was a fuccgurl anywaytbh she just got a bit boring. Nice and everything but eeeeeeehhhh. There's only so much "i love beards and steak and badboys" I can take before my brain starts tuning out. I've been talking to this cool girl who is into the same stuff I am though so let's see how that pans out. We're knee deep in a Cronenberg discuss and it's great.
Exactly how I feel. I remember writing this huge rant on how BioWare's logical choice, given development logistics, to write gender neutral dialogue combined with Hale's work resulted in the perfect storm. Femshep is just objectively Commander Shepard to me.
Little Garrus and Planet of the Apes grunt Popcap figures keep me company at work.
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