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[FoxMcChief]

You know the rules.

Dragons Dogma 2’s Sphynx

Spider-Man 2’s Mary Jane

Horizon Forbidden West’s Aloy

 

[Clover904]

 

[Quantum253]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Fuck it all, including this topic.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

 

[cash_longfellow]

Yes, yes, and it depends on how annoying x all three

 

[SlimySnake]

nvm

 

[Northeastmonk]

Can’t cheat on the waifu

 

[Deerock71]

 

[lh032]

I prefer highpoly thread.

 

[IFireflyl]

Looking at the OP, I would just kill myself.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[Arachnid]

Marry Sphinx, kill other two idc

 

[Katajx]

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Weekend started early.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

At least put this shit in off-topic

Also...why did you pick those three? You good?

 

[phaedrus]

 

[Shakka43]

 

[pqueue]

M them all
K them All
then
F them all

 

[Pejo]

F/K/K the ones in the OP, then marry the Switch Axe from Monster Hunter.

 

[SlimeGooGoo]

.

 

[Pejo]

That's fucking hilarious that it's an official tweet.

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

Kill

Kill

Kill

 

[AGRacing]

I wasn’t aware we had so many officers of the fun police on GAF. Relax, jokers.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Still prettier than Sweet Baby’s MJ.

 

[Apocryphon]

What the fucking virgin why?

 

[mansoor1980]

F , M , K

honorable mention

 

[XXL]

 

[geary]

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

F , M , K

honorable mention

Fucking Kill That Marry Jane Plain Goblin

 

[Lord Panda]

 

[MAtgS]

Fuck Rouge
Marry Blaze
Kill Amy

 

[Elbereth]

 

[RickSanchez]

I would f*** and marry Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins,

(i seek your chest, Morrigan)

and kill...........nah i couldn't kill anyone, im too chicken shit for that

 

[RickSanchez]

I'm a straight dude but daymn...........Adam Jensen is Adam Jensen #nohomo

 

[Larxia]

Aren't you supposed to be given 3 choices (hard pick if possible) and then decide? Seems too simple if you just pick whatever you want lol

 

[M.W.]

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

Marry Gabe Newell and force him to make games again instead of sitting on a glorified storefront

Fuck Phil Spencer like he’s been fucking Xbox for over a decade

Kill Druckmann by beating him over the head with his golden globes in retaliation for killing off most of the industry

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Marry

Fuck

Kill

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

 

[TidusYuna]

 

[DenchDeckard]

 

[NightmareFarm]

Marry Aloy(try to get her on a weight loss program)

Fuck MJ

Kill the Sphinx

 

[Gojiira]

Marry the Sphinx - Monster Pussy is Patrician
Fuck Mary Jane - Add to Peters pain lol
Kill Aloy….

 

[Hudo]

What a peculiar thread. Fascinating.

 

[gtabro]

Imma go with

though the first two are easily swappable...

 

[CuteFaceJay]

OP on the BBW fetish or something? What happened to Aloy LOL

 

[Banjo64]

State of that Fable woman Even considering the setting and the fact that she’s supposed to be a sweaty unwashed peasant they still managed to ramp up the uggo to 10.

At least with Kait you could argue she’d be a 5/10 fem boy if you stripped off the Lego armour. Fable woman looks like she molests farm animals.

 

[darrylgorn]

Women with man face

Other than that, I'm pretty flexible.