is that... is that a penis metaphor
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is that... is that a penis metaphor
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Damn, I've been found out. The reason behind my username is because I've lost all my dragon sex toys.
BlueBadger
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That's.. I.. Oh my...
:|
.... Ouch. Ouchhhh. I know my limit and I play within it. O_O
I don't usually get headaches. I went to work one day last year with one of the worst things I've ever experienced. I couldn't even read package labels. I took the rest of the day off as a result and the headache went away within 30 minutes of taking an advil.
...I didn't tell them that last part.
edit: That sex toy article.
Well I think I'll go lay down now.
...I didn't tell them that last part.
edit: That sex toy article.
Well I think I'll go lay down now.
You Know Nothing
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"The heft, thickness and range of this butt plug means you'll get a fulfilling stretch."
nope.gif
ThoseDeafMutes
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I suddenly started getting migraines in 10th grade, then after year 12 never had one again. They were pretty awful though. Probably had about 20 over that 3 year period. Never figured out what caused them or why I stopped getting them. I don't know what getting skullfucked by a dragon dildo feels like, so I wouldn't venture to make that comparison, personally.
BlueBadger
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"Fulfilling stretch"... Are they trying to make it sound pleasureful...?
I can't. Physically, I can't.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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It's not pleasant.
Check out the link I posted above and try to imagine someone furiously slamming one of those into your skull and stirring up your grey matter.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Yeeep, probably going to clear my internet history now. Thanks, Acid.
You Know Nothing
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ThoseDeafMutes
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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#dead
Omfg STOP
wsoxfan1214
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There it is
wsoxfan1214
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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MJH
There are Mockingjay set pictures on Tumblr
Help
There are Mockingjay set pictures on Tumblr
Help
WhereAreMahDragonz
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How about this one
BlueBadger
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OMG this one HAHAHAHAHow about this one
You Know Nothing
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O.
Julianne Moore better werk as President Coin.
How about this one
This is the one I imagined when I typed nope.gif
ThoseDeafMutes
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Why is the Frozen girl on fire in that other thread?
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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That one's pretty great.
I don't have anymore
This is the closest I have.
It's okay. I got you
Huh?
People on Tumblr think she looks like she's been crying. Which means...
ThoseDeafMutes
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You Know Nothing
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I just screamed a bit.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Just an edit. Someone decided to give her fire powers instead of ice ones. Has nothing to do with THG.
You Know Nothing
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She was the girl who was on... ice.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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BlueBadger
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AHHHH DONT WORRY I ALREADY TOLD HER!! <3 <3
wsoxfan1214
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Well. Time to grab my 3DS.
BlueBadger
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wsoxfan1214
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Wtf. where do I get the celebi? 
Wtf. where do I get the celebi?
Use Pokemon Bank to deposit someone, go back to the menu, use it again and she'll transfer Celebi to you. Open your game and choose Pokemon Link and Celebi will be transferred to a Box.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Celebi is really a poor man's Mew.
Whatevs.
BlueBadger
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He's right.
BlueBadger
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People on right now?
Sweet!
Yup!
JOIN SKYPE BITCH
WHAT'S THE TOPIC
ThoseDeafMutes
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Grindr Meetups
so it's badger telling bedtime stories?
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