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Transhuman
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You should move to Australia there's jobs, sand, and you'll love the way we pronounce certain words.
Where all these jobs at?
Professor Beef
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, though. I'm afraid of
widths.
friskykillface
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RIGGED.
ugh can't sleep, shook at this exam which is worth 20/25% of the entire grade.
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bleh
boo
I'm gonna sleep with my notes and review sheet under my pillow, my professor said that might help you remember , but this was in 2007, why do I remember this.
toadsworth
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Damn thats hilarious.
I get why all these threads have been locked, but I feel like this should at least be discussed. A super pac is funding these videos which are now being shared all over social media to further the corrupt clinton narrative. This is what political warfare has become. Fucking clickbait on social media. This is what political ads are now.
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Well according to Grace Collier on QandA last night if you don't have a job then you should create a job and if you don't you are lazy and not trying to be employed hard enough.
I usually can't handle more than 10 minutes of Q&A before I turn into my Dad and start vocally calling bullshit at the TV...
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Transhuman
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man you're pretty much a monk 10 mins is pretty impressive tbh
toadsworth
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Finally set my relationship status to single on facebook. It took over a month and I am sufficiently drunk to do it. Fuck i hate everything
Professor Beef
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Curiosity killed the cat. For a while, I was a suspect.
Professor Beef
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Professor Beef
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "happy birthday."
liliththepale
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My younger brother is trying to get our parents to surrender their legal guardianship of him to our older brother. What a rebel. He's staging this coup not by going and living with my older brother and his wife, but by staying at my house. I feel like I just got roped into a bunch of drama I have no business handling.
How old were you turning?
How old were you turning?
How old is he and what does he want? Is this the one who shot your cousin?
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What's the reason?
liliththepale
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Oliver's fourteen and wants to be under Josh's care. I have no idea why. He's not talking about it. Josh is twenty-five and shot my cousin.
Sounds like Oliver is just being a brat, he's hiding out at your place but won't tell you why he wants to emancipate from your parents.
liliththepale
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Yeah pretty much. But it's fine. I'll ask my dad about it at work tomorrow. I can't imagine there's a real problem going on.
What does Josh want?
Professor Beef
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sounds like oliver wants some...company
Some poop happened and I've been addicted to some old jams today.
Any time I hear those guitar riffs and basslines *whew*
Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride (a mixture of this and the puff daddy sample)
Any time I hear those guitar riffs and basslines *whew*
Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride (a mixture of this and the puff daddy sample)
Wow, I wonder what kind of poop.
liliththepale
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I like the way you think! <3
I guess he and Oliver have been talking about this for a couple months now. Josh is the floor manager at my dad's print shop, so they'll both be there to talk about it tomorrow, but they may have hashed it out before I clock in so I don't know how much of the details I'll catch.
If you abbreviate both of the words in your name it spells Probe.
Professor Beef
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You can abbreviate beef?
liliththepale
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Kobe or not kobe? That is the question.
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Can you find Kobe in this picture?
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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That was Jean Baptiste Lully if I remember correctly
Edit: So if Oliver doesn't want to be the son of your father anymore, can I take his soon to be vacant spot?
Nailed it.
bronk
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Hey guys. I know my name sounds dirty but it's a nickname that came from something innocent but ended up bigskeet. Anyways I wanna share my pain. I ate 15 mini corn dogs from Wienerschnitzel and threw up a few hours later. Had some dirty lil weenies and im paying for it. I wanted to go to sleep but my stomach is killing me and im just laying here in pain. Randomly came across this thread and seems cool.
HP_Wuvcraft
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God you could've given me more of a heads up. I have a lot of things to teenage proof now
Look, I'm familiar with a munchies rampage when I'm trashed, but I'm never 15 fucking mini corndogs trashed.
*Surface tried to autocorrect corndogs to condoms*
Josh with a J
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Transhuman
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There's too many of us in this thread. Only Dans can compete.
What bro?
liliththepale
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Not enough Joshes IMO
lol. I think he'd happily take the bachelor pad. It's better than living in this sorority.
There used to be a Wienerschnitzel near me but they closed just over a year ago, thank baphomet. It used to be I'd get a random craving for their chili dogs every month or two and then eat it and then feel sick to my stomach. Now I get to skip the whole run around because it's too inconvenient to go to the second nearest one!
Welcome to the thread
Man if only that kid knew what it was like to not have shit
I understand the need to rebel though so I probably shouldn't say too much
I think my parents gave up very near to or shortly after my sister (18). They were like we already got one or two good ones, the rest can be spoiled rotten. Ha.
Yeah probably. They're having auditions on Saturday.
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If your girlfriend finds that video in your viewing history I hope she is real understanding about it.
If she went through my browsing history she'd probably be surprised to learn how squeaky clean I am tbh
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