Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Has Bento met Trab irl?
I feel the world could not contain those two meeting each other??
I feel the world could not contain those two meeting each other??
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CrudeDiatribe
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Er, why? Does your village have 0-1 women in it?
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
No I was just stupidly wondering
You Know Nothing
Member
That's quite an "upgrade."
Yes, quite a big one indeed.
Josh with a J
Member
I'm just shocked dudes think they are owed sex just cos they happen to be on friendly terms with a girl
CrudeDiatribe
Member
I was expecting something a lot more bulgy or phallic before I tapped 'view photo'.
I pray for the women of earth
Those guys have to earn it 1st, a girl ain't gonna put out right away, it takes quite a bit of time for that to happen.
BTW 2012 was the last time I tried to get a girl and then she friendzoned/just became friends with me in the end. Oh well, she was hot at least, and I had a lot of fun hanging out with her.
You Know Nothing
Member
Uh....
CrudeDiatribe
Member
You put the kindness coins in until the sex falls out, right? Right?
I hate the term 'friendzone' from entitled men who just can't accept that they aren't attractive enough to a particular woman.
I hooked up with my partner before our first date.
So you can hang out with her under the pretense of friendship to gaze upon her hotness?
Doesn't her hotness make this Bermuda Friendzone even more frustrating?
Yes?
My personal experience says otherwise.
Josh with a J
Member
lol agreed. I follow the 10 day rule
Alright, what the fuck is the 10 day rule?
What are you ever talking about
Josh with a J
Member
Doesn't happen in 10 days stop trying lol
toadsworth
Banned
Confession : I've only had sex with one girl, and now we're split up
Aha.
I go by a 3 date rule, but really, shit just happens. Pretty fucking obvious when someone is into you.
Fair enough, that happens often.
Yeah this is true for most people actually.
My mind gets a bit hazy sometimes, like I have a lot of thoughts coming at once and I try to get them out, so the wording of that was a bit messed up. Doesn't help that I get distracted by doing other things at the same time.
Josh with a J
Member
Very obvious.
Still shocked I'm getting a second shot on sunday after like 4-5 years of dead silence heh
toadsworth
Banned
How do dates work is it 100% tinder now?
I'm way more comfortable meeting someone when we have a mutual friend there
I'm way more comfortable meeting someone when we have a mutual friend there
Josh with a J
Member
I know a lot of people are more comfortable using tinder/online stuff but I much prefer doing it out in the wild. More fun to me
Maybe she thinks you've matured.......hahahahahahsashaidugafuasdhasdh
I'm 38, no longer at uni, don't have any sport etc related hobbies beyond working out (and even then I wouldn't be trying to pick up at the gym) my female friends who wanted to change the nature of our relationship have already given it a crack and pretty much all of my friends wives friends etc.. have kids or are crazy in the fucking coconut.
So, it's Tinder for me.
Men were a mistake
I am denying my malehood and joining the sisterhood set by lilith
From now i only identify as Ms.Lupita
Who are you calling a mistake, motherfucker.
You Know Nothing
Member
Men were a mistake
I am denying my malehood and joining the sisterhood set by lilith
From now i only identify as Ms.Lupita
Yaaaassss. Drag them.
I'm joining the sisterhood too.
Josh with a J
Member
This made me laugh hahahahaha. This time I'll just be sure to show up to something of hers if I RSVP
I don't get that either. Just find another girl, there's plenty
Edit: oh hi jake MEEEEEEERKATS
1) go to college
2) don't be a shithead
3) make friends with a girl you find interesting
4) ask her to hang out
5) actually hang out
6) repeat steps 4 thru 6
But don't listen to me. I'm terrible at this stuff.
she's hanging out at my house on Friday :O
Get ready for the pledging process. It can be brutal
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
yeah but what are its stats?
toadsworth
Banned
I'm not ready to date just yet but thanks for the advice y'all
1) go to a hospital to visit someone
2) talk to the nurse who was hanging out in the room with you and end up going out with her
3) break up with her a while later
4) date her friend
if that doesn't work, try tinder I guess
You Know Nothing
Member
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR...kats.
Does it involve castration?
Well said. But it seems to be common for guys to be like that. I know when a girl isn't into me that I'll just accept it since she feels that way about me and just be friends and such.
Yep, so true. I also do this as well.
Please, my house and personal habits are like 10x cleaner than your average gals.
In the olden days it did. Now its just optional and you can act out the ritual instead
You have been back peddling hard. Just take what you learned tonight and move on.
Had one of the best Mondays I think ever in my life. Finally got my car fixed after 3 weeks (total amount of time for the job is maybe 3 hours labor, it was a nightmare to deal with). Also got a job offer and get to put in my notice tomorrow at work, can't fucking wait. WOOOOOOOOO!
Yep. I was honest about this fact in an interview not too long ago (there was a reason I applied to that company but it was far below the money/benefits thing). Didn't get it. Oh well.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
NOOOOO, WHAT DID SHE DO!?
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Did you know Sarlaccs from Star Wars look like this under the sand?
That's some creepy shit
That's some creepy shit
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