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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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jb1234

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liliththepale said:
What did that goddess ever do to you? :(
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You Know Nothing said:
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(I'm sorry it was too easy of a response.)
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Hahaha! Sorry. I just wanted to get a rise out of people. It's one of those days. :p

(The .gif cracked me up, tho.)
 
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Jobbs

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Emma Roberts is actually a well rounded actor. You guys who just don't like the gifs or don't like the archetype she's played in a few silly fun TV shows just don't really know anything.
 
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jb1234

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Trying to get the Metroid Prime Trilogy to run well on Dolphin. I have it on Wii but I want that resolution bump. This is bringing me uncomfortably back to my teenage years struggling with getting games to run on DOS.
 
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Funky Papa

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trab pu kcip said:
lol yeah always good to use Vice for medical proof :'D

this french study only had seven participants and long story short...made it seem like it's urine but it's still being debated regardless. sooo it's not really the holy grail in squirt knowledge. I really recommend to read this article, which not only touches upon how questionable the scientific "facts" are but also on how it affects female sexuality. note: your mattress won't smell of asparagus unless you really eat a whole lot and ACTUALLY piss the fucking bed.
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If we are to dismiss the study because it was reported by an unsavoury outlet, we can surely also trash that link since the author makes her living from peddling holistic, unscientific bullshit (Amazon's verified purchase reviews are fairly savage). Not only she doesn't understand basic chemistry or physiology (of course it's not going to be pure urine if it's discharged during sex; it will be mixed with other fluids and substances) but she has the galls to claim that the study "seems like another attempt to make women feel ashamed or embarrassed of their sexuality". Sure. Scientists with their complex chemistry are out to shame women. It's not like she has a vested financial interest in selling her books and "holistic guides" without those pesky scientists contradicting her.

I think the issue with female ejaculation is that we need to define it first.

If we are talking about unusually large but still measurably modest amounts of fluid such as the ones commonly studied, yes, while rare, it happens, and it's probably the product of Skene's glands going bananas. Nothing particularly crazy about that.

However, if we are talking about large amounts of fluid (such as the ones measured by the French study) squirted out in pure pornographic film fashion, then it's pee. Which may be mixed with a varying amount of anything else, but still. Pee.

While the neurology of the orgasm is still being investigated, we know human anatomy pretty damn well; enough to understand that it can't produce large amounts of fluid in a matter of minutes, store it in a magical pouch and release it like a geyser... unless we are talking about urine. And the urinary system is already *large* as it is without taking the kidneys in consideration. Expecting the human body to secrete a comparable amount of fluid without a whole lot of undiscovered infrastructure is everything but scientific.

Alas, many gaffers claiming to have been witness to female ejaculation (I'm not talking about you since I don't know the precise details of the event ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )) are not talking about modest amount of fluid, but explosive, huge discharges like the ones commonly seen in porn films... which are urine.

Edit: In case you couldn't tell, I'm passionate about human sexuality and I despise quacks like this R. Leigh person.
 
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Fluvian

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The female orgasm debate is what scared me into being a full time gay, I can't take the pressure of not knowing if my partner is getting off or not, I've certainly had girls who acted like they were having some amazing orgasm only to admit later that they were faking, theres only been one time where I felt certain i gave a girl an orgasm and even then she didn't discharge or anything.
Theres so much certainty you get with guys that you can't get with women.
 
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trab pu kcip

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Funky Papa said:
If we are to dismiss the study because it was reported by an unsavoury outlet, we can surely also trash that link since the author makes her living from peddling holistic, unscientific bullshit (Amazon's verified purchase reviews are fairly savage).

I think the issue with female ejaculation is that we need to define it first.

If we are talking about unusually large but still measurably modest amounts of fluid such as the ones commonly studied, yes, while rare, it happens, and it's probably the product of Skene's glands going bananas. Nothing particularly crazy about that.

However, if we are talking about large amounts of fluid (such as the ones measured by the French study) squirted out in pure pornographic film fashion, then it's pee. Which may be mixed with a varying amount of anything else, but still. Pee.

While the neurology of the orgasm is still being investigated, we know human anatomy pretty damn well; enough to understand that it can't produce large amounts of fluid in a matter of minutes, store it in a magical pouch and release it like a geyser... unless we are talking about urine. And the urinary system is already *large* as it is without taking the kidneys in consideration. Expecting the human body to secrete a comparable amount of fluid without a whole lot of undiscovered infrastructure is everything but scientific.

Alas, many gaffers claiming to have been witness to female ejaculation (I'm not talking about you since I don't know the precise details of the event ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )) are not talking about modest amount of fluid, but explosive, huge discharges like the ones commonly seen in porn films... which are urine.
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just saying that one, relatively small study doesn't prove anything. it's still not 100% cleared up. and clickbait stuff like "squirting=pee!!" doesn't help. and while you can bash the scientific side of the link I offered, I personally support her on the "don't shame women's sexuality" argument. like everyone acting all disgusted and grossed out, it's silly and repressive. but still...proving that it contains some of the stuff that pee is made out of is not automatically pee.

whatever, I agree on the defining thing though. like I don't wanna go into too much detail but I personally never experienced any porn-level shit. so idk, we should ask Hal about this, apparently he experiences it on a regular basis IRL.
 
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Funky Papa

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trab pu kcip said:
just saying that one, relatively small study doesn't prove anything. it's still not 100% cleared up. and clickbait stuff like "squirting=pee!!" doesn't help. and while you can bash the scientific side of the link I offered, I personally support her on the "don't shame women's sexuality" argument. like everyone acting all disgusted and grossed out, it's silly and repressive. but still...proving that it contains some of the stuff that pee is made out of is not automatically pee.

whatever, I agree on the defining thing though. like I don't wanna go into too much detail but I personally never experienced any porn-level shit. so idk, we should ask Hal about this, apparently he experiences it on a regular basis IRL.
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Her shaming comment is senseless because those scientists are not out to shame women. Further, she is financially motivated to attack those scientists which such claims so she can keep selling her awful guides.

As for me, I prefer not to attach mythical qualities to mundane stuff. Urine is urine. It's not huge stuff. Given enough time and/or partners, chances are anybody is going to experience/witness an event. To that point, most people don't even realise what really happens, no matter if we are talking about "mild" ejaculation (read: overlubrication) or squirting.

However, I will gladly ridicule those trying to profit from the ignorance of others (such is the case of that author) and the folks grasping at straws because they cannot allow themselves to believe that their magnum dongs and turbo tongues are not making their girlfriends explode in mysterious streams of liquid that go against every single line of anatomic knowledge. It bugs me out.

Far from shaming nobody for it, I'd equal ejaculation and squirting with queefing. It's just funny stuff that happens during sex and should be taken as such. I'd rather laugh it off.

And now I'm going to take a leak.
 
SolVanderlyn

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Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Not sure why this made me laugh.

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Fluvian

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Funky Papa said:
Her shaming comment is senseless because those scientists are not out to shame women. Further, she is financially motivated to attack those scientists which such claims so she can keep selling her awful guides.

As for me, I prefer not to attach mythical qualities to mundane stuff. Urine is urine. It's not huge stuff. Given enough time and/or partners, chances are anybody is going to experience/witness an event. To that point, most people don't even realise what really happens, no matter if we are talking about "mild" ejaculation (read: overlubrication) or squirting.

However, I will gladly ridicule those trying to profit from the ignorance of others (such is the case of that author) and the folks grasping at straws because they cannot allow themselves to believe that their magnum dongs and turbo tongues are not making their girlfriends explode in mysterious streams of liquid that go against every single line of anatomic knowledge. It bugs me out.

Far from shaming nobody for it, I'd equal ejaculation and squirting with queefing. It's just funny stuff that happens during sex and should be taken as such. I'd rather laugh it off.

And now I'm going to take a leak.
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Why using facts and reason to back up your opinion? all of Tumblr would want you beheaded for that.
 
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trab pu kcip

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Funky Papa said:
Her shaming comment is senseless because those scientists are not out to shame women. Further, she is financially motivated to attack those scientists which such claims so she can keep selling her awful guides.

As for me, I prefer not to attach mythical qualities to mundane stuff. Urine is urine. It's not huge stuff. Given enough time and/or partners, chances are anybody is going to experience/witness an event. To that point, most people don't even realise what really happens, no matter if we are talking about "mild" ejaculation (read: overlubrication) or squirting.

However, I will gladly ridicule those trying to profit from the ignorance of others (such is the case of that author) and the folks grasping at straws because they cannot allow themselves to believe that their magnum dongs and turbo tongues are not making their girlfriends explode in mysterious streams of liquid that go against every single line of anatomic knowledge. It bugs me out.

Far from shaming nobody for it, I'd equal ejaculation and squirting with queefing. It's just funny stuff that happens during sex and should be taken as such. I'd rather laugh it off.

And now I'm going to take a leak.
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I'm not saying the scientists are out to shame women, but the reactions the whole thing sparks are. like even in this thread you going all "eww you know it's pee dude?? you wouldn't want your mattress spoiled" etc etc... it's a very belittling way to handle it. and the blatant way of putting it doesn't help. facts are: it is a liquid that is supposed to have a lot of common ingredients like pee, everything else has to be researched more.
 
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Fluvian

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Lol, god damn you Anthony Weiner, I personally think you should make him Mayor of New York, fuck it we elected Boris Johnson why can't you Americans elect maniacs as your mayors?
 
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FUME5

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Vazra said:
We need more talk about male ejaculation. You know the real thing
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I got gifs if you want
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I need to find a good 'Nah, I'm good" gif.

trab pu kcip said:
I'm not saying the scientists are out to shame women, but the reactions the whole thing sparks are. like even in this thread you going all "eww you know it's pee dude?? you wouldn't want your mattress spoiled" etc etc... it's a very belittling way to handle it. and the blatant way of putting it doesn't help. facts are: it is a liquid that is supposed to have a lot of common ingredients like pee, everything else has to be researched more.
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Look, we only got a full 3-D image of the clitoris in 2009, you're going to have to give us some time to get on board with....whatever it is that is annoying you about dudes reactions to squirting. Some people don't like themselves or their bedding sprayed with fluids, no matter the exact chemical makeup or orifice of origin.
 
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You Know Nothing

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Fluvian said:
Lol, god damn you Anthony Weiner, I personally think you should make him Mayor of New York, fuck it we elected Boris Johnson why can't you Americans elect maniacs as your mayors?
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Well there is Rudy Giuliani.

Former mayor but his racist outbursts keep happening lately. He really fucking hates Beyoncé.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
trab pu kcip said:
I'm not saying the scientists are out to shame women, but the reactions the whole thing sparks are. like even in this thread you going all "eww you know it's pee dude?? you wouldn't want your mattress spoiled" etc etc... it's a very belittling way to handle it. and the blatant way of putting it doesn't help. facts are: it is a liquid that is supposed to have a lot of common ingredients like pee, everything else has to be researched more.
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There's a difference between ridiculing those people by attacking their arrogance and shaming women. I understand why it may ruffle some feathers and how my comments could be taken as belittling by women experiencing such events and being confused by them, but I'm not addressing any of them as far as I know. And even if that were the case, human bodies and their interactions are kinda leaky and smelly. I think we should all make peace with that and make fun of it instead of a drama.

Personally I don't believe you can break taboos with feathers. I'd rather bring the sledgehammer.

Edit: Anthony Weiner is officially a walking dick joke. What's wrong with him?
 
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Vazra

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Zero²;215381226 said:
Not really. Btw is it the norm to reciprocate on that? It's been a while since I deleted my cock pics.
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Only if you feel ok with doing it. I aint here going to actually force you to it even if I joke a lot about it.
 
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