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Invite me over. The Russian inside of me feels something pulling him towards that :O
Does the Russian inside you feels good or too big?
He feels just right. He pretends to be a tough boy but in reality he only wants to spent a romantic night. Just like Putin
Can I Putin you?
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
lol
I just pooped >.>
We can take a shower together before we start. I can help you relax 💅🏽
Halcyon
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Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Has Vazra heard of genital jousting???
Yes and its tacky.
LookAtMeGo
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Is docking really a thing?
Yes it is a thing but not many are into that shit.
trab pu kcip
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I just saw that fantastic beast movie. It was way less stupid than expected. cg was over the top but i really liked it. Very charming characters
Halcyon
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As a person who only likes the first few Harry Potter movies because they are innocent and more fill of color and life who also doesnt like any of the main characters, would I enjoy that movie? It seems like the lead is alot more interesting than Harry ever turned out to be.
trab pu kcip
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It turned out darker and deeper than the average kids movie. For sure. But it still has lots of fun, lighthearted moments to enjoy so idk...be warned, it definitely has both
Edit: but yeah the characters felt more interesting/relatable for such a movie imo
It sounds like you enjoy the world more than the plot so you'll probably like it since it has more freedom to do whatever and you get to see more of the Wizarding world outside of Hogwarts.
The Harry Potter films were a lot more linear because they had a certain amount of time to fill and couldn't stray too far outside of the main plot so a lot of subplots got cut and you learn most of what the world is like through the visuals.
Nomadic Sparks
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HELL yeah
trab pu kcip
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I want a treehouse
LookAtMeGo
Member
I think it would be funny to see a reenactment of the docking scene from Interstellar. Could be dangerous though.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Think of the chinese finger trap but with foreskin covering the other dick.
trab pu kcip
Member
I guess I'm more of a treehouse minimalist, I prefer something small and cozy :3
Professor Beef
Banned
trab pu kcip
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yaaaaaass *O*
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Oh my god this is beyond adorable
trab pu kcip
Member
I want to squeeze into the little hut
LookAtMeGo
Member
Thats why it could be dangerous.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
I cant believe its gonna snow friday
I am unprepared. I need boots
I am unprepared. I need boots
Ive seen all Potter films and I remember none.
Wanna try it with me?
trab pu kcip
Member
I laugh about that docking thing. I could stretch out my vagina over an entire infant
Ive seen a vagina do a watermelon so its not shocking.
trab pu kcip
Member
one of my favorite podcast guys just liked a tweet of mine. oh lord of darkness, I feel blessed
Baroquemantic
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trab pu kcip
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omg that first one looks so cute! it's a tiny shoe!!oregjgotr
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Where did you find those photos of the contents of Bento and I's naughty toy box?
D
Deleted member 10571
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It's for horses though.
LookAtMeGo
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trab pu kcip
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Baroquemantic
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Horse Detective
Why the long case?
The leather one is pretty nice, might have to max out my credit card.
Then let my mouth do the docking.
*vazrabanana.gif*
LookAtMeGo
Member
Lol
I guess I should get used to the idea if you will be having my child.
Is that a yes? Poke my butt twice if yes.
LookAtMeGo
Member
*pokes vazras butt once*
*runs away*
*runs away*
I felt it twice and that wasnt a finger you perv 🙈
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Not even seamen?
They prefer the dick in the butt Gay Centipede
Jk I dont know any seamen but I do like semen.
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