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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
- Thread starter liliththepale
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I would let her to throw me around like that javelin
You Know Nothing
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Yeah, the post run sweat was even worse because it's basically soup outside.
trab pu kcip
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another hour until lunch break. pray4me
Haven't seen my lips around anyone's cock recently 😕😏
You Know Nothing
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Chuckie
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Moist Ohio
You Know Nothing
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Okay band name.
Apparently yes it's been over 90 humidity every day for seemingly weeks 😥
Turrible
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
［ＭＯＩＳＴ ＯＨＩＯ］
better scrabble score
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Sun Kil Moon
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Transhuman
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Jobbs RNH and I are going to start a girl rock band. We'll be the first guys to ever do it.
Drei Mädchen und einen Tisch
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Transhuman
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Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
You Know Nothing
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Three girls and a __________
Too lazy to Google the meaning. But wow, I translated most of it without cheating. #polyglot
trab pu kcip
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you recycling pick up lines now? ;p
RobotNinjaHornets
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Are you a Hitmonchan? Because...uh. Punches. Punchboys. Punch are a band. Punch is losing it's meaning oh god.
I'm not good at this.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Listening to Reagan Youth atm.
Chuckie
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Hahahaha. Hitting on hot chicks is a numbers game! I am trying this stolen line on all of you cute Fakegirls hoping it will land with one of you. I am trying to teach the art to RNH
So far 0/2 but I think that is because Lili didn't read it.
Can't wait for Ceallach to come online. I think she will rip me to pieces after I use it on her.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
You're married
GodBlessAmerica.exe
Chuckie
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How is that relevant?
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Transhuman
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"Are you a Hitmonchan? Because with you i'm punching above my weight."
"Are you a Snorlax? Because I want to wake you with my Pokė Flute."
"Are you a Drowzee? Alcohol consumption is known to have effects on sexual behavior and aggression. During social interactions, alcohol consumption also encourages biased appraisal of a partner’s sexual motives, impairs communication about sexual intentions, and enhances misperception of sexual intent, effects exacerbated by peer influence about how to act when drinking."
"Are you a Snorlax? Because I want to wake you with my Pokė Flute."
"Are you a Drowzee? Alcohol consumption is known to have effects on sexual behavior and aggression. During social interactions, alcohol consumption also encourages biased appraisal of a partner’s sexual motives, impairs communication about sexual intentions, and enhances misperception of sexual intent, effects exacerbated by peer influence about how to act when drinking."
You Know Nothing
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RobotNinjaHornets
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trab pu kcip
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here's a pickup line that would work on me "hey gurl do you want to join my D&D party? if not we can always watch old Simpsons episodes and listen to Jawbreaker"
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What if we watched Futurama instead is that a dealbreaker?
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
"i really just want to drink smoked stouts and listen to doom metal, you can join if you want"
trab pu kcip
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hm, depends on the guy
worked
would probably also work
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Transhuman
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Depends on the season too.
You Know Nothing
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Je t'ignore toujours.
Chuckie
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
trab pu kcip
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Why didn't mine work?
Because you know what I look like?
because you only did it because the other one didn't work ;p there's a fine line between cute and needy
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I love everything about this
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Transhuman
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Marriage has made your game soft Tence. Soft like the skin of an old man in a public swimming pool.
who, this Emily?
friskykillface
Banned
Blah , every single morning 5-6 am pee to wake up , even if I go before sleeping
Someone invent a way to transfer pee to the cloud
Someone invent a way to transfer pee to the cloud
You Know Nothing
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These gifs just make me think I need to make fruit squirting videos and rake in that Youtube fetish ad money.
Chuckie
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Damn girl. No second chances with you huh,
I wanted to invite you to eat some carrot dogs. I would even have brought my Spawn comics with me to read together.
Yeah it appears so.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
And here I was hoping to bring you to the straight side.
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Transhuman
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"I walk through the valley of the shadow of death"
-Kanye West, Jesus Walks (2004)
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