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FUME5

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Just a friendly reminder that the highest level of petty is when someone close to you (be it family member or SO) gets mad at you for being positively recognized in public because they'd rather people be mad at you for your flaws instead

I've never had that happen, but yeah, that's pretty fucking petty.

I need to make it a 100000000%

I mean, there were zero before, so the percentage doesn't make a difference.
 

Horse Detective

Why the long case?
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Kill me
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Adding Vazra on Facebook certainly made my feed more... colorful.
Lol its ok of you unfollow my posts.(Dont remove me tho) I can understand some stuff can be a bit too much so its fine 😜

My taste can cause uncomfortability by how flawless it is tbh 💅🏽
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Agreed.
edit: I lied, I also bought cat-shaped sour candy
Oooooooooooooo

I have a box of these and I'm trying not to open another bag. I want to so badly, today was garbage.
I think I like the act of buying things more than the things themselves.
I've been depressed consuming like crazy since Tuesday. I have a new hoodie and flannel coming this Saturday. :D I'm addicted to hoodies.
 

FloatOn

Member
My strictly platonic female friend from school wanted to see the car so we hung out and listened to music and talked after class for like an hour. No hanky panky.

Meeting her tomorrow after work for tea
 
Speaking of cars, I started looking at some new ones and my boy just got a manager job at a Porsche dealership. Is it just me or do they just look boring as shit? Just look really really plain to me but I got called crazy 🤔
 

FUME5

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Tried to rock a fro again today, but no dice. As soon as I started moving, my hair just fell back down like this. Close enough, though, I guess. :p

That's no fro.

Speaking of cars, I started looking at some new ones and my boy just got a manager job at a Porsche dealership. Is it just me or do they just look boring as shit? Just look really really plain to me but I got called crazy 🤔

The Porsche stylings are for sophisticated European tastes.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Lol its ok of you unfollow my posts.(Dont remove me tho) I can understand some stuff can be a bit too much so its fine 😜

My taste can cause uncomfortability by how flawless it is tbh 💅🏽
lol nah. It's kind of funny how extreme your posts are, if I'm going to be completely honest. It's like

Trump
Trump
WHEN THE GRINDR APP STOPS WORKING MEME
Baby
Mom post
Work sucks
Weather
PIMPLE BURGER FOOD PORN
Baby
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I got diagnosed with depression-lite (dysthymia). Fun stuff. Apparently I've had it for most of my life according to the guy I saw and didn't realize it because I've never known anything else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 

Misha

Banned
Hopefully in a positive way and not in the numb no feelings way.

As in actually enjoying things and I'm doing something every night this week and I'm actually happy about that and looking forward to them.

I think the election partially shocked me into/outof it lol.
I got diagnosed with depression-lite (dysthymia). Fun stuff. Apparently I've had it for most of my life according to the guy I saw and didn't realize it because I've never known anything else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can actually pinpoint the moment my depression started. I was 12 and just got back from a family vacation to maine. I was fairly sleep deprived and was getting super existential for the first time and I just felt numb when I went to the park with my grandparents. I never really figured out why till I saw a therapist a few years ago
 

jb1234

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I got diagnosed with depression-lite (dysthymia). Fun stuff. Apparently I've had it for most of my life according to the guy I saw and didn't realize it because I've never known anything else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've had that diagnosis for ages. It sucks. Mine also alternates with major depressive disorder.
 

FUME5

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Got a cute match on Tinder and shes like "do you like jokes?" And I'm like "no" then she unmatched me. Pffft. Cant take a joke.

Only thing in her profile is 6'1.

I message "6'0 in sneakers."

"Are you talking about your height?"

".....nah."

Unmatched.
 
Yeah, a ponytail, bun type of thing. Just had a quick scroll through his Facebook and managed to find one promo pic where he isn't wearing a wig and has let it down.



EDIT

Why the fuck are spoiler tags not working here?
Your bro does indeed have awesome hair. Mine really only looks like that after a shower/when it's wet. Once it dries completely and I brush or comb through it, it looks like my picture above. I'd wear it down more if it looked like that on the regular.
 
Every new thing I learn about Trump's administration has me contemplating drinking bleach or having Piglet pull the trigger.

I thought his run was a joke. Then he said no muslims were allowed into this country. At that point, it was no longer a joke and the idea of him winning terrified me. No one I talked to thought he had a chance in hell. I told them they were wrong and that it was scary. Everyone dismissed him, up until the votes were counted.

...

I've been drinking a lot this year, and I blame him.
(and totally not my failed relationship)
 

jb1234

Member
I don't know. I lost hope in life a long time ago so all this Trump shit mostly just has me shrugging. What makes me deeply sad is that so many people I care about are now just as miserable as I am.

(Not that it's a contest.)
 
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