Fake GAF 2014: Welcome to the Sahara

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Such a good gif.

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Just baked a whole snapper for dinner. Oh my goodness that was tasty. Also had prawns, home made chips and garlic bread. I can die happy and fat.
 
Salmon dinner turned out to be salmon rissoles.

Then after Cards Against Humanity was ruined by one person who threw a temper tantrum over nothing, people started playing drinking games for the rest of the night.

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So this 40-year old Indian guy asked me for directions to where he could buy alcohol in the area and offered me a lift, long story short I was non-verbally propositioned for gay sex.

Never get into a stranger's car, guys.
Especially if it's a van.
 
So this 40-year old Indian guy asked me for directions to where he could buy alcohol in the area and offered me a lift, long story short I was non-verbally propositioned for gay sex.

Never get into a stranger's car, guys.
Especially if it's a van.

wtf

I would totally hop in a strangers car if she was hot, though. =\
AND had an english accent.
 
That reminds me that attractive women rape people too.

http://www.wc-news.com/mass-trend-in-russia-women-are-raping-men/

“She is very beautiful woman. And was expecting a night of passion that I will never forget but unfortunately I can’t remember a thing. I only wish she hadn’t used the drug on me.”

I wouldn't want to be raped regardless of who it was and whether I'd remember or not, honestly.
 
I fucking love folding laundry. I refuse to touch any girly shit though. Jeans and t-shirts only. I won't even let my mum wash her stuff with mine. That's just gross.
 
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