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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
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I need a moment.

This post was written with 1 hand. Good taste
 

AcridMeat

Banned
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS!!!
Dumb. He's into her. Getting laid doesn't really factor in.

Edit: head over to dating GAF. They are experts.
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This is true. But since I don't drive and I am limited by bus travel, I have to be much more wary of traveling so far away, even if it's for someone I'm into.
Like I said no chance of crashing on someone's couch? People are way more accommodating for that when they know you have to travel a ways.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
this is a good escape hatch. tell her she made you realize you're gay. then no one gets hurt

Ha, I'm at the bar alone. I said before the date wasn't until Monday.

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Yeah Beef, crash on her couch. And by couch I mean her chest.
 

FUME5

Member
Not a fan of calling someone a liar for that situation, who doesn't choose their absolute best pictures to represent themselves?


But that gives me an idea. What if you make a dating app where you have to make a dumb face that makes you look as bad as possible?


What?

There's good photos, and there's completely misrepresnting yourself.
 

Jobbs

Banned
There's good photos, and there's completely misrepresnting yourself.

Dicey territory

People will use photos they like and there's never any guarantee you'll hit it off with someone until you meet them. That's implied

Calling photos "lies" or whatever seems a bit far, in most cases I think they're just choosing photos they like and doing their best
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I still don't entirely get it but I assume it means drinking a lot of shots
 

FUME5

Member
Dicey territory

People will use photos they like and there's never any guarantee you'll hit it off with someone until you meet them. That's implied

Calling photos "lies" or whatever seems a bit far, in most cases I think they're just choosing photos they like and doing their best

Eh, I'm drinking pints and watching fights, you'll have to excuse the broad brushstrokes.
 

Bko

Member
I can't imagine anyone here being actually rude about it irl.

I actually did know someone who considered makeup to be lies. like......

Yeah, but Ceallach is definitely using too much of it. She looks even prettier without it
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I'm also kind of blotto.

AMA.



Good shit good shit. That's some good shit right there
What are you drinking?
What are you wearing?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
What is the meaning of life?
Be honest. Do you think I'd look good in eyeliner?
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Yeah yeah.

Fantastic card so far, and I still get to see Faber and Bisping get bodied.

I dunno, Cruz doesn't look great. Despite what Rogan keeps saying.

Bisping however is going to have his head kicked into the stratosphere

EDIT: As I posted it, Faber got rocked, lol
 

Jobbs

Banned
I can't imagine anyone here being actually rude about it irl.

I actually did know someone who considered makeup to be lies. like......

I don't think makeup is a lie at all but I do feel a bit envious that it's less acceptable for me to wear it because I feel I could improve my appearance with it
 

FUME5

Member
I dunno, Cruz doesn't look great. Despite what Rogan keeps saying.

Bisping however is going to have his head kicked into the stratosphere

EDIT: As I posted it, Faber got rocked, lol

Strange fight this one.

Granadier, favourite Fakegaf lady?

That ought to put the cat among the pigeons.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I'm not?

I just ordered fries. Pray for me?
If you didn't have a date already set up I'd say you should start talking to the blonde girl.

Jelly of the fries.
 
What are you drinking?
What are you wearing?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
What is the meaning of life?
Be honest. Do you think I'd look good in eyeliner?

Red wine. Specifically Shiraz.

A shirt and boxer briefs.

Um like at least 1000. I'm p sure.

To live in the moment and not worry about consequences. Or something.

I do.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
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