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[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Fuck cancer, and fuck 2016. This year can burn the the deepest fires of hell.

 

[trab pu kcip]

when you buy a block of tofu, panty shields and some nose spray you're letting people know you're in for a wild night

edit: I lied, I also bought cat-shaped sour candy

 

[Jobbs]

We need to develop a fuckboy test in utero.

me in a room of fuckboys

 

[EatChildren]

What kind of tofu?

I lost my auntie to cancer and was forbidden from going to her funeral. Cancer can eat shit.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I ate too much catshaped candy :s halp

What kind of tofu?

I lost my auntie to cancer and was forbidden from going to her funeral. Cancer can eat shit.

what why?

oh just natural tofu..the boring kind. I spiced it up and added some baby spinach.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I ate too much catshaped candy :s halp

 

[Screaming Meat]

What's a 'fuckboy'...?

 

[You Know Nothing]

i just want to be rich loved and famous

Ooh, ah, 'cause I'm lovesick
I ain't even ashamed, ah, ah
And I'm hard up for some time in the sheets, ah, ah
Would you be down to spend all your time with me, ah, ah
'Cause I'm lovesick

Spoiler

Sharp fingers. 2/10 WNB.

 

[Vazra]

Eating cornbread and drinking coffee. Living the dream tbh

 

[trab pu kcip]

What's a 'fuckboy'...?

can't you figure that riddle out?

 

[Transhuman]

What movie is that gif from Jobbs?

 

[toadsworth]

I don't drink coffee before interviews because it makes me too anxious

 

[Jobbs]

What's a 'fuckboy'...?

 

[trab pu kcip]

that's not really a fuckboy bc he's never going to fuck

 

[Screaming Meat]

can't you figure that riddle out?

A boy... who... fucks?

I dunno. My lingometre needs updating.

I have no idea. Is this some kind of ancient courting ritual?

 

[Bko]

A boy... who... fucks?

I dunno. My lingometre needs updating.

It's a man-slut

 

[DrM]

My entire crew called in sick again. Huzzah!

What is that, union strike incoming?

 

[Ceallach]

I just bored bought a PS4 Pro.

Butwhy.gif

 

[trab pu kcip]

A boy... who... fucks?

I dunno. My lingometre needs updating.



I have no idea. Is this some kind of ancient courting ritual?

you're so innocent :rays4u::

 

[You Know Nothing]

I think I like the act of buying things more than the things themselves.

Certainly explains every game in my Steam library I'll probably never touch in my entire lifetime.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I believe in really late term abortions. Like you should be allowed to abort them up until the point where they can support themselves.

The Bible certainly supports this view and not the pansy-ass no-abortions stance.

What's a 'fuckboy'...?

It's bad. That's all I've got. Kids and their slang.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

What is that, union strike incoming?

We're not union, some nasty bug is going around. A week or so ago it laid some other department flat on its ass, guess this week it's my turn.

 

[Jobbs]

I just bored bought a PS4 Pro.

Butwhy.gif

I kinda want one but I feel obliged to sell my old one if I get a Pro and I'm too lazy to sell it

 

[DrM]

We're not union, some nasty bug is going around. A week or so ago it laid some other department flat on its ass, guess this week it's my turn.

Yep and there is a hardly a thing that you can do. We had similar case few weeks ago when half of our cashiers went on medical leave due to stomach flu or something like that.

 

[trab pu kcip]

<3

warning: do not watch the video, just listen to the song

 

[toadsworth]

I can't tell if I did good or bad in the interview :S

My experience doesn't really match up with the positions I'm trying to get.

 

[Ceallach]

I kinda want one but I feel obliged to sell my old one if I get a Pro and I'm too lazy to sell it

I have 3 ps4s now. This is ridiculous.

 

[Jobbs]

<3

warning: do not watch the video, just listen to the song

yissss

watch this instead

 

[trab pu kcip]

yissss

watch this instead

that works

 

[Jobbs]

I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dessert
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk
Not to worry Mr. H 2 the Izzo's back to wizzerk

 

[Risgroo]

Ummmm.... awful for me, I mean.

His voice does my head in, but then my tastes veer into the esoteric.

Heh, his voice is one of my faves. Love how he sounds on this version of In My Tree <3

 

[Nerdkiller]

I have 3 ps4s now. This is ridiculous.

Ahhh, can't you spare getting one more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNQcdThO4ZA

 

[Ceallach]

Ahhh, can't you spare getting one more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNQcdThO4ZA

I have 6 gamecubes, so it isn't out of the realm of possibility, lol

 

[Screaming Meat]

It's a man-slut

Ah, gotcha.

you're so innocent :rays4u::

It's bad. That's all I've got. Kids and their slang.

I don't even pretend to understand any more.

 

[Vazra]

Diarreah

 

[DrM]

I have 6 gamecubes, so it isn't out of the realm of possibility, lol

Ceallach, the console hoarder

 

[Vazra]

Ceallach, the console hoarder

Im a dick hoarder.&#128133;&#127997;

 

[Bko]

Im a dick hoarder.&#128133;&#127997;

Too much cum in the butt?

 

[Vazra]

Too much cum in the butt?

Nah. I prefer swallowing.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Heh, his voice is one of my faves. Love how he sounds on this version of In My Tree <3

I tried. I couldn't get past the first YEYA. Sorry. He sounds like a South Park parody to me.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Yep and there is a hardly a thing that you can do. We had similar case few weeks ago when half of our cashiers went on medical leave due to stomach flu or something like that.

Working in a meat plant makes it all way worse, you are shoulder to shoulder with everyone for 10 hours a day. If sickness hits it travels at the speed of stupid before you can even figure it out.

 

[toadsworth]

I can't get over this gif I love it so much

 

[Ceallach]

I tried. I couldn't get past the first YEYA. Sorry. He sounds like a South Park parody to me.

You have to remember Eddie was the originator of that vocal style. All the Scott Weiland and Scott Stapps of the world werecord trying to be him.

I think Pearl Jam have a great body and the four armed monster is tremendously underrated.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

I can't get over this gif I love it so much

What on earth is going on here...

 

[Screaming Meat]

You have to remember Eddie was the originator of that vocal style. All the Scott Weiland and Scott Stapps of the world werecord trying to be him.

I think Pearl Jam have a great body and the four armed monster is tremendously underrated.

I always found that style of vocals a little insincere, y'know? Never been my cuppa. I was in the Nirvana/Mudhoney camp back in the day.

What on earth is going on here...

I think the one in the glasses is dancing to earn the right to be that night's virgin sacrifice.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Weather is dismal today.

Staying inside with my cat for the rest of the day.

 

[FloatOn]

Holy shit sol my brain read that image proportion wrong and I thought that was a couch sized cat.

 

[Transhuman]

Well Clifford the Big Red Dog was real and he was huge so I guess anything is possible.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Holy shit sol my brain read that image proportion wrong and I thought that was a couch sized cat.

Who said your brain was wrong, maybe I do have a huge cat. Maybe it's a disorder. Maybe I even use my cat as a couch. Who are you to judge my cat based on your assumed standards!?

Spoiler

My cat is very small

 

[LookAtMeGo]

That girl I was seeing had one of those hairless sphynx cats. It was fun to slap his belly.