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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Have a cutoff from drinking anything way before sleep time
RobotNinjaHornets
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friskykillface
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What if the perfect guy only liked new Simpsons and makes it clear he's the devil and says "who the fuck likes old Simpsons "
🤔
Let's eat jawbreakers and marathon my season 3-8 DVD set of the Simpsons all night
*runs away red face*
RobotNinjaHornets
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
You Know Nothing
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RobotNinjaHornets
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Yoooo the best cinema near me is showing Akira in September
vegetarian lasagna with beer from satan's balls
a meal...for one
Recipe you use?
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I made it up.
White mushroom sauce = cheeses, cream, and fried mushrooms, some herbs. Whatever creamy, mushroomy white sauce works for you.
Faux mince = TVP soaked in broth (1 cup of TVP to 1 cup of water) (broth = water, vegetarian beef cube, vegetarian Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper),.
Fry faux mince garlic, chilli, and onion. Add in a few of spoons of tomato paste, bit of water to reduce thickening, simmer for a bit to make like a bolognese.
Layering = sheet of lasagna / faux mince sauce / white mushroom sauce / spinache. Repeat.
Top with mozzarella and herbs. Oven bake until good to go. Garnish with spinach and/or basil. Life is good.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Who is the sexiest historical figure?
Napoleon Bonerparte
He'd have low self esteem in this day and age
trab pu kcip
Member
then he wouldn't be the perfect guy
You Know Nothing
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Young Stalin is hot as fuck.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Did noone get the joke? :c
if I wanted to lure trab into my house I'd use skittles - if that failed I'd try cats. :3
lol
joseph stalin.. dreamboat ♥♥♥
lol
joseph stalin.. dreamboat ♥♥♥
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Chuckie
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It was just so bad everyone was ignoring it.
T
Transhuman
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Sexiest historical figure is either Joan of Arc or me (presuming I become a historical figure).
It is really easy to become a historical figure.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I was hoping it would break through the wall of being so awful that it became great
Will try.
trab pu kcip
Member
ask me anything
Just kidding! I would never watch tentacle porn
If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live?
What was the first movie that made you cry?
What is your five year plan?
If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live?
What was the first movie that made you cry?
What is your five year plan?
Chuckie
Member
What is the freakiest sexy thing you ever did?
Lili might like it!
What's the record for longest sleep you had?
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Be sure to think of me during.
What are your hopes and dreams and what does human flesh taste like?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I may try this later. I'm a sucker for vegetable lasagna.
Next time try to substitute the lasagna noodles with some thin layers of eggplant for a less carb rich recipe. I do beef one that way when I'm cutting and it's pretty good,
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
Which Reich was your favorite?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Normally I do, either that or eggplant. Eggplant lasagna and parma are a staple of my diet.
But yeah, TVP is magic. It's generally pretty flavourless (mildly nutty maybe?), but is a great mince texture substitute and since it holds around three times its own weight in water it's all about the broth you soak it in and then the sauce it absorbs. Rich in protein too.
Patrick Bateman
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I knew you were a good person despite your criminal ancestors.
trab pu kcip
Member
puke
long. like until 5pm. I don't remember when I went to bed though
to find love, a great job involving videogames and help cats.
good but better if it's bloody.
vegan reich. jk but they actually are a band.
yes!
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Did you like my joke?
Mineral vs SDRE vs Texas Is The Reason, who wins?
Why haven't you moved to Brighton yet?
Chuckie
Member
On somebody? Was it on purpose?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I once had a job involving vidjas.
I nearly ended hating them and had to drop them for a full year to rekindle that passion.
I'm damn glad my current line of work is only tangentially related to them, although if things work out...
I nearly ended hating them and had to drop them for a full year to rekindle that passion.
I'm damn glad my current line of work is only tangentially related to them, although if things work out...
Chuckie
Member
Hey Aithbreac is back.... meaning to ask you something.... are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking!
You Know Nothing
Member
Seethe.
Sexiest historical figure is either Joan of Arc or me (presuming I become a historical figure).
It is really easy to become a historical figure.
Well she was definitely the hottest.
trab pu kcip
Member
5/10
hmm I guess if I had to choose it would be Mineral. but I love them all!
idk :/
no to both but it speaks for me that after that he was still into it.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
This is true.
Don't worry I steal the eggplants.
These are good answers and I wish you the best.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Why in the seven hells would a German want to move to the UK right now?
I mean, even Nigel Farage is applying for a German passport rn.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
That doesn't make sense. His legs kick, not his body.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
Deus Ex hype
trab pu kcip
Member
oh I didn't see!
Alaska, New york, ???
the first? I probably don't remember. I may have cried during Bambi. Totoro always makes me tear up for some reason. and during Blue Valentine I sobbed like a babby
new job, new town, cat(s), ??? (more like a one year plan)
You Know Nothing
Member
Deus Ex hype
I tried to snatch it yesterday off GMG when it was price errored at $36. But I couldn't get the page to load. RIP.
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