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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Ok

Work for tonight done

I really don't want to go in tomorrow, I have to explain a shitty codebase to people. Two of my least favourite things. Shitty codebases and explanations :c
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I don't mind the actual shopping. I just hate the spending of money on things I don't want, but need.

I always go at night when nobody else is there.

i just like walking down the aisles and looking at all the food I can't eat. "Oh this instant ramen looks good...oh, its 400 calories hmmm. pass"
So I'm not the only one who does this.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I don't understand the anxiety either. I love planning meals and getting excited about food.

Ehh I dont mind shopping but my issue is that here at least here the aisles feel cramped and there could be more space for people to walk around. If its a crowded day there is a decent chance of having to do maneuvers to get around people just to grab minor shit. Also the waiting lines when paying.
 

FUME5

Member
At least one of the cashiers has figured out I'm very single ("You're always doing the shopping!"), I get the feeling I might be shown photos of her daughters or nieces next time I go through her line.
 
I don't mind the actual shopping. I just hate the spending of money on things I don't want, but need.

I always go at night when nobody else is there.

Why do you not want food?

I go whenever it's most convenient for me, which really spans all times of the day (that the store is open for).

Ehh I dont mind shopping but my issue is that here at least here the aisles feel cramped and there could be more space for people to walk around. If its a crowded day there is a decent chance of having to do maneuvers to get around people just to grab minor shit. Also the waiting lines when paying.

Oh, that's definitely not a problem at any of the stores I frequent. They have nice, clean, brightly lit aisles that are easy to navigate. I usually have to wait in line to pay but I guess that doesn't bother me for some reason.

i just like walking down the aisles and looking at all the food I can't eat. "Oh this instant ramen looks good...oh, its 400 calories hmmm. pass"

I'm having a hard time visualizing instant ramen as a treat, but I think it's important to treat yourself on occasion as long as it balances out eventually. Today I skipped lunch because I had a big breakfast and I'm having a bunch of friends over in a few minutes to make a big dinner. I was a little hungry at the tail end of work but it's worth it.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
This is gonna make me sound like an asshole, but I hate when cashiers make small talk.

Why do you not want food?

I go whenever it's most convenient for me, which really spans all times of the day (that the store is open for).
Oh I like food, I just wish it was free. "There goes money I could have spent on something superfluous" is what goes through my mind whenever I buy daily necessities.

First world problems. I should be glad I'm not like that guy who almost got arrested for having a chance to buy groceries. That was a sad/terrifying thread.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Why? A lot less awkward than staring off into space for a few minutes.
I dunno, I'm just not good at talking to people, I guess. I'd rather they left me alone.

I guess you have a point that not talking is awkward too though...
 

SystemBug

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I'm having a hard time visualizing instant ramen as a treat, but I think it's important to treat yourself on occasion as long as it balances out eventually. Today I skipped lunch because I had a big breakfast and I'm having a bunch of friends over in a few minutes to make a big dinner. I was a little hungry at the tail end of work but it's worth it.

it's a treat because it taste good (to me!) and you can have it like any time of the day. you just pop it in the microwave and ur good to go.

but to me it happens with everything. the cookie aisle *shudders*
 

Misha

Banned
'Hi, how are you today?"

"I'm fine, how about yourself"

"I'm good, thanks"

"Good to hear"

*pushes stuff on counter*
*holds up debit card to show and then swipes it*
"would you like a receipt?"
"sure"
"have a good day"
"you too"
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I like flirting with the cashiers. I was chatting up at Food Lion earlier telling this cashier what a pretty name Violet is.
 

FUME5

Member
*pushes stuff on counter*
*holds up debit card to show and then swipes it*
"would you like a receipt?"
"sure"
"have a good day"
"you too"

Just overflowing with positive vibes.

Playing Overwatch yesterday with 2 mates, one who had just started out. Had a match against a team who had great teamwork and spanked us a few times. Said fuck it and told the dudes to got Torbjorn because we had a good stage for it, the other 3 randoms must have liked what they saw because we fielded a team of all Torbs. Fucked. Them. Up.

It was hilarious.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
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You know what I love more than anything? [Redacted]. God. Like, just the feeling of [redacted] on my [redacted] is the best thing ever. I would kill for some [redacted] right now.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You know what I love more than anything? [Redacted]. God. Like, just the feeling of [redacted] on my [redacted] is the best thing ever. I would kill for some [redacted] right now.
Hummus
Beans
Face
French Toast
Guy

I'm sorry, the grocery conversation sent this in a different direction

'Hi, how are you today?"

"I'm fine, how about yourself"

"I'm good, thanks"

"Good to hear"
*Explodes from complicated social interaction*
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
OKC girl didn't hit me up tonight. Gotta give her credit, she handled things better than I probably would have.
 
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