Nomadic Sparks
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toadsworth
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I hate going to bars but I love hanging out with people. Why don't more people just hang out in apartments? Why's everyone gotta "go out" all the time? I just wanna play board games
Nomadic Sparks
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I was a morning janitor at a bar and grill and it wasn't as bad you think it was but let's just say I'd rather drink at home from now on and watch sports events.
Nomadic Sparks
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toadsworth
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I like going to live music or going somewhere cool for someone's birthday but watching a game at a bar or just going to bars for the sake of it is a drag. You can't pick the music and it's too loud and the drinks are overpriced and you have to deal with drunk douchebags trying to get laid. Jesus I sound like an old man
toadsworth
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Did your ceiling just collapse due to it being suspended by duct tape?
Nomadic Sparks
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I stay away from bars because I'am broke most of the time and I'am terrified of people taking advantage of me while I'm drunk and FUCK Country music JFC
Nomadic Sparks
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That's the ceiling tile getting fucked up. I really haven't given that much thought to that.
Hopefully I'll be out of this house sooner then later.
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Transhuman
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When I go to bars all I hear is Velouria by the Pixies and stuff like that because I have headphones and social anomie is great.
Nomadic Sparks
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Some one make a .gif of this with just the lady members of FakeGAF lol
Do we have that many tho?
Some one make a .gif of this with just the lady members of FakeGAF lol
Nomadic Sparks
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Ceallach
Em
Lilith
Trab
Misha
Pau
I really can't think of anymore offhand that post regularly*
*Jobbs is not a girl
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Transhuman
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I was made an honourary woman once actually that counts.
toadsworth
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😂😂😂
this is a weird conversation.
arguing with Trump supporters on facebook is an effort in futility. I would advise against, but goddammit I can't help myslef
I managed to dodge exploding at a family friend when he posted a meme of a bunch of army bros gathered in a circle with the words "If you're offended by what Trump says, just know that far worse has been said here" on top. I think it's time for a FB break until the election is over. My life is hard enough without the added stress.
toadsworth
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When someone says that Hillary Clinton is trying to start a race war is about where I draw the line though. Especially someone that I know to be fairly intelligent.
Fuck. We can't really escape this election anywhere can we?
whoops i'm the one that brought it up, sorry
Nomadic Sparks
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I deleted my FB because my town is filled with morons
.....
I've always wanted to make a thing that analyzes someone's Steam library and have the results be:
You're an imbecile
You pour moldy potato salad and half eaten hotdogs in your pants and call it a job
or some shit like that
.....
I've always wanted to make a thing that analyzes someone's Steam library and have the results be:
You're an imbecile
You pour moldy potato salad and half eaten hotdogs in your pants and call it a job
or some shit like that
How does Protestant guilt compare to Catholic guilt?
toadsworth
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Nomadic Sparks
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You can add on to the whole lack of protestant work ethic to that toxic shit stew
toadsworth
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Glad my family distanced from that shit when we realized our pastors were pushing a political agenda. More power to you friend, try not to let them get to you.
I was told I was one once cause Im gay. I never rolled my eyes so hard tbh.
Edit: Which Emma Stome guys and gals?
Or
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Transhuman
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I have never needed Emma Stone to love me in a physical way more badly than I do at this very moment.
Don't stress too much over it. It will be fine and if you do go bald eventually you still have a darn cute face to save you and get you d and v.
FeenixRising
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Just cleaned the hell out of my room, did some reorganizing and now it's all nice and purty.
I would post a picture of my work buuuut..... I've seen some gaffers homes and my little domicile looks like a poor house compared to those.
I would post a picture of my work buuuut..... I've seen some gaffers homes and my little domicile looks like a poor house compared to those.
Vazra, you know how to make me blush 😘
Seriously. First pic I saw and thought oh that's pretty cute. Then second picture was like BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? (In Bart's voice)
Lol the room I have is Minions themed. I think you cant top that.
Set me on fiyahhhh
😘
Baroquemantic
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Did binyah binyah ever grow into a full fledged frog, or did he stay a polliwog the entirety of his life?
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Transhuman
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The first is hot as fuck and I really like midriff but in the second she looks like Eva Green and thats hot af too so I don't know
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Good grief it is warm today. Spring has finally hit.
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Transhuman
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Hey EC do I buy tickets for Avalon or Tullamarine.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Tullamarine is the main airport and much closer to the city.
Keep me in the loop with what you're thinking/doing so I'm actually around.
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Transhuman
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How many months until I outstay my welcome? Will pitch in money for milk and toilet paper.
trab pu kcip
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what's your top 5 list of recent games and movies? I'm totally not ripping that off for any potential test questions
this is off the top of my head and not necessarily in exact order... but I could talk at length about any of these and why they're awesome.
movies:
1) nightcrawler
2) ex machina
3) it follows
4) blood father
5) whiplash
games:
1) bloodborne
2) don't starve
3) ori and the blind forest
4) darkest dungeon
5) alien isolation
Games
Bayonetta 2
Dark Souls 3
Momodora Reverie Under the Moonlight
The House in Fata Morgana
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round
Movies
Ex Machina
Lights Out
The Witch
Babadook
We Are Still Here
And if you need ideas for games to hate, I nominate Bioshock Infinite. It fucking sucks. so hard
It's like the people who made the first two games (which were awesome) suddenly stopped caring
Been on a matthewmatosis binge lately and his BS Infinite takedown is cathartic
It's like the people who made the first two games (which were awesome) suddenly stopped caring
Been on a matthewmatosis binge lately and his BS Infinite takedown is cathartic
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Transhuman
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Kubo and the Two Strings
Calvary
Inherent Vice
Slow West
Phoenix
And games are more dead than print media
Edit: forgot about Psychonauts that game makes me feel nostagic
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I dunno what constitutes as recent, so I'm just gonna thumb rule and list nothing pre-2015, and in no particular order.
Games:
- The Witcher 3 (and all expansion packs)
- Bloodborne
- Inside
- Dark Souls III
- Doom 4
Movies
- Mad Max Fury Road
- Sicario
- The Witch
- Shin Godzilla
- Ex Machina
You may stay at my apartment for exactly five hours. No more, no less.
friskykillface
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Emma Roberts
Now for no reason whatsoever I'll criticize two of EC's choices
"The Witch" was a movie that constantly felt like I should be thinking it's good, but constantly found myself actively disliking the characters and setting, perhaps in part because the movie lacked a "protagonist" -- You know, someone we can in some way relate to who guides us through the story, especially when it takes place in a setting where everyone is a weirdo we can't understand. The girl was the closest thing but still not really.
"Inside" excelled at establishing a rich atmospheric setting but left me feeling that it was sort of a cop-out story wise and ultimately overrated
We definitely agree on Ex Machina though. I don't know if I'd want to watch this movie repeatedly like I do with some movies that I love, but I loved it nonetheless. I love good science fiction that is true to itself and its world and doesn't compromise itself to make an obnoxious hollywood payoff
"The Witch" was a movie that constantly felt like I should be thinking it's good, but constantly found myself actively disliking the characters and setting, perhaps in part because the movie lacked a "protagonist" -- You know, someone we can in some way relate to who guides us through the story, especially when it takes place in a setting where everyone is a weirdo we can't understand. The girl was the closest thing but still not really.
"Inside" excelled at establishing a rich atmospheric setting but left me feeling that it was sort of a cop-out story wise and ultimately overrated
We definitely agree on Ex Machina though. I don't know if I'd want to watch this movie repeatedly like I do with some movies that I love, but I loved it nonetheless. I love good science fiction that is true to itself and its world and doesn't compromise itself to make an obnoxious hollywood payoff
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