Not exactly a high bar
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Not exactly a high bar
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
But Cattle farms are global, almonds are almost entirely grown in California, which has water issues.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I adore dairy and meat, so the whole substitute thing is just a crock of shit most of the time. Not necessary worse but still massively different, enough to nullify the idea that they can "replace" dairy and meat. The texture is always wrong, and the flavours too. TVP bolognese is as close as it's gotten for me, along with this great Asain restaurant that specialises in seitan.
The rest just tastes like something made by vegans/vegetarians who have no idea what real meats/cheeses/milk actually taste like.
I'm a big advocate for lab meat. I miss meat juice.
The rest just tastes like something made by vegans/vegetarians who have no idea what real meats/cheeses/milk actually taste like.
I'm a big advocate for lab meat. I miss meat juice.
Lewd
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Transhuman
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Reagan costumes are selling like crazy, could this indicate another Reagan presidency on the way?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I would have agreed a few months ago
glass strap ons are sublime
liliththepale
Banned
Amen, sister.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
One friend swears on popping her glass dildo in the freezer beforehand.
toadsworth
Banned
Cats lying on chests : show of affection or asserting dominance?
Dominance duh
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Transhuman
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We should make an entire woman made of glass. I will make the hands and legs, Fume5 can make the head and pelvis, EC can make the torso.
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Why?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I'm on site and have been chewing through my data plan because my phone hadn't been syncing to the wifi at home, can I get a synopsis?
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Sears requires drug tests?
That's crazy. What about if marihuana (technically a correct spelling, so I'll be edgy and show I don't smoke at the same time) becomes legal? Wouldn't a rabid user of harder drugs be pretty noticeable just on sight? Drug tests seem steep for a retail job.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
It's the Voltron theme
Idk. Most places I applied to do drug testing.
They get you laid as part of the hiring process?
I think I found how that store still exists.
You have to remember, it's Florida.
The place where people try to* bite other people's faces off on drugs.
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Transhuman
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Man I was looking up Voltron gifs before I saw ceallach's link now I feel predictable.
The glass woman is for sex Fume5
Hah, got it.
I'm not building or fucking glass ho's or giant robots made from robo lions.
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Transhuman
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Fine you can just make out with the glass statue no judgements.
Initial impressions of Dark Souls 3 DLC
is that it's artistically gorgeous but -- at least in its early area -- Leans in on some of the less fun mechanics and habits of the Souls series. Dog class enemies have never been fun to fight. They're absolutely annoying, but mixed into a level design sparingly can serve as good material to pace the experience and toy with the user. The DLC takes dog enemies and turns it up to 11.
We're also seeing huge groups of enemies that are best handled by kiting and cheesing -- Something that Dark Souls 2 did a lot and it's another design thing that I don't like. The controls and mechanics of Dark Souls are suited to one on one combat. Because of this fighting groups can induce panic -- And, again, that can be good if paced well into a level -- But at times it can be too much.
I holocausted these wolves then died to the big one in the distance.
But at least I found a cool javelin.
We're also seeing huge groups of enemies that are best handled by kiting and cheesing -- Something that Dark Souls 2 did a lot and it's another design thing that I don't like. The controls and mechanics of Dark Souls are suited to one on one combat. Because of this fighting groups can induce panic -- And, again, that can be good if paced well into a level -- But at times it can be too much.
I holocausted these wolves then died to the big one in the distance.
But at least I found a cool javelin.
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Ahh. It might be an American thing. Not saying there's any higher incidence of drug use, but private American companies might feel it's a bigger deal than in other countries.
Ah yes, that was big news worldwide.
One of the biggest laughs I've had so far in the DLC is right at the beginning when you get mobbed by the wolves. It's really crappy design as you'd think they would have learned by now that this series doesn't do multiple-enemy battles very well, much less a fleet of them.
Congrats. :/
At least someone is happy.
My date for tomorrow cancelled on me as apparently her father hates my guts I guess. So now we're not talking. And she can't play FFXIV anymore so out goes the whole reason I bought the damn thing. *vent*
Then again... all my dates cancel. wtf else is new.
Asking her to coffee instead of asking if she has a boyfriend/husband.
I'm concerned that also might seem a bit forward given there isn't a ton of time to talk in class. I would feel better about doing something like that if there were a bit of context beforehand. Maybe I can hit her up for small talk at some random point and see if I can lead into that.
Congrats. :/
At least someone is happy.
My date for tomorrow cancelled on me as apparently her father hates my guts I guess. So now we're not talking. And she can't play FFXIV anymore so out goes the whole reason I bought the damn thing. *vent*
Then again... all my dates cancel. wtf else is new.
Why does pops hate your guts?
I don't know. She wouldn't tell me much. I think he and his coworker think I'm weird. Which... Everyone does so... It's whatever I guess.
Probably the hair.
Also his daughter has developed a habit of getting into trouble. So he's probably suspicious as all fuck.
I just hope it doesn't interfere with my work relationship with him.
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Transhuman
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Tell her you're a sculptor and would like feel her face for a bust. After she says yes and you are feeling her face with your eyes closed, ask her if her boyfriend appreciates how exquisite her cheekbones are. Then say something funny and when she laughs ask her if she'd like to go get a cup of coffee and let her know that she can feel your face whenever.
Also, work the earlobe.
You're trying to get with your workmates daughter? High risk scenario.
Is desktop Gaf broken for anyone else?
AnathemicOne
Banned
CSS (the fancy layout) of the webpage is broken, I assume site admins are working on a fix. In the meantime enjoy the retro theme!
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Transhuman
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Everything is fine for me. Better than fine.
Not exactly. He's an auctioneer of sorts, I work for the venue that hosts many of the events he runs. His daughter works with him and we really hit it off.
And then we didn't.
The lead in is implied. But it doesn't take much build up for that.
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