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I love that my mother has called Trump a Looney Tune.

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I also love that any video or gif of The Fresh Prince is sourced from that TV channel I used to watch it on some 10 years ago.
 
So my friend Tim lost two of his fingers in a car accident last night....Just got back from seeing him and he doesn't seem very bothered and claims he didn't feel it and they've got him hopped on morphine or whatever, I'm quite concerned about this.
Thankfully it was his pinky and that useless finger between that and the middle so it's probably not going to effect his work for very long.
He seems more worried about his car, which is totalled.
 
I've been on (internet) tv and it feels as weird as expected lol. New job is a lot of fun, so many new things to learn and work with. Trab you better send more applications this way.
 
trab pu kcip said:
wuuaaaat but how does that work with DLCs :O

::too scared to ever play again::
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After the ending the game goes back to before the final battle, so you do all the DLC stuff before the ending, chronologically.

No way in hell am I playing the DLC knowing I got that ending, lol. Time to load my last manual save... from two days ago...
 
Vazra said:
Janet Jackson has really good jams. Rhythm Nation,The Velvet Rope and All For You are some of the best albums
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I have the Rhythm Nation movie on VHS somewhere. Nobody makes better music videos than the Jackson's, when they went for gold they knocked it out of the park.
 
Got an old US Army surplus poncho for $10 at a yard sale. If I had more money, I would've gotten that WW2 surplus rusty allied helmet.

I came to a fucked up conclusion that i'am (unconsciously) collecting things to cosplay as an Allied WW2 Soldier. Which is fucked up but holy shit I love the old army poncho lol

Pics incoming
 
'77 Shortbox said:
I have the Rhythm Nation movie on VHS somewhere. Nobody makes better music videos than the Jackson's, when they went for gold they knocked it out of the park.
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The choreo, the looks and the music. She is great. Even her latest album is good.
 
I've got some good friends who were horribly injured overseas. You'd be surprised what you can get over and how fast you can.
 
Went on a date with a really hot girl last night. Way out of my league. She was super into me and everything was going perfectly. Then came "let me tell you something about me.. I fucking hate videogames and cant stand people playing them"

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LookAtMeGo said:
Went on a date with a really hot girl last night. Way out of my league. She was super into me and everything was going perfectly. Then came "let me tell you something about me.. I fucking hate videogames and cant stand people playing them"

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When do I get my chance?
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LookAtMeGo said:
Went on a date with a really hot girl last night. Way out of my league. She was super into me and everything was going perfectly. Then came "let me tell you something about me.. I fucking hate videogames and cant stand people playing them"

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Shit, I wouldn't tell her. Just hide your consoles/PC when she comes over... like porn.
 
LookAtMeGo said:
Went on a date with a really hot girl last night. Way out of my league. She was super into me and everything was going perfectly. Then came "let me tell you something about me.. I fucking hate videogames and cant stand people playing them"

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There's always a catch. Sometimes one that is so personally directed at you and your personality type/interests that it seems like a cosmic prank is being played on you.

Could have been worse - she could have been super crazy.
 
FeenixRising said:
......did you at least hit?
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Yessum.

She wants to hang out again today. I dont think she realizes how seruous I was when I said I play videogames a lot. See how it goes I guess. Call me an idiot but I dont give up things I enjoy for people. Done it before and it never ends well.
 
Anyone want to come help me work on my house? Doing this shit solo is just draining my ambition to get it done.

Blah. Is it to early for a whiskey coke?
 
LookAtMeGo said:
Went on a date with a really hot girl last night. Way out of my league. She was super into me and everything was going perfectly. Then came "let me tell you something about me.. I fucking hate videogames and cant stand people playing them"

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Yeah, they are truly terrible amirite??

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LookAtMeGo said:
Yessum.

She wants to hang out again today. I dont think she realizes how seruous I was when I said I play videogames a lot. See how it goes I guess. Call me an idiot but I dont give up things I enjoy for people. Done it before and it never ends well.
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Well there it is.

Shoot her club up next time if you want to see how truly committed she is to a type of person she claims she hates. You don't know what that means? there's always urban dictionary.
 
Breakfast was fucking glorious. Everything was closed yesterday so all I had to eat was a can of soup. It felt good to eat actual food again.
 
Bufbaf said:
I've been on (internet) tv and it feels as weird as expected lol. New job is a lot of fun, so many new things to learn and work with. Trab you better send more applications this way.
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nah, it's too frustrating. I can't wait another 3 months for them to reply. even tho I'd really love to work there :(
LookAtMeGo said:
Went on a date with a really hot girl last night. Way out of my league. She was super into me and everything was going perfectly. Then came "let me tell you something about me.. I fucking hate videogames and cant stand people playing them"

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weren't you married? :O I seem to recall something like that.


but I wouldn't make a big deal out of it. a lot of guys I dated could actually be really annoying about games. their idea of a date would consist of them playing something while me being forced to watch etc. just let her know it's nothing more than a normal hobby and you'll be fine.
 
trab pu kcip said:
but I wouldn't make a big deal out of it. a lot of guys I dated could actually be really annoying about games. their idea of a date would consist of them playing something while me being forced to watch etc. just let her know it's nothing more than a normal hobby and you'll be fine.
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Being forced to watch people play games? That is pretty much the worst idea for a date ever. Sorry you experienced that :(

Edit - a freaking gator just showed up in my back yard :O

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FloatOn said:
Being forced to watch people play games? That is pretty much the worst idea for a date ever. Sorry you experienced that :(

Edit - a freaking gator just showed up in my back yard :O
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Ride it!


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I got Mississippi Trampoline
 
trab pu kcip said:
weren't you married? :O I seem to recall something like that.


but I wouldn't make a big deal out of it. a lot of guys I dated could actually be really annoying about games. their idea of a date would consist of them playing something while me being forced to watch etc. just let her know it's nothing more than a normal hobby and you'll be fine.
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I was in a really long ass relationship but never actually married. Single now.

Its not the end of the world for sure. It was all just too perfect that I knew something was going to come up. If she had said she loves videogames and is lazy and plays them all day I probably would have dropped on one knee then and there.
 
So i finally listened to the trump tape. If anyone actually thinks this is the Trump killer their out of their minds, this isn't some shocking revelation and it's certainly not going to sway many supporters of his.
Theres not going to be one singular moment that ends Trump besides the moment he finds out he hasn't been elected (God I can't wait for that).
 
That's because his supporters would be right there cheering him on.
 
I do not envy the man who gets Wobbly Hot Pocket, nor do I want to know what that is.
 
Granadier said:
That's because his supporters would be right there cheering him on.
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It's probably going to win him some dude bros over
"Dude, finally a president who crushes puss, he has my vote" People need to fucking stop with all these "trump is done now" moments, we still have another month till that.
 
I can't browse GAF 'cause the Trump threads keep getting new posts. USA y u so crazy.
 
Bufbaf said:
I can't browse GAF 'cause the Trump threads keep getting new posts. USA y u so crazy.
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it's to be expected this close to the election. Just one more month mate and we'll have four years to make threads asking questions we could solve with one google search.
 
My girlfriend just called me a heathen because I just throw bud straight into brownie mix without simmering it in oil for like 12 hours, well excuuussseee me for having shit to do, if it works it works.
 
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