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Misha

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...Mario universe has a timeline?
Officially?

No.

But there's s teeny bit of continuity, the most notable being DK Jr growing up to be the modern DK and there's fan speculation of Rosalina being Luigi's daughter or some crap like that


It's mostly just a joke about how dumb the Zelda timeline is and how silly it would be to include every Mario sports game and other spin off
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Haha X-Men Apocalypse is so dumb. The CG looks terrible, too.

Pretty much the only good thing is Quicksilver
I'm kinda happy it sucked. First Class was sooooo fucking good. DoFP less so. Shitty fucking XMEN movies make it more likely that Fox will cut a deal with Marvel so that they can quit shitting on the xmen.
 

Misha

Banned
I'm kinda happy it sucked. First Class was sooooo fucking good. DoFP less so. Shitty fucking XMEN movies make it more likely that Fox will cut a deal with Marvel so that they can quit shitting on the xmen.
Deadpool is considered xmen so RIP your hopes and dreams
 

Halcyon

Member
These last few pages read like a conversation I'd hear if I was sitting on a bench at the mall outside of Hot Topic while I am enjoying a pretzel and wondering why everyone is yelling at each other while wearing Kermit the Frog beanies.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Poe Dameron is goofy as hell in this role :D

I'm inclined to agree with Misha that it's silly and bad enough that you can sort of enjoy it on that level
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Deadpool is considered xmen so RIP your hopes and dreams
Not true.
http://www.cbr.com/movie-legends-revealed-is-deadpool-part-of-foxs-x-men-movie-rights/amp/
The simple answer is no, Deadpool’s rights were not included with the X-Men in the deal that effectively granted Fox perpetual rights to make movies based on the X-Men and ancillary characters. Deadpool’s rights were sold in 2000 to Artisan Entertainment as part of a larger agreement that encompassed more than a dozen Marvel characters. In the pre-Marvel Studios days, Marvel would strike a deal with pretty much anyone who thought they could produce a film based on one if its characters. For instance, Black Widow almost had her own solo movie before any of her fellow Avengers.




Artisan was purchased in 2003 by Lionsgate, and the Deadpool project appeared to be going nowhere. The following year, however, New Line Cinema, which produced the “Blade” movies, took an interest in the character. David S. Goyer, who wrote the “Blade” films, including the then just-released “Blade: Trinity” (co-starring Ryan Reynolds), spoke in 2004 about tackling a Deadpool movie:


I want to do something else with Ryan Reynolds because I really loved working with him and New Line wants to do something else with Ryan Reynolds and Marvel wants to do something with Ryan because there aren’t a lot of actors anymore that can do credible action and be funny and that are also good actors
The New Line version of Deadpool would specifically not be connected to the Fox films, as Goyer noted:

We would completely reinvent it. We can’t connect it to Weapon X or anything like that. We’ll see.
New Line’s interest went nowhere, and in 2005, Fox became involved, and eventually signed a deal for Deadpool’s movie rights. The character was included in 2009’s “X-Men Origins: Wolverine,” where he was portrayed by Reynolds.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
I'm kinda happy it sucked. First Class was sooooo fucking good. DoFP less so. Shitty fucking XMEN movies make it more likely that Fox will cut a deal with Marvel so that they can quit shitting on the xmen.
Yup. Outside of that movie, the series is just mediocre overall.
 

FloatOn

Member
my dad was playing xmen 3 the last stand at his house this weekend and I was reminded how fucking terrible that was.

surely apocalypse can't be that bad

These last few pages read like a conversation I'd hear if I was sitting on a bench at the mall outside of Hot Topic while I am enjoying a pretzel and wondering why everyone is yelling at each other while wearing Kermit the Frog beanies.

ikr. what a bunch of nerds!
 

Misha

Banned
Poe Dameron is goofy as hell in this role :D

I'm inclined to agree with Misha that it's silly and bad enough that you can sort of enjoy it on that level
That's why I enjoyed it way more than suicide squad
I was thinking more like they're using xmen as supporting characters and they would use it as a launching off point for other xmen characters
(Like wouldn't cable be considered xmen?)
my dad was playing xmen 3 the last stand at his house this weekend and I was reminded how fucking terrible that was.

surely apocalypse can't be that bad
Watch it and see. Let's put it this way. I was laughing like 10 minutes into the film
when magneto's daughter and wife somehow got impaled on the same arrow that was accidentally shot
 

zeemumu

Member
Let me re-write what were clearly thinking with those numbered points.

1. You're racist
2. You're sexist
3. Why would the timeline mean anything and you certainly can't do new things whilst also maintaining what's been established.

Now heres my response.

1. I said I like Elba and I'm all for him, fuck it reboot the movies I was just saying what the one problem with that might be.
2. I didn't say that, if you want I can dig up my fawning review of Sicario and how great i thought Blunt and her character was. If you wanted to do a female Bond you would have to change a lot of shit to the point where it wouldn't be Bond and you would just be calling her Bond because. Or you could have Emily Blunt play a man.

3. Preserving the timeline is what's important to the studio, because established low risk things tend to make more money, obviously studio people are the ones who make the decisions, thus why that might prevent them from casting Elba.
Thank you for not only the implied accusation of Racism, but also for the implied accusation of sexism, I just adore having my words twisted around on me.

Why don't you get that nights sleep and take your "I don't give a fuck" attitude out on someone else.

Preserving the Bond timeline has never been important to the studio. If they really cared they wouldn't have given any info about Bond's past in Skyfall, because up until that point you could've written it all away by saying that Bond is a codename, so literally anyone could be Bond. If Bond was a codename then anyone could be Bond, and if it wasn't then the series has been rebooted so many times that a restriction on Bond's casting for the sake of preserving continuity would be silly. Hell, Never Say Never Again is just Thunderball.

Why would you have to make major changes for Bond to be a woman? You could have a female Bond with the same personality and skillset. Unless you consider that scene where Bond got smacked in the nuts in Casino Royale or shirtless beach scenes to be of the utmost importance to his character I don't really see what would be lost.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Why is it that every guy who likes a girl in this movie turns into a stuttering mess who can't speak coherently when he sees her? Is that the only way to indicate someone is smitten?

Also it seems like Magneto is in a perpetual cycle of switching from bad to good to bad to good again. Is that how it was in the comics?

I remember the cartoon from when I was a kid and I just knew Magneto as the bad guy
 

FloatOn

Member
I wonder if doctor strange will be any good.

I generally like cumberbatch

I don't know the first thing about the comic book character though other than he has magic powers
 
I wonder if doctor strange will be any good.

I generally like cumberbatch

I don't know the first thing about the comic book character though other than he has magic powers

that trailer looked pretty interesting, not like the other comicbook movie clones. but it could still suffer from an incredibly idiotic plot.
 

zeemumu

Member
I wonder if doctor strange will be any good.

I generally like cumberbatch

I don't know the first thing about the comic book character though other than he has magic powers

I know next to nothing about Doctor Strange but it could be something. Didn't know anything about Guardians of the Galaxy before I saw the film except for Rocket Raccoon and that worked out fine.

But one thing: we need a villain. Almost every major Marvel villain barring Loki has been forgettable as hell. I remember the Netflix villains better than I remember most of the MCU ones. What was the Iron Man 2 one's deal again? His dad got deported?
 

FloatOn

Member
that trailer looked pretty interesting, not like the other comicbook movie clones. but it could still suffer from an incredibly idiotic plot.

yeah I liked the whole inception world bending/shaping thing going on.

also attn: Halcyon I know of your love of batman and pop toys so I thought of you when this headline showed up on my feed

Funko Announces New Line Of Batman: The Animated Series Pop! Figures

this is one you'll probably want

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Misha

Banned
Why is it that every guy who likes a girl in this movie turns into a stuttering mess who can't speak coherently when he sees her? Is that the only way to indicate someone is smitten?

Also it seems like Magneto is in a perpetual cycle of switching from bad to good to bad to good again. Is that how it was in the comics?

I remember the cartoon from when I was a kid and I just knew Magneto as the bad guy
Next time you see Pau ask her about magneto. She'll give you a dissertation :)
that trailer looked pretty interesting, not like the other comicbook movie clones. but it could still suffer from an incredibly idiotic plot.
I saw the cartoon movie that's supposed to be good and I mostly got out of it that he's magic batman if you take the beginning of batman begins and the end of batman vs super man. It was alright but pretty boring. Luckily this looks way better than that.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Why is it that every guy who likes a girl in this movie turns into a stuttering mess who can't speak coherently when he sees her? Is that the only way to indicate someone is smitten?

Also it seems like Magneto is in a perpetual cycle of switching from bad to good to bad to good again. Is that how it was in the comics?

I remember the cartoon from when I was a kid and I just knew Magneto as the bad guy
Magneto has certain ideals and motives. Sometimes those line up with the XMEN goals and sometimes they lead to genocide. Magneto is one of the most interesting characters in the medium if you can ignore some of his early generic bad guy characterizations and his weird clone/deaged Joseph years.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I wonder what sin Ive commited. Saw Independence Day 2 in the plane and my nephews and dad are making me watch it again here. Help.
 

Halcyon

Member
yeah I liked the whole inception world bending/shaping thing going on.

also attn: Halcyon I know of your love of batman and pop toys so I thought of you when this headline showed up on my feed

Funko Announces New Line Of Batman: The Animated Series Pop! Figures

this is one you'll probably want


I might tell my mom to buy one for me. I've only ever bought like 2 of them. The rest were given to me. I have too many now and I've been sorta over it since the baby was born.

It is pretty cool though...fuck it I'm buying it.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
tell them you need to explore your new city
I walked at 9am-10:10am and my cousin drove me around til 2:40pm and got to the apartment by 3. They wont bite on that lol

Edit: I may go to a horror event in Busch Garden for free :eek:
 

FloatOn

Member
I walked at 9am-10:10am and my cousin drove me around til 2:40pm and got to the apartment by 3. They wont bite on that lol

Edit: I may go to a horror event in Busch Garden for free :eek:

yeah howl-o-scream is dope. enjoy

do you have a vehicle yet?
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
yeah howl-o-scream is dope. enjoy

do you have a vehicle yet?
Apparently I'll get to drive the brother in law car if I get a job but at the moment not really. Filling applications for different spots at the moment and getting familiarized with the area.
 

FloatOn

Member
you have a cute pussy Sol :3

Apparently I'll get to drive the brother in law car if I get a job but at the moment not really. Filling applications for different spots at the moment and getting familiarized with the area.

cool. no rush. let me know when you want to hang
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Im really liking the area so far but I need a bigger bed cause my feet are hanging in this one >.>
 

Misha

Banned
So here's a brilliant and completely necessary idea: stardew valley x dark souls


I wanna say dark cloud was kinda similar to that mix but I don't remember it all that well
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
So here's a brilliant and completely necessary idea: stardew valley x dark souls


I wanna say dark cloud was kinda similar to that mix but I don't remember it all that well
Rune Factory could do a harder game I guess.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Nephews screaming offensive words as they play Xbox 360 and One online as I try to rest is the best.
 

Misha

Banned
Rune Factory could do a harder game I guess.
I only played the first rune factory but stardew is way better. I was thinking 3D tho.

The reason why I thought that is cause in stardew some of the weapons just feel useless cause of your lack of control. Doing dodge roll and everything else would make it work


Oh I guess you could throw in some monster hunter also
 

FloatOn

Member
Here's a secret: I listen to too 40 on my commute because I find how mindless it is really soothing but man this 21 pilots band fucking sucks
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I only played the first rune factory but stardew is way better. I was thinking 3D tho.

The reason why I thought that is cause in stardew some of the weapons just feel useless cause of your lack of control. Doing dodge roll and everything else would make it work


Oh I guess you could throw in some monster hunter also
I have yet to play Stardew. I thought it was more Harvest Moon than Rune Factory. >.> (shows how much I've checked that game)
 

Pau

Member
Also it seems like Magneto is in a perpetual cycle of switching from bad to good to bad to good again. Is that how it was in the comics?
Yes because every time a new writer comes on board they want to undo the previous writer's character development. Magneto is at his best when his development is modeled after Malcolm X. But it's easier to just write Hitler 2.0.

It's particularly frustrating in the Age of Apocalypse movie because in the comic version, Magneto is the head of the X-Men and he is the one who defeats Apocalypse in one of my favorite scenes of all time.

Next time you see Pau ask her about magneto. She'll give you a dissertation :)
Girl you know me too well.
 

Misha

Banned
I have yet to play Stardew. I thought it was more Harvest Moon than Rune Factory. >.> (shows how much I've checked that game)

Like I said I only played the first rune factory so idk if they did more with the formula but dungeon crawling is essential in stardew since you need to mine a ton of stuff to get upgrades and craft new things. In theory you could just farm/fish/forage enough to buy the required materials bit that would require a ton of work to make enough money. I mostly find stardew to be an incredibly approachable harvest moon/rune factory game that streamlines well but it still doesn't do enough to add as much depth as id prefer.
 

FloatOn

Member
Got home from work and immediately took my dog on a long walk. It's so nice outside.

But now my lack of sleep from last night is kicking in and I'm tempted to take a nap. I'm not going to though. Too much to do.
 
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