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[FloatOn]

I wanna go golfing. I haven't gone in months.

#whiteclydethings

 

[Vazra]

Im thinking what possible things out of the normal for me I'll try doing at Tampa while avoiding getting eaten by crocs, getting shot or fall on a pile of bath salts.

 

[Funky Papa]

Im thinking what possible things out of the normal for me I'll try doing at Tampa while avoiding getting eaten by crocs, getting shot or fall on a pile of bath salts.

Maybe you'd turn into the bath salted version of Obelix.

 

[FloatOn]

Im thinking what possible things out of the normal for me I'll try doing at Tampa while avoiding getting eaten by crocs, getting shot or fall on a pile of bath salts.

mother fucking roller coasters at busch gardens bruv

also you can go to the Dali museum in St. Pete (there are also good craft beer joints in St. Pete if that's your thing). just look how cool the museum looks from the outside

 

[Jobbs]

why do all the gay dudes in this thread want to bang me?

where are the female affirmations?

This thread has a culture of gay people being aggressive and open about this stuff.

Outside of the occasional exception, women here (of which there are fewer in general) don't talk this way at all.

I used to have a guy roommate years ago. One time I was going to a training exercise in Ft Jackson, but our units flight got pushed 2 days due to some issues with the MAC terminal, so I ended coming home like 2 hours after I was supposed to leave to find him naked jerking off to porn fullscreen on the TV in the living room. He had the sound all the way up and didn't hear me come in.

So now that is what I assumed dudes are doing whenever they are home alone

In my case you would be wrong. I'm not a big masturbator/porn user and if I was I'd be very discreet.

 

[Ceallach]

I used to have a guy roommate years ago. One time I was going to a training exercise in Ft Jackson, but our units flight got pushed 2 days due to some issues with the MAC terminal, so I ended coming home like 2 hours after I was supposed to leave to find him naked jerking off to porn fullscreen on the TV in the living room. He had the sound all the way up and didn't hear me come in.

So now that is what I assumed dudes are doing whenever they are home alone

 

[You Know Nothing]

This thread has a culture of gay people being aggressive and open about this stuff.

Outside of the occasional exception, women here (of which there are fewer in general) don't talk this way at all.

I recant all dick at this moment.

(I'm in such a foul mood right now and I don't know why. I think chopping someone's dick off would be cathartic.)

 

[Prophet Steve]

I used to have a guy roommate years ago. One time I was going to a training exercise in Ft Jackson, but our units flight got pushed 2 days due to some issues with the MAC terminal, so I ended coming home like 2 hours after I was supposed to leave to find him naked jerking off to porn fullscreen on the TV in the living room. He had the sound all the way up and didn't hear me come in.

So now that is what I assumed dudes are doing whenever they are home alone

Seems accurate tbh.

 

[Funky Papa]

I confess nothing.

 

[Vazra]

Maybe you'd turn into the bath salted version of Obelix.

Ouch and to think I wanted to see your d

mother fucking roller coasters at busch gardens bruv

also you can go to the Dali museum in St. Pete (there are also good craft beer joints in St. Pete if that's your thing). just look how cool the museum looks from the outside

Busch Gardens sounds interesting and I gotta see what else is there and around the area tbh. May also pop my cherry and visit a gay club since Ive never been to one. It should be interesting finding hanging spots and places to eat , etc.

I recant all dick at this moment.

(I'm in such a foul mood right now and I don't know why. I think chopping someone's dick off would be cathartic.)

Perfect Illusion ha impact faded away

 

[Funky Papa]

Ouch and to think I wanted to see your d

Busch Gardens sounds interesting and I gotta see what else is there and around the area tbh. May also pop my cherry and visit a gay club since Ive never been to one. It should be interesting finding hanging spots and places to eat , etc.



Perfect Illusion ha impact faded away

Ok, that came out much worse than I intended. I meant no actual dickery.

 

[FloatOn]

Busch Gardens sounds interesting and I gotta see what else is there and around the area tbh. May also pop my cherry and visit a gay club since Ive never been to one. It should be interesting finding hanging spots and places to eat , etc.

I'm excited for you man. You are starting a new chapter. Got any job prospects lined up?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Perfect Illusion ha impact faded away

Still getting my life.

You tried it.

 

[Vazra]

I'm excited for you man. You are starting a new chapter. Got any job prospects lined up?

Im going for customer service or warehouse work mainly but Im open to anything as long as I get decent amount of hours to pay my bills.

Still getting my life.

You tried it.

Stop listening to it and listen to Royksopp and see how your mood will improve.

 

[Jobbs]

I recant all dick at this moment.

(I'm in such a foul mood right now and I don't know why. I think chopping someone's dick off would be cathartic.)

Did you have a bad dick experience lately?

Guys are [often] assholes. While there may be some advantages to being gay if you are interested in hooking up a lot (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) you also have to deal with guys.

 

[Nerdkiller]

So...has Hornets done the deed yet?

 

[FloatOn]

Did you have a bad dick experience lately?

Guys are [often] assholes. While there may be some advantages to being gay if you are interested in hooking up a lot (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) you also have to deal with guys.

I think guys and girls both can be assholes.

edit - annnnnd it's time to go to the doctor. have a good weekend everyone

 

[Vazra]

Guys are [often] assholes. While there may be some advantages to being gay if you are interested in hooking up a lot (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) you also have to deal with guys.

Ehhh Im not really that interested in hooking up but the issue is finding someone looking for commitment. Most people these days seem to be into open relationships, no strings attached fuck everyone kind of guys in the gay community and that doesnt work for me. Obviously not aimed at me but my 2 cents.

My last dick appointment was great tho.

I think guys and girls both can be assholes.

Thats true. The thing I've noticed is that guys are more open to say asshole things instead of holding them in and then talk with someone else about it unlike chicks which to some degree avoid confrontation.

So...has Hornets done the deed yet?

3 hours or so left

 

[Josh with a J]

Guys are [often] assholes.

I think some of us are far worse than that

I know I can't help it

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Human beings are often assholes. You just feel it more strongly when you're in relationships with people, leading some to falsely associate this unfortunate fact with the gender that they're attracted to.

 

[liliththepale]

anyone have cool weekend plans?

Nope. Birthday party Sunday night, but besides that I just want to get a bunch of artwork and programming done.

I wanna go golfing. I haven't gone in months.

#whiteclydethings

I haven't gone golfing since I was in high school. That seems like something my generation has essentially given up on.

I had a date on Wednesday and one on Thursday. The one on Wednesday was with a "nerdy" girl who was very similar to me on paper, we had a lot in common and the same sense of humor. I wasn't sure about her pictures though going in, whether or not I'd be attracted to her in person or not. Texting before meeting up was good. I was cautiously optimistic going in. She turned out to be a bit more quiet than I was hoping. She didn't really ask a lot of questions and I ended up carrying the conversation all night. We were at a bar for three hours and she didn't even ask me what I did for a job, just to give you an idea. Physically she was decent looking, nothing too great or bad. I could tell she was really into me by her body language. As we were leaving, I kind of mind a big mistake. Maybe it was the alcohol or maybe it was because I haven't been in a relationship in a while, but I did start to get heavily flirty and ended up kissing her. It's a mistake because I don't wanna give her the wrong impression. Kissing her felt great, but I don't think there's any potential here. Now she's gotten a bit more frequent and assertive with the texting. Whoops. I'll meet her again and see if she opens up a bit more and is more comfortable in conversation. Some people do get a little nervous on the first date. But my initial feeling is nope.

Thursday date was interesting because I couldn't get a read on this girl going in. Both in her pictures and in text. She seemed really quite at first, when we talked on OKC. Her pictures were a bit inconsistent too, in terms of attractiveness. Once we started texting she seemed to talk a lot more, which was good. My initial reaction to first meeting her was tepid, but after the course of the date I ended up really enjoying myself. It was the opposite of the girl on Wednesday, the conversation felt natural and comfortable, she talks a lot and a good sense of humor. I was becoming progressively more attracted to her over the course of the date. But she was really difficult to read in person too. She was laughing and having a good time but her body language seemed a bit disinterested, lots of arm crossing. I really wanted to kiss her at the end but was thrown off on how she felt. We texted after and she says she had a lot of fun and wants to go out again. She was crossing her arms a lot because she was cold lol

yay online dating?

Was it cold out? A lot of times women get colder than men (thanks to a higher surface area ratio). I wouldn't read that much into it, especially if she says otherwise. She has no great reason to lie at that point.

 

[Misha]

I don't know if I mentioned it before but I have a tendency to pick up mannerisms speech patterns etc from a character I really like in a movie or show for a few hours after watching. It's kinda weird but fun

 

[You Know Nothing]

Did you have a bad dick experience lately?

Guys are [often] assholes. While there may be some advantages to being gay if you are interested in hooking up a lot (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) you also have to deal with guys.

Not particularly.

Just a bunch of minor annoyances really. I Will Survive.mp3

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I really want a cigarette and I've never smoked a day in my life

 

[You Know Nothing]

I really want a cigarette and I've never smoked a day in my life

Have a nice stiff drink instead.

 

[Fall Into The GAF]

I am forgetting things. I don't know if it's stress/depression or worse but I don't feel such a "responsible adult" when I think about 100 things at once and miss an appointment or two.

In other words, I wish I could function like an adult.

Basically, this.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Have a nice stiff drink instead.

I have work in like three hours

 

[liliththepale]

I don't know if I mentioned it before but I have a tendency to pick up mannerisms speech patterns etc from a character I really like in a movie or show for a few hours after watching. It's kinda weird but fun

That's unusual. Do you still have a strong sense of who you are in these moments? Or do you not have that sense to begin with?

 

[Misha]

I am forgetting things. I don't know if it's stress/depression or worse but I don't feel such a "responsible adult" when I think about 100 things at once and miss an appointment or two.

In other words, I wish I could function like an adult.

Being an adult is about finding ways to compensate for your flaws imo.

Try keeping a calendar. Once you put something on there you don't have to keep it in your head, you can just count on the next time you read your calendar to remind you

 

[FloatOn]

I really want a cigarette and I've never smoked a day in my life

I used to smoke these

Would recommend

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have work in like three hours

Plane mechanic showing up drunk.

What could go wrong?

 

[Fall Into The GAF]

Being an adult is about finding ways to compensate for your flaws imo.

Try keeping a calendar. Once you put something on there you don't have to keep it in your head, you can just count on the next time you read your calendar to remind you

I just got into the habit of using my calendar app.

I used to smoke these

Would recommend

My dad used to smoke these. Weren't they banned from being sold?

 

[Misha]

That's unusual. Do you still have a strong sense of who you are in these moments? Or do you not have that sense to begin with?

I'd say I don't have a strong sense to begin with but its not like I feel like someone else. There's just so many different ways to do stuff that it's nice to experience different ones.
It is nice to be consistent tho for presentations sake

I just got into the habit of using my calendar app.

Hope it helps!

 

[FloatOn]

My dad used to smoke these. Weren't they banned from being sold?

It was years ago so idk

 

[You Know Nothing]

Well, I managed to swear off dick for like an hour and a half. A new personal best.

 

[Nerdkiller]

I used to smoke these

Would recommend

Now that would fit the Superfriends just fine.

 

[Fluvian]

I really want a cigarette and I've never smoked a day in my life

Get a vape pen, vaping feels great and it's way more fun than smoking.

 

[Vazra]

So boooooored

 

[liliththepale]

Well, I managed to swear off dick for like an hour and a half. A new personal best.

I'm not judging but why do you so often feel the need to share these pictures with us? I don't think you have anything to prove... We all already know you're gay

 

[Jobbs]

Wait, Jake is gay?

 

[Symphonia]

I'm drunk.

I want to be drunker.

 

[Vazra]

I'm drunk.

I want to be drunker.

What for?

 

[Misha]

Wait, Jake is gay?

He already said he's a lesbian. Weren't you paying attention?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

 

[Symphonia]

What for?

Because why not. It's Friday, I'm on my todd, I have money.

 

[Vazra]

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

Have fun and dont forget the condoms. Did you get the XXL condoms? JK

Because why not. It's Friday, I'm on my todd, I have money.

Alrighty

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm not judging but why do you so often feel the need to share these pictures with us? I don't think you have anything to prove... We all already know you're gay

Everyone on earth must know. I will not rest until they do.

Wait, Jake is gay?

Can't confirm or deny.

He already said he's a lesbian. Weren't you paying attention?

Exactly. It's like talking to brick walls around here.

 

[Misha]

Have fun and dont forget the condoms. Did you get the XXL condoms? JK

I thought you weren't seeing him for like another month :V

 

[Fluvian]

Perfect friday night tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I thought you weren't seeing him for like another month :V

I'm hooking up with a guy tonight

I am terrified