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[AcridMeat]

Feng's phone just randomly Facebook video called me. I got several very strange shots of what I assume was his inner pocket and then a shot of his face before he hung up out of sheer terror.

Chiming in to say this is hilarious.

Off to bed I go again shortly after 10pm.

 

[EatChildren]

colleague called me "daddy jarrod"

*sweats*

 

[Transhuman]

The only time someone should use the word "Daddy" is if it's followed by the words "Day Care".

 

[Chuckie]

I would name the movie "Rogue One". If I was fearful people wouldn't realize it's Star Wars (which shouldn't be an issue anyway), I'd call it Star Wars: Rogue One

I couldn't agree more. I hate the Star Wars Story part of the title

1. Rogue One
2. Star Wars: Rogue One
.
.
.
.
.
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18: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
19 Star Wars Origins: Rogue One
20: Star Wars Stories Presents: Rogue One

 

[FUME5]

Any woman calls me daddy she's getting spanked.

 

[DrM]

Oh yeah, it is Friday

Any woman calls me daddy she's getting spanked.

that's the right way to do it

 

[Josh with a J]

I had a friend call me out on something I did like eight years ago recently

I barely remembered even saying it and I was like nineteen at the time, come on

Yeah that's silly to me. It's been 5 years since this incident happened and yeah what I did was prettt shitty but come onn

Oakley makes the shades that transform a tool.

Rolling my eyes but you can't see them behind my shades

 

[Professor Beef]

con air is such a fun fucking movie

 

[Chuckie]

Any woman calls me daddy she's getting spanked.

Lol. What do I need to say to a woman though to get spanked? No way I am gonna call her mommy...that's just fucking awkward.

 

[FUME5]

Lol. What do I need to say to a woman though to get spanked? No way I am gonna call her mommy...that's just fucking awkward.

I think you'd call her mistress.

 

[Chuckie]

I think you'd call her mistress.

That could work.

What I always have wondered is why English speakers use the same word for a mistress (female master) and for a mistress (woman on the side/outside marriage)

 

[jb1234]

Any woman calls me daddy she's getting spanked.

Duly noted.

 

[Transhuman]

Rolling my eyes but you can't see them behind my shades

https://youtu.be/PQHPYelqr0E?t=25

 

[Clydefrog]

That could work.

What I always have wondered is why English speakers use the same word for a mistress (female master) and for a mistress (woman on the side/outside marriage)

I have always wondered why every word in the Dutch language makes me clear my throat.

gekruid gehakt!

 

[Chuckie]

I have always wondered why every word in the Dutch language makes me clear my throat.

gekruid gehakt!

We hebben ook duizenden woorden zonder die keelklanken. Zoals de zin die ik net typte.

 

[Clydefrog]

We hebben ook duizenden woorden zonder die keelklanken. Zoals de zin die ik net typte.

Gefeliciteerd!

 

[Transhuman]

 

[Chuckie]

Gefeliciteerd!

Dank je!

En we hebben twee woorden voor mistress namelijk meesteres en minnares.

 

[FUME5]

Duly noted.

I was very deliberate with my wording.

 

[Transhuman]

https://www.howtoliveindenmark.com/...in-denmark-get-drunk-and-find-your-true-love/

Wow the Danish culture is very colourful and beautiful and filled with nuance.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh man new Jeff Rosenstock album is amazing

 

[Transhuman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL1_Q07eme8

Hey RNH do you like Totally Michael y/n

 

[Clydefrog]

Kokomo is such a legit fun song

WAY DOWN IN KOKOMO

 

[FUME5]

Kokomo is such a legit fun song

WAY DOWN IN KOKOMO

You son of a bitch.

 

[EatChildren]

Kokomo is such a legit fun song

WAY DOWN IN KOKOMO

I can't trust anybody who doesn't like The Beach Boys.

 

[DrM]

Kokomo is such a legit fun song

WAY DOWN IN KOKOMO

SING ALONG!

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I want to take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go
Ooh I want to take you down to
Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo.

 

[Clydefrog]

aww yusss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsk3QzjcTk

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I can't trust anybody who doesn't like The Beach Boys.

While I agree with the sentiment

That's a shit song

 

[Clydefrog]

well it's not going to win any lit nobels

we can still enjoy it

 

[jb1234]

I can't trust anybody who doesn't like The Beach Boys.

I'm of the belief that Good Vibrations is one of the best songs ever written.

 

[Transhuman]

I prefer God Only Knows tho

 

[EatChildren]

That's a shit song

No.

In the meantime; breakfest selfie.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

help me

 

[FloatOn]

I'm of the belief that Good Vibrations is one of the best songs ever written.

The marky mark version is also good

 

[Vazra]

No.

In the meantime; breakfest selfie.

Bite me

 

[Ceallach]

Breakfast potluck got a little out of hand

 

[FUME5]

Dr Guns in the background knows he's got this.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I got a job interview 😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉

 

[EatChildren]

I'm drunk. AMA.

Bite me

Kiss me.

I got a job interview 😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉

Where at?

Spoiler

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S.

I'm sure you interview fine, but if you want any tips (give it's my job) let me know.

Breakfast potluck got a little out of hand

What's in the tubs?

 

[FloatOn]

I got a job interview 😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉

congrats

is it in alaska?

 

[Ceallach]

I got a job interview 😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉

OMG. Good luck! What is it for?

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

I get to be a desk jockey all day today.

Fucking shoot me.

 

[Ceallach]

I'm drunk. AMA.



Kiss me.



Where at?

Spoiler

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S.

I'm sure you interview fine, but if you want any tips (give it's my job) let me know.



What's in the tubs?

Ribs and 5 cheese macaroni

 

[EatChildren]

I get to be a desk jockey all day today.

Fucking shoot me.

Huzzah for desk jobs.

Spoiler

Do you too get threats of physical violence?

Ribs and 5 cheese macaroni

Man, I fucking miss ribs.
I miss meat.

 

[Transhuman]

I'm drunk. AAMA

Wanna hang out later this year? I could get a plane ticket and we could hang out for a bit if you're keen.

 

[FloatOn]

I'm drunk. AMA.

Are you still drunk?
What is the best video game?
What is the best movie?
Would you rather break an arm or a leg?
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What was the last thing you laughed about?
What was the last thing that made you angry?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Ugh fuck why am I getting ill today?! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR?! :c

Spoiler

This weekend is WTFest :c

I got a job interview 😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉

GOOD LUCK!

 

[Xiao Hu]

I got a job interview 😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉

🙌🙌🙌🙌

Congrats
________

Is NeoGAF slow today for anybody else?

 

[EatChildren]

Wanna hang out later this year? I could get a plane ticket and we could hang out for a bit if you're keen.

I have a couch and a doona with your name on it if you want. So yeah, more than welcome.

Are you still drunk?
What is the best video game?
What is the best movie?
Would you rather break an arm or a leg?
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What was the last thing you laughed about?
What was the last thing that made you angry?

Drunker.

I don't really consider "best" of anything only subjective importance/resonance, and so...
Metroid Prime / Super Metroid / Half-Life 2 / Killer 7 / The Witcher 3 / Medieval 2: Total War / Resident Evil 4 / Bloodborne
Mulholland Drive / Melancholia / Jurassic Park / Children of Men / The Fountain

Leg, I think. Broken leg I could manage as my arms are so actively used.
Impossible question. My gut says blind, because a life without audio resonance seems so depressing. I listen to a lot of music.
Finished my game, for better or worse. Different career path externally, related or not. I don't know.
The way my new colleague was treated at her old site, by her then colleagues.
The way my new colleague was treated at her old site, by her then colleagues.

 

[Misha]

Is NeoGAF slow today for anybody else?

It was slow last night for me and today it's awful