You Know Nothing
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Fun factoid: I never knew who the fuck sang this song all these years.
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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Fun factoid: I never knew who the fuck sang this song all these years.
I was implying that Vazra has a big penis
Sorry something I'm not clear on, is this just your first time with a guy or you first time in general? I think you said lose virginity before, I guess you could have mean't gay virginity.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Anything that isn't completely literal is going to go way over my head right now
1 hour remains until he's off work
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
*has shower*
I just realized tho that he might have meant the same thing for you. I was assuming he was talking about your date instead.
Alright quick checklist of what you need, make sure you have lube and a condom...That's about it have fun.
You Know Nothing
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And make sure you've taken a shit already. Or that he has.
Do they have bidets in England?
Say that again and I will PM you my dick. #FairWarning #TreadLightly
Woah, woah, woah that's fucking rude
You Know Nothing
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Too French for the English to tolerate.
(Sorry someone had to)
I'm hungry now.
I should probably eat something already.
Vaz can handle a little ribbing, Tiberius.
liliththepale
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My roommate just did this last week. She and her boyfriend basically never come out now.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Not yet, he's still at work I thinkRNH might be going at it now
Hope it goes well for him.
I've calmed a bit
I'm still terrified though
RobotNinjaHornets
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My phone is at 69%
How fitting
How fitting
It's normal, I remember that fear making my first time all the more exhilarating.
liliththepale
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I'm not a good candidate for blood donation. Also I like role playing a vampire
Halcyon
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We finally got the baby sleeping in the nursery at night so now me and the missus have the bed all to ourselves. We had sex twice in one weekend for the first time since like last summer. Now we're just going to lay in bed watch Netflix drink and get potato chip crumbs everywhere.
Fall Into The GAF
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Meanwhile Im just on FakeGAF talking about people having sex
What else is new. Every page I open, I am half expecting a giant orgy acockalypse to happen.
liliththepale
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Oh wow. That took a while! Congrats though
That sounds amazing. I just laundered my sheets last night but I might try to copy you this weekend anyway.
So this is my gym....I'm honestly a little ashamed, Ive never seen this behaviour in the pool but if I had I would have done something about it.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/women-warned-over-touching-in-pool-and-wolf-whistles-at-golds-gym-in-hanwell-a3340751.html
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/women-warned-over-touching-in-pool-and-wolf-whistles-at-golds-gym-in-hanwell-a3340751.html
RobotNinjaHornets
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I'm on my way to meet him now
Stay calm
Stay calm
Are you requesting?😈
Have fun ;D
Keep calm, relax and enjoy. He wont get pregnant.
That is actually kinda hot
RobotNinjaHornets
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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I'm seriously considering getting a tattoo
Do it!
WhereAreMahDragonz
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My parents would hate me
I want to
I want to
RobotNinjaHornets
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What of?
You Know Nothing
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What kind of me tea.
Oh! Did you have any specific ideas yet?
This is why all of mine are on my back and chest, when they die I'm gonna get sleeves and it's gonna be great
rofl
Also I kind of want nachos but I don't feel like driving. In these instances I wish I kept groceries in the house
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