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F***in' Mike Jones.

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Dyne

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THE Mike Jones?

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Nah.. nah man. Why you have to hate.
 
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Bob White

Member
RAP!

thats my dj! look at my GEAR!!!!!! look at it!!! i'm black and i live in dc!!!! i'm a fucking thug who still cant fight! look at my haymaker!! ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL

LOOK AT HOW I WALK! DONT I WALK BLACK?! DONT I WALK BLACK?!?!?!?!!?

crunk!!!! BET!!!!!!!!! "what is you thinking?"

i'm white and i live in DC! (NO I DONT! I REALLY LIVE IN THE METRO AREA! see, we call it dc anyway because we like to fuck with bob white!)

i'm from mexico and i hate black people because all of them think they're tough and they all want to beat up on us people from mexico! i want to fight them too. black people are tough and i am from mexico!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking FAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! you stink!!!!
 
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MIMIC

Banned
Bob White said:
RAP!

thats my dj! look at my GEAR!!!!!! look at it!!! i'm black and i live in dc!!!! i'm a fucking thug who still cant fight! look at my haymaker!! ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL

LOOK AT HOW I WALK! DONT I WALK BLACK?! DONT I WALK BLACK?!?!?!?!!?

crunk!!!! BET!!!!!!!!! "what is you thinking?"

i'm white and i live in DC! (NO I DONT! I REALLY LIVE IN THE METRO AREA! see, we call it dc anyway because we like to fuck with bob white!)

i'm from mexico and i hate black people because all of them think they're tough and they all want to beat up on us people from mexico! i want to fight them too. black people are tough and i am from mexico!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking FAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! you stink!!!!
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight </Dr. Evil>
 
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Bob White

Member
"hey, boy"

bob white > ???!?! fuck you, bitch! big brother of both types. i'm fucking crazy. i dont give a shit!

i know he fucking kicks people!!! i KNOW!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!! SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED IN A MOVIE THAT I DIDNT THINK WAS FUNNY! THAT MEANS ITS TIME TO LAUGH AT NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD, why am i laughing?! WHY AM I LAUGHING?!?!?!?!? fucking SHEEP!!!!!!!!!

DC will fuck arizona to fuck me up quicker! fucking old people! I HATE DEALING LEGAL DRUGS TO THOSE FUCKING STINKING FUCKING DEAD BAGS OF SKIN!!!!

fuck that store! fuck that 20 dollars!

HEY, I HATE WAR OF THE WORLDS BECAUSE TOM CRUISE IS IN IT.

????? fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soul food saturday?! h20?! downtown! fuck you stupid fuckers and your radio station

beltway! traffic?! redskins?! you fucker love the round' and round' of it all. you love this shit! you love 9/11! you love when bush wins! vote kerry all you want!

what?! a loving grandmother! YES! thank GOD!

but........she hates white people.....WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

GOD!!!! GOD!!!!!!
baseball is on for how long?! why? WHY?

look at that fucker's teeth! HE'S ON TV AND MAKING MORE MONEY THAN ME!!!!! and its right!

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT! I'M ON TILT. I'M ON TILT! BANKROLL ME OR SOME SHIT! I'M ON FUCKING TILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm all in!!!
 
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Bowser

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BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME
 
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Hotsuma

Member
Bowser said:
BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

I SAID

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

I SAID

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

I SAID

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

I SAID

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME

I SAID

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME
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Fixed that up for ya. :lol
 
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MIMIC

Banned
Bowser said:
BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES GO, "EH..."

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES GO, "EH..."

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES GO, "EH..."

I SAID,

BACK THEN HOES DIDN'T WANT ME, NOW I'M HOT HOES GO, "EH..."
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Re-fixed. :p
 
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pollo

Banned
Bowser said:
WRONG.

281-330-8004 HIT MIKE JONES UP ON THE LOW CAUSE MIKE JONES BOUT TO BLOW
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:lol :lol :lol

right. my bad.

this thread is not complete with the people's champ...no not this guy\:
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you know who im talkin bout willis.

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MY NAME IS PAUL WAULL IMM DA PEOPLES CHAMP!
 
Blackace

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
"blowin on endo Gamecube Nintendo..."


I mean for real how can you hate on that?
 
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SpeedingUptoStop

will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
Befo' my paper came, befo' I got my fame
These hoes that's poppin on me now didn't even know my name
They said my flow was lame, they said I had no game
I told 'em all I was fin' to blow they thought I was insane
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Cause they see me on the rise and oh now my paper thick
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and oh now my paper thick


:lol
 
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Beezy

Member
[Slim Thug]
Now look who creepin', look who crawlin', still ballin' in the mix
It's that six six long dick slim nigga stickin' your chick
Pullin' tricks, lookin' slick, at all times when I'm flippin'
Bar sippin', car dippin', grand wood grain grippin'
Still tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four vogues
Pimpin' four hoes, and I'm packin' four fours
Blowin' on the endo, GameCube Nintendo
Five percent tint, so you can't see up in my window
These niggaz don't understand cuz I'm Boss Hogg on candy
Top down at Maxi's wit a big glock nine handy
Pieced up, creased up, stayin' dressed to impress
Big boss belt buckle under my Mitchell and Ness
Uh, Gucci shades up on my braids when I Escalade
When I'm riding Sprewells slidin' like an escapade
I got it made, the big boss of the north
Ain't shit changed, I still represent Swisha House (Ha!)
 
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pollo

Banned
[Mike Jones]
I got that candy paint drippin, dabbers spinnin; in the turnin lane
Diamonds shinin, fifth wheel reclinin; in the turnin lane
Screens fall, 24's crawl; in the turnin lane
You know me, I ain't trippin 'bout the laws; in the turnin lane
Me and Mellow pull up real slow; to the turnin lane
Whip lookin like it's in a car show; in the turnin lane
My neck wrist and fist filled with snow; in the turnin lane
Call me conceited cause I jam my own clothes; in the turnin lane
While I'm waitin I blow green and sip lean; in the turnin lane
Seems like this light ain't gon' never turn green; in the turnin lane
But I ain't rushin because I got time, try to keep up behind
and I'ma hit ya with that nine; see in the turnin lane
Piece and chain icy rang showin; in the turnin lane
Show my grills and diamonds start glowin; in the turnin lane
I'm jammin Screw music while I'm waitin; in the turnin lane
"Who is Mike Jones?" anticipated; in the turnin lane
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TURNIN' LANE?
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WHO?
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
You guys are so freaking late - Sea Manky has been pimping Mike Jones for the better part of two years now. :lol
 
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Days like these...

Have a Blessed Day
I'm not late I'm from Houston. He filmed one his videos at a local club called the Roxy. Just never said anything cause he hadn't blown up. What's the use of pimping someone none of you guys had heard of? Mike Jones, Paul Wall and Sim thug them boys go hard!

And for the guy a few posts up quoting lyrics its 'boppin' not 'poppin'
 
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Lil' Dice

Banned
bishoptl said:
You guys are so freaking late - Sea Manky has been pimping Mike Jones for the better part of two years now. :lol
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I'm from Cali, it takes a few years for SHIT to be imported here.
 
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MIMIC

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bishoptl said:
You guys are so freaking late - Sea Manky has been pimping Mike Jones for the better part of two years now. :lol
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That's what I'm sayin. :lol

When I was still in high school, people were already yellin and screamin "Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!" He made the rounds on all those mixtapes.
 
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