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[Ceallach]

 

[friskykillface]

*looks at phone*

"hey did you do the hw?"
"shittttttttttt I forgot, thanks for reminding me sara"
"np dummy"

saved by a text, journal x assignment due at 11:59

 

[Horse Detective]

Yo axe is kind of expensive. $8 to smell like chocolate

tf world do we live in

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Yo axe is kind of expensive. $8 to smell like chocolate

tf world do we live in

omg HI


You're NEOGAF royalty

How's Devolution??

 

[Transhuman]

Hey HD realtalk can you teach me to be stylish

 

[FUME5]

Most of this UFC card is garbage, think I'll hold of heading down to the pub for the first half of the card.

 

[Horse Detective]

omg HI


You're NEOGAF royalty

How's Devolution??

She's good, you know doing her thing.

I mean, I have never shared a single conversation with the woman, but she is doing well you know?

 

[Horse Detective]

Hey HD realtalk can you teach me to be stylish

I can barely dress myself

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Is Devolution banned or something?

should someone explain?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

How much of Anime GAF is going need to be sacrificed to appease Devolution?

 

[Ceallach]

Most of this UFC card is garbage, think I'll hold of heading down to the pub for the first half of the card.

Yeah, it's trash, but I will fucking cream myself if Hendon lands an H bomb tonight

 

[Vazra]

 

[Transhuman]

I can barely dress myself

As long as you can undress yourself for Bento you're good

 

[FUME5]

Yeah, it's trash, but I will fucking cream myself if Hendon lands an H bomb tonight

Bisping would fucking lose his shit.

 

[Ceallach]

Bisping would fucking lose his shit.

Struve is the most awkward looking motherfucker but those limbs are made for wrapping motherfuckers up

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Peach flavored whiskey, or pecan flavored whiskey tonight? Decisions, decisions....

 

[FUME5]

Struve is the most awkward looking motherfucker but those limbs are made for wrapping motherfuckers up

He'd better not win, I've got money on him fighting stupid as usual.

EDIT

Of course he finally gets back in the win column, goofy bastard.

 

[Horse Detective]

Peach flavored whiskey, or pecan flavored whiskey tonight? Decisions, decisions....

jameson and pellegrino lemon for a cheap ass whisky sour

 

[Transhuman]

Hey HD do I have to be artistically inclined to be a tattoo artist or can I be one even if I suck at art.

 

[FUME5]

Hey HD do I have to be artistically inclined to be a tattoo artist or can I be one even if I suck at art.

Just use a stencil, you'll be right.

 

[Horse Detective]

Hey HD do I have to be artistically inclined to be a tattoo artist or can I be one even if I suck at art.

Your point of entry is getting into a shop that is licensed. To do this, you either have to be artistically impressive, or so funny and enjoyable that they don't mind you fucking people up. Usually you will have to impress them with your artistic skill before they allow you to observe and learn the basics of sanitation and etiquette.

 

[Misha]

Just use a stencil, you'll be right.

Paint by numbers imo

 

[Transhuman]

Pain by numbers.

Tattoo artistry here I come.

 

[Ceallach]

I miss testosterone jesus Vitor

 

[FUME5]

I miss testosterone jesus Vitor

I was a fan as a kid, but he should just fuck off at this point.

 

[Ceallach]

Vitor should go to Rizin where they don't drug test.

 

[FUME5]

Vitor should go to Rizin where they don't drug test.

Should just call it Juizin.

 

[Ceallach]

This might be the first time I ever heard Hendo booed, lol.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Is Devolution banned or something?

No, not banned, just doesn't use the site anymore.

 

[Vazra]

Sleep time. I got a big day ahead today so I'll need the rest. Have a good night, day, afternoon etc.

 

[liliththepale]

Sleep time. I got a big day ahead today so I'll need the rest. Have a good night, day, afternoon etc.

Hey, good luck! Don't die or anything :X

 

[Numb]

Sleep time. I got a big day ahead today so I'll need the rest. Have a good night, day, afternoon etc.

Gnight man
Sleep well

 

[FUME5]

This might be the first time I ever heard Hendo booed, lol.

Man this fight, it's got my blood up!

 

[zeemumu]

I can't tell if Henderson is a glass cannon or if he just has a plan. Doesn't matter now either way

 

[FUME5]

Hendo is an old warship with a giant fuck off cannon that can only fire in one direction, if we're doing analogies.

 

[zeemumu]

Hendo is an old warship with a giant fuck off cannon that can only fire in one direction, if we're doing analogies.

So...he's a Bullet Bill?

 

[FUME5]

He's a veteran fighter with the meanest overhand right on the planet.

Bullet Bill has terrible hands.

EDIT

Clyde, have you blocked me on Steam?

 

[zeemumu]

He's a veteran fighter with the meanest overhand right on the planet.

Bullet Bill has terrible hands.

Yeah I noticed. The bar started cheering every time he landed one. Couple people probably lost money on that.

 

[DrM]

Autumn is here, F1 races at 7 am

no hangover today yay

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

No, not banned, just doesn't use the site anymore.

Ah

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Had 3 devils lettuces tonight. It's been a while.

I feel relaxed. It's nice.

 

[FUME5]

Got the mirrors out as well?

 

[EatChildren]

Mafia III is not sitting well from the intro. It's bad jank and not very interesting.

I had shit dreams involving old friends. Woke up, fell asleep, shit dreams involving gaffers (including some here). Shit.

 

[FUME5]

Shit.

 

[liliththepale]

Shit

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

god
i'm going to die this week

 

[Clydefrog]

Ride it!


EDIT:

I got Mississippi Trampoline

Portuguese Roomba

hahaha, that's SO accurate!

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I had a dream once that I was on a GAF tv game show. I arrived by helicopter with Larry Hryb. It was basically GAF Jeopardy. Fuckin weird.

 

[Transhuman]

I had a dream once that Passion Pit covered the song "Dreams" by The Cranberries, and then Michael Angelakous came out as gay.