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[Jobbs]

97% humidity. It's been like this every morning. I'm done! Not gonna do it. Nah gah dah.

 

[DrM]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

I would let her to throw me around like that javelin

 

[You Know Nothing]

97% humidity. It's been like this every morning. I'm done! Not gonna do it. Nah gah dah.

Yeah, the post run sweat was even worse because it's basically soup outside.

 

[trab pu kcip]

another hour until lunch break. pray4me

 

[Clydefrog]

97% humidity. It's been like this every morning. I'm done! Not gonna do it. Nah gah dah.

do you live in a swamp? are you Shrek?

the layers...

 

[Xiao Hu]

It's cuz u suk.

Haven't seen my lips around anyone's cock recently 😕😏

 

[You Know Nothing]

Honestly, Ohio has been like the Louisiana bayou for weeks.

So much moisture.

Haven't seen my lips around anyone's cock recently 😕😏

 

[Chuckie]

another hour until lunch break. pray4me

Same here.

Also: Lea, are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking!

 

[EatChildren]

Moist Ohio

 

[You Know Nothing]

Moist Ohio

Okay band name.

 

[Jobbs]

do you live in a swamp? are you Shrek?

the layers...

Apparently yes it's been over 90 humidity every day for seemingly weeks 😥

Okay band name.

Turrible

 

[EatChildren]

Okay band name.

［ＭＯＩＳＴ  ＯＨＩＯ］

 

[Clydefrog]

Okay band name.

better scrabble score

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Sun Kil Moon

 

[Transhuman]

Jobbs RNH and I are going to start a girl rock band. We'll be the first guys to ever do it.

 

[Clydefrog]

Jobbs RNH and I are going to start a girl rock band. We'll be the first guys to ever do it.

Drei Mädchen und einen Tisch

 

[Transhuman]

Drei Mädchen und einen Tisch

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Drei Mädchen und einen Tisch

Three girls and a __________

Too lazy to Google the meaning. But wow, I translated most of it without cheating. #polyglot

 

[trab pu kcip]

Same here.

Also: Lea, are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking!

you recycling pick up lines now? ;p

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you recycling pick up lines now? ;p

Are you a Hitmonchan? Because...uh. Punches. Punchboys. Punch are a band. Punch is losing it's meaning oh god.

I'm not good at this.

 

[Funky Papa]

Listening to Reagan Youth atm.

 

[Chuckie]

you recycling pick up lines now? ;p

Hahahaha. Hitting on hot chicks is a numbers game! I am trying this stolen line on all of you cute Fakegirls hoping it will land with one of you. I am trying to teach the art to RNH

So far 0/2 but I think that is because Lili didn't read it.

Can't wait for Ceallach to come online. I think she will rip me to pieces after I use it on her.

 

[Jobbs]

Just keep in mind that a relationship is a lot like an orange. First you have the skin, and then the sweet sweet innards

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hahahaha. Hitting on hot chicks is a numbers game! I am trying this stolen line on all of you cute Fakegirls hoping it will land with one of you. I am trying to teach the art to RNH

So far 0/2 but I think that is because Lili didn't read it.

Can't wait for Ceallach to come online. I think she will rip me to pieces after I use it on her.

You're married

 

[Clydefrog]

Three girls and a __________

Too lazy to Google the meaning. But wow, I translated most of it without cheating. #polyglot

GodBlessAmerica.exe

 

[Chuckie]

You're married

How is that relevant?

 

[Transhuman]

"Are you a Hitmonchan? Because with you i'm punching above my weight."

"Are you a Snorlax? Because I want to wake you with my Pokė Flute."

"Are you a Drowzee? Alcohol consumption is known to have effects on sexual behavior and aggression. During social interactions, alcohol consumption also encourages biased appraisal of a partner’s sexual motives, impairs communication about sexual intentions, and enhances misperception of sexual intent, effects exacerbated by peer influence about how to act when drinking."

 

[You Know Nothing]

GodBlessAmerica.exe

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

How is that relevant?

Oh wait I missed the part where you said you were trying to teach me the art

IGNORE ME

 

[trab pu kcip]

here's a pickup line that would work on me "hey gurl do you want to join my D&D party? if not we can always watch old Simpsons episodes and listen to Jawbreaker"

 

[Chuckie]

Hey gurl do you want to join my D&D party? if not we can always watch old Simpsons episodes and listen to Jawbreaker.

 

[Transhuman]

What if we watched Futurama instead is that a dealbreaker?

 

[Clydefrog]

ey gurl do you want to join my D&D party? if not we can always watch old Simpsons episodes and listen to Jawbreaker.

 

[EatChildren]

"i really just want to drink smoked stouts and listen to doom metal, you can join if you want"

 

[trab pu kcip]

What if we watched Futurama instead is that a dealbreaker?

hm, depends on the guy

ey gurl do you want to join my D&D party? if not we can always watch old Simpsons episodes and listen to Jawbreaker.

worked

"i really just want to drink smoked stouts and listen to doom metal, you can join if you want"

would probably also work

 

[Transhuman]

hm, depends on the guy

Depends on the season too.

 

[You Know Nothing]

IGNORE ME

Je t'ignore toujours.

 

[Chuckie]

worked

Why didn't mine work?


Because you know what I look like?

 

[EatChildren]

would probably also work

 

[trab pu kcip]

Why didn't mine work?


Because you know what I look like?

because you only did it because the other one didn't work ;p there's a fine line between cute and needy

 

[Funky Papa]

Just keep in mind that a relationship is a lot like an orange. First you have the skin, and then the sweet sweet innards

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

here's a pickup line that would work on me "hey gurl do you want to join my D&D party? if not we can always watch old Simpsons episodes and listen to Jawbreaker"

I love everything about this

 

[Transhuman]

Marriage has made your game soft Tence. Soft like the skin of an old man in a public swimming pool.

 

[Numb]

who, this Emily?

 

[friskykillface]

Blah , every single morning 5-6 am pee to wake up , even if I go before sleeping

Someone invent a way to transfer pee to the cloud

 

[You Know Nothing]

These gifs just make me think I need to make fruit squirting videos and rake in that Youtube fetish ad money.

 

[Chuckie]

because you only did it because the other one didn't work ;p there's a fine line between cute and needy

Damn girl. No second chances with you huh,

I wanted to invite you to eat some carrot dogs. I would even have brought my Spawn comics with me to read together.

Marriage has made your game soft Tence. Soft like the skin of an old man in a public swimming pool.

Yeah it appears so.

 

[Clydefrog]

wait a goddamn second, is RobotNinjaHornets actually Jerry Cantrell?

 

[Funky Papa]

These gifs just make me think I need to make fruit squirting videos and rake in that Youtube fetish ad money.

And here I was hoping to bring you to the straight side.

 

[Transhuman]

"I walk through the valley of the shadow of death"

-Kanye West, Jesus Walks (2004)