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[EatChildren]

today was shitty
this week will get continuously shitty
the dhs are on an audit rampage
i hope they choke

i did make a burger though and it was gud

 

[DrM]

and now, I will go hungry to work

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I actually stole that from your FB and put it on imgur because it looked so good. It didn't get many upvotes.

Imgur has bad taste. Pun intended.

Here it is. I kinda guessed what was in it

Edit: I realize it might seem kinda weird to take people's photos and upload them elsewhere, but food is fair game

 

[Xiao Hu]

today was shitty
this week will get continuously shitty
the dhs are on an audit rampage
i hope they choke

i did make a burger though and it was gud

That looks like a lot of calories. Tasty tasty calories

 

[jb1234]

That looks like a lot of calories. Tasty tasty calories

I ate an entire pint of Hagen Daas tonight. I'm the master of empty calories. That said, Jarrod's burger looks delicious too.

 

[FUME5]

I actually stole that from your FB and put it on imgur because it looked so good. It didn't get many upvotes.

Imgur has bad taste. Pun intended.

Here it is. I kinda guessed what was in it

Edit: I realize it might seem kinda weird to take people's photos and upload them elsewhere, but food is fair game

Yes, that does seem weird.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

If you don't want your photos shared, either put your face in them or make them less delicious.

Edit: Now I'm all self conscious it was weird. Taking it down. Badass burger tho

 

[FUME5]

If you don't want your photos shared, either put your face in them or make them less delicious.

Edit: Now I'm all self conscious it was weird. Taking it down. Badass burger tho

If EC doesn't mind why listen to me?

 

[Jobbs]

burgergate!

 

[FUME5]

Wait, you guessed the ingredients?

Huh.

 

[You Know Nothing]

We need a good Gate™ style political scandal soon.

Make political scandals great again. A promise I'm sure Corrupt Trump can provide.

 

[EatChildren]

I dont mind my Burger™ being reposted anywhere and don't seek credit, but you made up the ingredients!

Spoiler

Blackbean veggie patty sounds far nicer

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I dont mind my Burger™ being reposted anywhere and don't seek credit, but you made up the ingredients!

Spoiler

Blackbean veggie patty sounds far nicer

How accurate was the rest though?

 

[EatChildren]

How accurate was the rest though?

Pretty close.

No onion. Swiss, not pepperjack. Beetroot and spinach.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I don't think the American people will care much about any scandals at this point. Hell, you've voted Donald fucking Trump into office. If the public doesn't care about multiple sexual assaults on women then why should they care about politically shady practices :/

 

[You Know Nothing]

I don't think the American people will care much about any scandals at this point. Hell, you've voted Donald fucking Trump into office. If the public doesn't care about multiple sexual assaults on women then why should they care about politically shady practices :/

Orgy tape with cocaine, Russian hookers, and Putin might be enough.

 

[vonStirlitz]

Orgy tape with cocaine, Russian hookers, and Putin might be enough.

File under Berlusconi.

 

[vonStirlitz]

Pretty close.

No onion. Swiss, not pepperjack. Beetroot and spinach.

Respect to the veggie burger.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Orgy tape with cocaine, Russian hookers, and Putin might be enough.

That's rather tame

 

[You Know Nothing]

File under Berlusconi.

Bunga bunga.

That's rather tame

And a few donkeys.

Would the average Trump voter see that as demonstrably worse than "grab 'em by the pussy" and an endless torrent of sexual assault allegations is the question because I've lost a lot faith in human decency.

 

[Vazra]

We need a good Gate™ style political scandal soon.

Make political scandals great again. A promise I'm sure Corrupt Trump can provide.

PenisGate. Trump nudes leak and they were sent to a barely legal chick that sold the pics to TMZ

 

[Xiao Hu]

Going to watch Fantastic Beasts tonight after having some nice Korean food with friend :3

 

[You Know Nothing]

I just watched this video and wondered the whole time why the main character is a male bee and has a stinger.

 

[Jobbs]

I just watched this video and wondered the whole time why the main character is a male bee and has a stinger.

and the whole time I was just thinking about how CG cartoons are so ficking dumb and boring to look at (with some exceptions, like Kubo)

that whole pixar style needs to die

edit: how weird is it that The Last Guardian is about to actually be out? it's like two weeks away

I'm going to be fastidiously avoiding all info and review scores. We only get one of these Ueda games like every zillion years

 

[Chuckie]

I just watched this video and wondered the whole time why the main character is a male bee and has a stinger.

And he gathers nectar.

While in reality he should have sex with a virgin Queen, have an explosive orgasm, causing his dick to get ripped out and stuck in the Queen and then die.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I can now say I've seen Bee Movie I guess and even at that speed it manages to be utterly devoid of any entertainment value.

edit: how weird is it that The Last Guardian is about to actually be out? it's like two weeks away

I'm going to be fastidiously avoiding all info and review scores. We only get one of these Ueda games like every zillion years

I'm ready. I'm getting it I think.

FFXV can wait in a trash bin.

 

[trab pu kcip]

jobbs I think I dreamed that lili and I and another girl were living in your house

Has Bento met Trab irl?

I feel the world could not contain those two meeting each other??

no but you're right there. the world would explode bc of awesome magic energy.
I only met Acrid in RL tho :>

File under Berlusconi.

wait, since lili is not here: hey you're new. not much of a rind on you! introduce yourself

 

[Misha]

I don't think the American people will care much about any scandals at this point. Hell, you've voted Donald fucking Trump into office. If the public doesn't care about multiple sexual assaults on women then why should they care about politically shady practices :/

He would have to be convicted of a crime. So long as he hasn't, people can a least cling to "innocent until proven guilty!" Would have to be a particularly bad one too. Possibly statutory rape with video evidence. Even then some libertarians and probably most in the alt right (and anything further right) would still support him

 

[toadsworth]

The Last Guardian will be a bunch of puzzles, right? Doesn't seem like my kind of game.

 

[Chuckie]

wait, since lili is not here: hey you're new. not much of a rind on you! introduce yourself

This is so meta, considering it was Lili who uttered those words in \W/estworlds latest episode.

 

[FUME5]

As far as open mic nights go, that wasn't too bad.

 

[Misha]

There are few people who scare me more than Rush Limbaugh

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This thread is giving me cancer.

How does knowing the plot NOT ruin it for you? HOW? HOW?

 

[Misha]

This thread is giving me cancer.

How does knowing the plot NOT ruin it for you? HOW? HOW?

Being surprised is a boring way to consume media. Personally I think knowing the ending provides context for the rest and makes it more meaningful.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This thread is giving me cancer.

How does knowing the plot NOT ruin it for you? HOW? HOW?

Hot take: Most video game stories are utter trash that I don't care about, so knowing about the plot beforehand won't have much of an effect on my enjoyment. The only exception is games with plot as the focus because in that case there's not much of an incentive to play them. Of course, I'm also of the view that the progression between events is more important than the major plot events themselves. A story that relies solely on twists with piss poor plotting is a bad story.

 

[Jobbs]

jobbs I think I dreamed that lili and I and another girl were living in your house

was anyone living in my walls?? :O

Hot take: Most video game stories are utter trash that I don't care about, so knowing about the plot beforehand won't have much of an effect on my enjoyment. The only exception is games with plot as the focus because in that case there's not much of an incentive to play them. Of course, I'm also of the view that the progression between events is more important than the major plot events themselves. A story that relies solely on twists with piss poor plotting is a bad story.

game stories that mattered...

1) Soma
2) TLOU
3)

I think that's it

As far as open mic nights go, that wasn't too bad.

did you rap?

 

[trab pu kcip]

I feel like a gross smurf today

 

[trab pu kcip]

game stories that mattered...

1) Soma
2) TLOU
3)

I think that's it



did you rap?

replace TLOU with planescape torment. shadow of the colossus. some final fantasies. spec ops the line. first bioshock I guess. I could go on

 

[Jobbs]

replace TLOU with planescape torment. shadow of the colossus. some final fantasies. spec ops the line. first bioshock I guess. I could go on

You played Torment? we had that when I was a teenager. There's a vague homage to Morte in my game.

Shadow of the Colossus is actually in my top 5 all time games, I don't know why I forgot it

 

[Xiao Hu]

game stories that mattered...

1) Soma
2) TLOU
3) The Witcher 3

I think that's it

Ftfy

 

[friskykillface]

Yoshi's island game story > all

How else would baby Mario and Luigi get to their parents
Deep af and dawwww at Yoshi's

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

replace TLOU with planescape torment. shadow of the colossus. some final fantasies. spec ops the line. first bioshock I guess. I could go on

ALPHA CENTAURI!!!

 

[Misha]

A good reason to know the story is so you don't end up playing bioshock infinite all the way through. Starts out great but man it falls apart

 

[trab pu kcip]

You played Torment? we had that when I was a teenager. There's a vague homage to Morte in my game.

Shadow of the Colossus is actually in my top 5 all time games, I don't know why I forgot it

I never actually really finished it bc my old computer crashed near the end and all my save files are still on there :l it's still one of my alltime favorite games. maybe I'll just start a new run

 

[toadsworth]

A good reason to know the story is so you don't end up playing bioshock infinite all the way through. Starts out great but man it falls apart

Man, the gameplay is so tedious but Columbia is absolutely gorgeous. I think it's worth playing just for the beautiful locations.

 

[Misha]

Man, the gameplay is so tedious but Columbia is absolutely gorgeous. I think it's worth playing just for the beautiful locations.

Play for like 2 hours and stop IMO.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

The story of a game affects my enjoyment of it. Bad pushes me out and good pulls me in. Same with lore/world building. I'd rather no story than a bad story.

 

[Jobbs]

A good reason to know the story is so you don't end up playing bioshock infinite all the way through. Starts out great but man it falls apart

Usually if I don't like a game I just forget it and move on, but Bioshock Infinite is among the elite few games that I actively dislike/hate -- And I loved the first two games.

Matthewmatosis has the best takedown on it and hits on a lot of the reasons I hated it

 

[toadsworth]

Story isn't a big deal to me as long as the gameplay is solid. I do appreciate it and adore great world building but I have no idea what happened in Bayonetta and I fucking loved it.

 

[Misha]

Usually if I don't like a game I just forget it and move on, but Bioshock Infinite is among the elite few games that I actively dislike/hate -- And I loved the first two games.

Matthewmatosis has the best takedown on it and hits on a lot of the reasons I hated it

I only watched a let's play of it and I hate it. Thought since I didn't care for the combat that watching it would let me experience the story and it starts off super pretty in an interesting world with cool characters. Then it just completely falls apart and with a cherry on top it tells you that the events of the game were completely pointless